Those are the only reasons I can't better myself. Sheldon says, Sheldon
does.

Sheldon has a good point.

Should I start my own business? 2 of 3 fail every year.

Sheldon is wealthy because he is energetic and smart.

Sheldon is a self-admitted slum-lord. He reaped his profits from the poor.

Barack Obama would indeed be proud of

Hugs,
TFM®

I'm getting a beer- who wants one?
"TFM®" > wrote in message
. com...
> Those are the only reasons I can't better myself. Sheldon says, Sheldon
> does.
>
> Sheldon has a good point.
>
> Should I start my own business? 2 of 3 fail every year.
>
> Sheldon is wealthy because he is energetic and smart.
>
> Sheldon is a self-admitted slum-lord. He reaped his profits from the
> poor.
>
> Barack Obama would indeed be proud of
>
> Hugs,
> TFM®

"cooter" > wrote in message
acquisition...
> I'm getting a beer- who wants one?



I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke.

My Wife will have dry white toast.

TFM®

"TFM®" > wrote in message
. com...
>
>
> "cooter" > wrote in message
> acquisition...
>> I'm getting a beer- who wants one?
>
>
>
> I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke.
>
> My Wife will have dry white toast.
>
> TFM®
TFM stands for The Fat Man?
Would that be a diet coke ? or what the hell straight up red

"cooter" > wrote in message
acquisition...
>
> "TFM®" > wrote in message
> . com...
>>
>>
>> "cooter" > wrote in message
>> acquisition...
>>> I'm getting a beer- who wants one?
>>
>>
>>
>> I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke.
>>
>> My Wife will have dry white toast.
>>
>> TFM®
> TFM stands for The Fat Man?
> Would that be a diet coke ? or what the hell straight up red
>

Yes, that would be me. I'll take a diet coke with my 4 fried chickens. No
need to get bloated.

Black Velvet on the side and Ardbeg single malt for desert.


TFM®

"TFM®" > wrote in message
. com...
>
>
> "cooter" > wrote in message
> acquisition...
>> I'm getting a beer- who wants one?
>
>
>
> I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke.
>
> My Wife will have dry white toast.
>
> TFM®
Jake is that you?

TFM� wrote:
> Those are the only reasons I can't better myself. �

Hmm, I must've hit your sore spot, _The Truth_.

In your case there are three reasons, you're also dishonest... you
claim you can't find a job when in fact you haven't looked for a job.

> Should I start my own business? �

No, you don't have the seed money, but even if some idiot loaned you
the start up money you don't know anything about becoming successful
at anything simply because due to your extreme lazyness you wouldn't
put in the effort... and in fact you'd never begin to repay the loan.
Were you ever to be a success at your age you would be by now... life
has long ago passed you by, loser... and you're the very worst kind,
you're not even ashamed to announce your loserness to all the planet.
You may fool the fools but you don't fool me, you never looked for a
job, not ever... in fact if a job ever found you you'd turn it down,
working is beneath you.

> 2 of 3 fail every year.

That's not true. Only those too lazy to work fail.

> Sheldon is wealthy because he is energetic and smart.

True... and honest, something you're not.

> Sheldon is a self-admitted slum-lord. �He reaped his profits from the poor.

Profits from the poor is your myth, there are no profits to be had
from the poor... look in your pockets... there are zero profits... all
you are is unpaid debt.

Yes, me and The Donald... I call myself a slum lord because I like how
it sounds. But the reality is that I supply very nice housing at very
reasonable prices to very hard working people who are definitely not
poor. I don't rent to non working lazy *******s. You keep blaming
Florida for your misfortune when the truth is that you are no asset to
Florida... you'd bitch about wherever you live because you're a
liability... you stay because you're living for free, and you ain't
the kind of Florida sponge that lives in the sea, you are the epitomy
of a parasite. Be very careful, you're a small baby step away from
homelessness. Were I your slum lord I'd have your no good lazy
******* ass out on the street so fast you wouldn't have time to steal
a roll of TP. You need to be kicked to the curb, you worthless
bloodsucking piece of trash.

On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:17:10 -0700, "Mike"
> wrote:

>
>"TFM®" > wrote in message
.com...
>>
>>
>> "cooter" > wrote in message
>> acquisition...
>>> I'm getting a beer- who wants one?
>>
>>
>>
>> I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke.
>>
>> My Wife will have dry white toast.
>>
>> TFM®
>Jake is that you?
>

It was black humor. What he speaks is not far from the truth.


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:12:31 -0400, TFM® wrote:

> Those are the only reasons I can't better myself. Sheldon says, Sheldon
> does.
>
> Sheldon has a good point.
>
> Should I start my own business? 2 of 3 fail every year.
>
> Sheldon is wealthy because he is energetic and smart.
>

you forgot that sheldon is a better cook than anyone else who has ever
lived.

your pal,
blake

On Sat 30 Aug 2008 10:24:15a, blake murphy told us...

> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:12:31 -0400, TFM® wrote:
>
>> Those are the only reasons I can't better myself. Sheldon says, Sheldon
>> does.
>>
>> Sheldon has a good point.
>>
>> Should I start my own business? 2 of 3 fail every year.
>>
>> Sheldon is wealthy because he is energetic and smart.
>>
>
> you forgot that sheldon is a better cook than anyone else who has ever
> lived.
>
> your pal,
> blake
>

Sheldon is also a walking compendium of nonessential information, which is
usually wrong.

--
Wayne Boatwright

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"Sheldon" > spewed forth in message
...
> TFM� wrote:
>> Those are the only reasons I can't better myself. �
>
> Hmm, I must've hit your sore spot, _The Truth_.
>
> In your case there are three reasons, you're also dishonest... you
> claim you can't find a job when in fact you haven't looked for a job.
>
>> Should I start my own business? �
>
> No, you don't have the seed money, but even if some idiot loaned you
> the start up money you don't know anything about becoming successful
> at anything simply because due to your extreme lazyness you wouldn't
> put in the effort... and in fact you'd never begin to repay the loan.
> Were you ever to be a success at your age you would be by now... life
> has long ago passed you by, loser... and you're the very worst kind,
> you're not even ashamed to announce your loserness to all the planet.
> You may fool the fools but you don't fool me, you never looked for a
> job, not ever... in fact if a job ever found you you'd turn it down,
> working is beneath you.
>
>> 2 of 3 fail every year.
>
> That's not true. Only those too lazy to work fail.
>
>> Sheldon is wealthy because he is energetic and smart.
>
> True... and honest, something you're not.
>
>> Sheldon is a self-admitted slum-lord. �He reaped his profits from the
>> poor.
>
> Profits from the poor is your myth, there are no profits to be had
> from the poor... look in your pockets... there are zero profits... all
> you are is unpaid debt.
>
> Yes, me and The Donald... I call myself a slum lord because I like how
> it sounds. But the reality is that I supply very nice housing at very
> reasonable prices to very hard working people who are definitely not
> poor. I don't rent to non working lazy *******s. You keep blaming
> Florida for your misfortune when the truth is that you are no asset to
> Florida... you'd bitch about wherever you live because you're a
> liability... you stay because you're living for free, and you ain't
> the kind of Florida sponge that lives in the sea, you are the epitomy
> of a parasite. Be very careful, you're a small baby step away from
> homelessness. Were I your slum lord I'd have your no good lazy
> ******* ass out on the street so fast you wouldn't have time to steal
> a roll of TP. You need to be kicked to the curb, you worthless
> bloodsucking piece of trash.
>
>

Wow! That's the most exercise you've had in weeks.

You rant and you rave, but ultimately you are still Sheldon. Therefore not
worthy of recognition.


TFM® - Yes, I understand this post is a contradiction in itself...

TFM wrote:
> "Sheldon" > spewed forth in ...
>
>
>
>
>
> > TFM wrote:
> >> Those are the only reasons I can't better myself.
>
> > Hmm, I must've hit your sore spot, _The Truth_.
>
> > In your case there are three reasons, you're also dishonest... you
> > claim you can't find a job when in fact you haven't looked for a job.
>
> >> Should I start my own business?
>
> > No, you don't have the seed money, but even if some idiot loaned you
> > the start up money you don't know anything about becoming successful
> > at anything simply because due to your extreme lazyness you wouldn't
> > put in the effort... and in fact you'd never begin to repay the loan.
> > Were you ever to be a success at your age you would be by now... life
> > has long ago passed you by, loser... and you're the very worst kind,
> > you're not even ashamed to announce your loserness to all the planet.
> > You may fool the fools but you don't fool me, you never looked for a
> > job, not ever... in fact if a job ever found you you'd turn it down,
> > working is beneath you.
>
> >> 2 of 3 fail every year.
>
> > That's not true. �Only those too lazy to work fail.
>
> >> Sheldon is wealthy because he is energetic and smart.
>
> > True... and honest, something you're not.
>
> >> Sheldon is a self-admitted slum-lord. He reaped his profits from the
> >> poor.
>
> > Profits from the poor is your myth, there are no profits to be had
> > from the poor... look in your pockets... there are zero profits... all
> > you are is unpaid debt.
>
> > Yes, me and The Donald... I call myself a slum lord because I like how
> > it sounds. �But the reality is that I supply very nice housing at very
> > reasonable prices to very hard working people who are definitely not
> > poor. I don't rent to non working lazy *******s. �You keep blaming
> > Florida for your misfortune when the truth is that you are no asset to
> > Florida... you'd bitch about wherever you live because you're a
> > liability... you stay because you're living for free, and you ain't
> > the kind of Florida sponge that lives in the sea, you are the epitomy
> > of a parasite. �Be very careful, you're a small baby step away from
> > homelessness. �Were I your slum lord I'd have your no good lazy
> > ******* ass out on the street so fast you wouldn't have time to steal
> > a roll of TP. �You need to be kicked to the curb, you worthless
> > bloodsucking piece of trash.
>
> Wow!

Hey, don't blame me... I never thought of you when I made that
comment, in fact I never think of you... you're the parasite who made
it personal, but if the foo shits wear it.

TFM stands for The Friggin' Moron... 'cause you sure ain't any kind of
man, LOSER/USER!

"Sheldon" > wrote in message
...
> TFM wrote:
>> "Sheldon" > spewed forth in
>> ...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > TFM wrote:
>> >> Those are the only reasons I can't better myself.
>>
>> > Hmm, I must've hit your sore spot, _The Truth_.
>>
>> > In your case there are three reasons, you're also dishonest... you
>> > claim you can't find a job when in fact you haven't looked for a job.
>>
>> >> Should I start my own business?
>>
>> > No, you don't have the seed money, but even if some idiot loaned you
>> > the start up money you don't know anything about becoming successful
>> > at anything simply because due to your extreme lazyness you wouldn't
>> > put in the effort... and in fact you'd never begin to repay the loan.
>> > Were you ever to be a success at your age you would be by now... life
>> > has long ago passed you by, loser... and you're the very worst kind,
>> > you're not even ashamed to announce your loserness to all the planet.
>> > You may fool the fools but you don't fool me, you never looked for a
>> > job, not ever... in fact if a job ever found you you'd turn it down,
>> > working is beneath you.
>>
>> >> 2 of 3 fail every year.
>>
>> > That's not true. �Only those too lazy to work fail.
>>
>> >> Sheldon is wealthy because he is energetic and smart.
>>
>> > True... and honest, something you're not.
>>
>> >> Sheldon is a self-admitted slum-lord. He reaped his profits from the
>> >> poor.
>>
>> > Profits from the poor is your myth, there are no profits to be had
>> > from the poor... look in your pockets... there are zero profits... all
>> > you are is unpaid debt.
>>
>> > Yes, me and The Donald... I call myself a slum lord because I like how
>> > it sounds. �But the reality is that I supply very nice housing at very
>> > reasonable prices to very hard working people who are definitely not
>> > poor. I don't rent to non working lazy *******s. �You keep blaming
>> > Florida for your misfortune when the truth is that you are no asset to
>> > Florida... you'd bitch about wherever you live because you're a
>> > liability... you stay because you're living for free, and you ain't
>> > the kind of Florida sponge that lives in the sea, you are the epitomy
>> > of a parasite. �Be very careful, you're a small baby step away from
>> > homelessness. �Were I your slum lord I'd have your no good lazy
>> > ******* ass out on the street so fast you wouldn't have time to steal
>> > a roll of TP. �You need to be kicked to the curb, you worthless
>> > bloodsucking piece of trash.
>>
>> Wow!
>
> Hey, don't blame me... I never thought of you when I made that
> comment, in fact I never think of you... you're the parasite who made
> it personal, but if the foo shits wear it.
>
> TFM stands for The Friggin' Moron... 'cause you sure ain't any kind of
> man, LOSER/USER!

You made it personal.

I love you now.

Hugs,
TFM®

On Aug 30, 7:11�pm, TFM� > wrote:
> "Sheldon" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
>
>
> > TFM wrote:
> >> "Sheldon" > spewed forth in
> >> ...
>
> >> > TFM wrote:
> >> >> Those are the only reasons I can't better myself.
>
> >> > Hmm, I must've hit your sore spot, _The Truth_.
>
> >> > In your case there are three reasons, you're also dishonest... you
> >> > claim you can't find a job when in fact you haven't looked for a job..
>
> >> >> Should I start my own business?
>
> >> > No, you don't have the seed money, but even if some idiot loaned you
> >> > the start up money you don't know anything about becoming successful
> >> > at anything simply because due to your extreme lazyness you wouldn't
> >> > put in the effort... and in fact you'd never begin to repay the loan..
> >> > Were you ever to be a success at your age you would be by now... life
> >> > has long ago passed you by, loser... and you're the very worst kind,
> >> > you're not even ashamed to announce your loserness to all the planet..
> >> > You may fool the fools but you don't fool me, you never looked for a
> >> > job, not ever... in fact if a job ever found you you'd turn it down,
> >> > working is beneath you.
>
> >> >> 2 of 3 fail every year.
>
> >> > That's not true. Only those too lazy to work fail.
>
> >> >> Sheldon is wealthy because he is energetic and smart.
>
> >> > True... and honest, something you're not.
>
> >> >> Sheldon is a self-admitted slum-lord. He reaped his profits from the
> >> >> poor.
>
> >> > Profits from the poor is your myth, there are no profits to be had
> >> > from the poor... look in your pockets... there are zero profits... all
> >> > you are is unpaid debt.
>
> >> > Yes, me and The Donald... I call myself a slum lord because I like how
> >> > it sounds. But the reality is that I supply very nice housing at very
> >> > reasonable prices to very hard working people who are definitely not
> >> > poor. I don't rent to non working lazy *******s. You keep blaming
> >> > Florida for your misfortune when the truth is that you are no asset to
> >> > Florida... you'd bitch about wherever you live because you're a
> >> > liability... you stay because you're living for free, and you ain't
> >> > the kind of Florida sponge that lives in the sea, you are the epitomy
> >> > of a parasite. Be very careful, you're a small baby step away from
> >> > homelessness. Were I your slum lord I'd have your no good lazy
> >> > ******* ass out on the street so fast you wouldn't have time to steal
> >> > a roll of TP. You need to be kicked to the curb, you worthless
> >> > bloodsucking piece of trash.
>
> >> Wow!
>
> > Hey, don't blame me... I never thought of you when I made that
> > comment, in fact I never think of you... you're the parasite who made
> > it personal, but if the foo shits wear it.
>
> > TFM stands for The Friggin' Moron... 'cause you sure ain't any kind of
> > man, LOSER/USER!
>
> You made it personal.
>
> I love you now.

No, you only love yourself.

"Sheldon" > wrote in message
...
> On Aug 30, 7:11�pm, TFM� > wrote:
>> "Sheldon" > wrote in message
>>
>> ...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > TFM wrote:
>> >> "Sheldon" > spewed forth in
>> >> ...
>>
>> >> > TFM wrote:
>> >> >> Those are the only reasons I can't better myself.
>>
>> >> > Hmm, I must've hit your sore spot, _The Truth_.
>>
>> >> > In your case there are three reasons, you're also dishonest... you
>> >> > claim you can't find a job when in fact you haven't looked for a
>> >> > job.
>>
>> >> >> Should I start my own business?
>>
>> >> > No, you don't have the seed money, but even if some idiot loaned you
>> >> > the start up money you don't know anything about becoming successful
>> >> > at anything simply because due to your extreme lazyness you wouldn't
>> >> > put in the effort... and in fact you'd never begin to repay the
>> >> > loan.
>> >> > Were you ever to be a success at your age you would be by now...
>> >> > life
>> >> > has long ago passed you by, loser... and you're the very worst kind,
>> >> > you're not even ashamed to announce your loserness to all the
>> >> > planet.
>> >> > You may fool the fools but you don't fool me, you never looked for a
>> >> > job, not ever... in fact if a job ever found you you'd turn it down,
>> >> > working is beneath you.
>>
>> >> >> 2 of 3 fail every year.
>>
>> >> > That's not true. Only those too lazy to work fail.
>>
>> >> >> Sheldon is wealthy because he is energetic and smart.
>>
>> >> > True... and honest, something you're not.
>>
>> >> >> Sheldon is a self-admitted slum-lord. He reaped his profits from
>> >> >> the
>> >> >> poor.
>>
>> >> > Profits from the poor is your myth, there are no profits to be had
>> >> > from the poor... look in your pockets... there are zero profits...
>> >> > all
>> >> > you are is unpaid debt.
>>
>> >> > Yes, me and The Donald... I call myself a slum lord because I like
>> >> > how
>> >> > it sounds. But the reality is that I supply very nice housing at
>> >> > very
>> >> > reasonable prices to very hard working people who are definitely not
>> >> > poor. I don't rent to non working lazy *******s. You keep blaming
>> >> > Florida for your misfortune when the truth is that you are no asset
>> >> > to
>> >> > Florida... you'd bitch about wherever you live because you're a
>> >> > liability... you stay because you're living for free, and you ain't
>> >> > the kind of Florida sponge that lives in the sea, you are the
>> >> > epitomy
>> >> > of a parasite. Be very careful, you're a small baby step away from
>> >> > homelessness. Were I your slum lord I'd have your no good lazy
>> >> > ******* ass out on the street so fast you wouldn't have time to
>> >> > steal
>> >> > a roll of TP. You need to be kicked to the curb, you worthless
>> >> > bloodsucking piece of trash.
>>
>> >> Wow!
>>
>> > Hey, don't blame me... I never thought of you when I made that
>> > comment, in fact I never think of you... you're the parasite who made
>> > it personal, but if the foo shits wear it.
>>
>> > TFM stands for The Friggin' Moron... 'cause you sure ain't any kind of
>> > man, LOSER/USER!
>>
>> You made it personal.
>>
>> I love you now.
>
> No, you only love yourself.
>

Let it soak in a little while, bitch.

Ready?

TFM®

"TFM®" > wrote in message
. com...
>
>
> "cooter" > wrote in message
> acquisition...
>> I'm getting a beer- who wants one?
>
>
>
> I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke.
>
> My Wife will have dry white toast.
>
> TFM®

If you weren't so "lazy and stoopid", she could afford to have
butter on it.

"Hairy" > wrote in message
...
>
> "TFM®" > wrote in message
> . com...
>>
>>
>> "cooter" > wrote in message
>> acquisition...
>>> I'm getting a beer- who wants one?
>>
>>
>>
>> I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke.
>>
>> My Wife will have dry white toast.
>>
>> TFM®
>
> If you weren't so "lazy and stoopid", she could afford to have
> butter on it.
>

But they only serve margarine there.

"What kind of coke do you want?"

"I'll take a 7-Up"


TFM®

On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:27:37 -0400, TFM® wrote:

> "Sheldon" > spewed forth in message
>> Were I your slum lord I'd have your no good lazy
>> ******* ass out on the street so fast you wouldn't have time to steal
>> a roll of TP. You need to be kicked to the curb, you worthless
>> bloodsucking piece of trash.
>>
>>
>
> Wow! That's the most exercise you've had in weeks.
>
> You rant and you rave, but ultimately you are still Sheldon. Therefore not
> worthy of recognition.
>
>
> TFM® - Yes, I understand this post is a contradiction in itself...

wow, wotta landlord! he supplies toilet paper!

your pal,
blake

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
.. .
> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:27:37 -0400, TFM® wrote:
>
>> "Sheldon" > spewed forth in message
>>> Were I your slum lord I'd have your no good lazy
>>> ******* ass out on the street so fast you wouldn't have time to steal
>>> a roll of TP. You need to be kicked to the curb, you worthless
>>> bloodsucking piece of trash.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Wow! That's the most exercise you've had in weeks.
>>
>> You rant and you rave, but ultimately you are still Sheldon. Therefore
>> not
>> worthy of recognition.
>>
>>
>> TFM® - Yes, I understand this post is a contradiction in itself...
>
> wow, wotta landlord! he supplies toilet paper!
>
> your pal,
> blake

Not only that, he tells you when to shit!


TFM®

On Sun 31 Aug 2008 03:40:32p, TFM® told us...

>
>
> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
> .. .
>> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:27:37 -0400, TFM® wrote:
>>
>>> "Sheldon" > spewed forth in message
>>>> Were I your slum lord I'd have your no good lazy
>>>> ******* ass out on the street so fast you wouldn't have time to steal
>>>> a roll of TP. You need to be kicked to the curb, you worthless
>>>> bloodsucking piece of trash.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Wow! That's the most exercise you've had in weeks.
>>>
>>> You rant and you rave, but ultimately you are still Sheldon. Therefore
>>> not
>>> worthy of recognition.
>>>
>>>
>>> TFM® - Yes, I understand this post is a contradiction in itself...
>>
>> wow, wotta landlord! he supplies toilet paper!
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>
> Not only that, he tells you when to shit!
>
>
> TFM®
>
>

He would be the expert on that. He's completely full of it. I surprised
he doesn't buy toilet paper by the truckload.

--
Wayne Boatwright

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8hrs 15mins
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On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:40:32 -0400, TFM® wrote:

> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
> .. .
>> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:27:37 -0400, TFM® wrote:
>>
>>> "Sheldon" > spewed forth in message
>>>> Were I your slum lord I'd have your no good lazy
>>>> ******* ass out on the street so fast you wouldn't have time to steal
>>>> a roll of TP. You need to be kicked to the curb, you worthless
>>>> bloodsucking piece of trash.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Wow! That's the most exercise you've had in weeks.
>>>
>>> You rant and you rave, but ultimately you are still Sheldon. Therefore
>>> not
>>> worthy of recognition.
>>>
>>>
>>> TFM® - Yes, I understand this post is a contradiction in itself...
>>
>> wow, wotta landlord! he supplies toilet paper!
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>
> Not only that, he tells you when to shit!
>
>
> TFM®

that, i would believe.

your pal,
blake