Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during
the Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'


8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?'

Edwin Pawlowski said...

> 9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
> that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
> them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'


Not JUST the final round! Qualifying, preliminaries, Quarter-finals, Semi-
finals, Finals, Award Ceremonies, Press conferences, Wheaties photo shoot,
Disney World, breakfast, lunch, after lunch, dinner. My wife takes me
whereever I go. Tennis is just a racket. The real sport is between the
sheets!

$$$

I'm going to Disney World!!!

Andy