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Cuthbert Thistlethwaite 14-09-2008 09:26 PM

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Frannie No Name wrote:

> CHANGE YOUR BACK GROUND CANT READ YOUR POSTS


Background? What background?

Mark Thorson 14-09-2008 09:55 PM

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Cuthbert Thistlethwaite wrote:
>
> Frannie No Name wrote:
>
> > CHANGE YOUR BACK GROUND CANT READ YOUR POSTS

>
> Background? What background?


You won't see the background unless your WebTV
is dirty. Soak it in a bucket of hot water with
a little Calgon added for an hour, then dry outdoors
in the hot sun or indoors with a blow dryer.
Then, the background will go away. I promise. :-)

Sqwertz 14-09-2008 10:32 PM

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Cuthbert Thistlethwaite > wrote:

> Frannie No Name wrote:
>
>> CHANGE YOUR BACK GROUND CANT READ YOUR POSTS

>
> Background? What background?


There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".

I could have made it something worse, and I'm sure they'd try and
get the FBI involved.

-sw

kilikini 14-09-2008 10:43 PM

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Sqwertz wrote:
> Cuthbert Thistlethwaite > wrote:
>
>> Frannie No Name wrote:
>>
>>> CHANGE YOUR BACK GROUND CANT READ YOUR POSTS

>>
>> Background? What background?

>
> There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
> posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".
>
> I could have made it something worse, and I'm sure they'd try and
> get the FBI involved.
>
> -sw


Oh, that's classic! ROFL.

kili



Cuthbert Thistlethwaite 14-09-2008 10:45 PM

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> There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
> posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".


Ha!

TFM®[_2_] 14-09-2008 10:46 PM

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"Cuthbert Thistlethwaite" > wrote in message
...
>
> Frannie No Name wrote:
>
>> CHANGE YOUR BACK GROUND CANT READ YOUR POSTS

>
> Background? What background?


He's of Asian descent. She wants him to change to Autistic so he can be
read on WebTV.

TFM®


Default User 14-09-2008 11:16 PM

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Sqwertz wrote:

> Cuthbert Thistlethwaite > wrote:


> There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
> posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".
>
> I could have made it something worse


And you did.



Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

TFM®[_2_] 15-09-2008 12:03 AM

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"Default User" > wrote in message
...
> Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> Cuthbert Thistlethwaite > wrote:

>
>> There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
>> posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".
>>
>> I could have made it something worse

>
> And you did.



I'm offended. I can't see said background.
Sqwertz, send it to me. I wanna see.

-sw


saerah gray 15-09-2008 12:09 AM

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TFM® > fnord news:48cd988b$0$2850
:

>
>
> "Default User" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> Cuthbert Thistlethwaite > wrote:

>>
>>> There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
>>> posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".
>>>
>>> I could have made it something worse

>>
>> And you did.

>
>
> I'm offended. I can't see said background.
> Sqwertz, send it to me. I wanna see.
>
> -sw
>


What, you can't read headers?

I can think of things much, much worse than what he changed it to :)

--
Saerah

"Welcome to Usenet, Biatch! Adapt or haul ass!"
- some hillbilly from FL

Sqwertz 15-09-2008 12:41 AM

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Default User > wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> Cuthbert Thistlethwaite > wrote:

>
>> There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
>> posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".
>>
>> I could have made it something worse

>
> And you did.


I only did it for that one post. I could do it *all* of them and
really have the WebTVers in an uproar.

Every time they click on one of my posts they'd see chicks with
dicks instead. That would probably keep them out of all the groups
I frequent.

-sw

Sqwertz 15-09-2008 12:45 AM

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Saerah Gray > wrote:

> What, you can't read headers?
>
> I can think of things much, much worse than what he changed it to :)


In my book, that was pretty gross. I can't think of much worse than
that.

-sw

saerah gray 15-09-2008 01:17 AM

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Sqwertz > fnord news:140908.184530rfc1120.923
@sqwertz.com:

> Saerah Gray > wrote:
>
>> What, you can't read headers?
>>
>> I can think of things much, much worse than what he changed it to :)

>
> In my book, that was pretty gross. I can't think of much worse than
> that.
>
> -sw


2G1C?

way more gross.

--
Saerah

"Welcome to Usenet, Biatch! Adapt or haul ass!"
- some hillbilly from FL

Sqwertz 15-09-2008 01:36 AM

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Saerah Gray > wrote:

> 2G1C


Ok, I had to look that up. You win. Where do I download this?

-sw

saerah gray 15-09-2008 01:40 AM

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Sqwertz > fnord news:140908.193649rfc1125.542
@sqwertz.com:

> Saerah Gray > wrote:
>
>> 2G1C

>
> Ok, I had to look that up. You win. Where do I download this?
>
> -sw
>


It used to be all over the place, but I think its novelty has passed :)

--
Saerah

"Welcome to Usenet, Biatch! Adapt or haul ass!"
- some hillbilly from FL

Sqwertz 15-09-2008 01:56 AM

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"Michael "Dog3"" > wrote:

> Sqwertz > news:140908.193649rfc1125.542
> @sqwertz.com: in rec.food.cooking
>
>> Saerah Gray > wrote:
>>
>>> 2G1C

>>
>> Ok, I had to look that up. You win. Where do I download this?

>
> I'm doing this one for awhile. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=919t7c&s=4


That's a pretty good one. That'll definitely make them think twice
about visiting RFC.

-sw

Default User 15-09-2008 06:13 AM

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Sqwertz wrote:

> Saerah Gray > wrote:
>
> > What, you can't read headers?


Unfortunately I can.

> > I can think of things much, much worse than what he changed it to :)

>
> In my book, that was pretty gross. I can't think of much worse than
> that.


That was ooo ... OH!!!! Oh no!



Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

Omelet[_7_] 15-09-2008 08:02 AM

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In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> Default User > wrote:
>
> > Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> >> Cuthbert Thistlethwaite > wrote:

> >
> >> There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
> >> posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".
> >>
> >> I could have made it something worse

> >
> > And you did.

>
> I only did it for that one post. I could do it *all* of them and
> really have the WebTVers in an uproar.
>
> Every time they click on one of my posts they'd see chicks with
> dicks instead. That would probably keep them out of all the groups
> I frequent.
>
> -sw


ROFL!!!! Priceless. :-D
--
Peace! Om

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed." --Mark Twain

Omelet[_7_] 15-09-2008 04:59 PM

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In article > ,
"Gregory Morrow" > wrote:

> Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>
> > Sqwertz > news:140908.163209rfc1114.788
> > @sqwertz.com: in rec.food.cooking
> >
> > > Cuthbert Thistlethwaite > wrote:
> > >
> > >> Frannie No Name wrote:
> > >>
> > >>> CHANGE YOUR BACK GROUND CANT READ YOUR POSTS
> > >>
> > >> Background? What background?
> > >
> > > There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
> > > posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".
> > >
> > > I could have made it something worse, and I'm sure they'd try and
> > > get the FBI involved.

> >
> > ROFL... for a str8 man you can be such a bitch ;)

>
>
> Remember, darling, he's *my* be - yotch...and when I am done with him he'll
> no longer be "str8", but he will have gaily flounced over to "The Pink
> Side"...I've got some wigs and gowns all picked out for him in fact...the
> pumps are a bit of a problem, though, Steve wears a size 12. OH, and his
> new moniker will be "Stephanie" - PRINCESS Stephanie...!!!
>
> ;-D


SW _has_ claimed to be a *** magnet... <g>
--
Peace! Om

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed." --Mark Twain

Gregory Morrow[_67_] 15-09-2008 05:03 PM

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Michael "Dog3" wrote:

> Sqwertz > news:140908.163209rfc1114.788
> @sqwertz.com: in rec.food.cooking
>
> > Cuthbert Thistlethwaite > wrote:
> >
> >> Frannie No Name wrote:
> >>
> >>> CHANGE YOUR BACK GROUND CANT READ YOUR POSTS
> >>
> >> Background? What background?

> >
> > There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
> > posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".
> >
> > I could have made it something worse, and I'm sure they'd try and
> > get the FBI involved.

>
> ROFL... for a str8 man you can be such a bitch ;)



Remember, darling, he's *my* be - yotch...and when I am done with him he'll
no longer be "str8", but he will have gaily flounced over to "The Pink
Side"...I've got some wigs and gowns all picked out for him in fact...the
pumps are a bit of a problem, though, Steve wears a size 12. OH, and his
new moniker will be "Stephanie" - PRINCESS Stephanie...!!!

;-D


--
Best
Greg




Omelet[_7_] 15-09-2008 07:28 PM

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In article >,
"Michael \"Dog3\"" > wrote:

> >> Remember, darling, he's *my* be - yotch...and when I am done with him
> >> he'll no longer be "str8", but he will have gaily flounced over to
> >> "The Pink Side"...I've got some wigs and gowns all picked out for him
> >> in fact...the pumps are a bit of a problem, though, Steve wears a
> >> size 12. OH, and his new moniker will be "Stephanie" - PRINCESS
> >> Stephanie...!!!
> >>
> >> ;-D

> >
> > SW _has_ claimed to be a *** magnet... <g>

>
> OMG... both of you stop it. RIGHT NOW ;) I'm getting a mental image of
> all the str8 men in this group all dressed up in drag at the next cook-
> in. I've put on a few pounds. I think I'll come as Totie Fields.
>
> Michael


<snickers>
--
Peace! Om

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed." --Mark Twain

Vilco[_1_] 16-09-2008 03:15 PM

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Sqwertz wrote:

> There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
> posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".


This one?
X-WebTV-Stationery: Standard; BGColor=red;
Background="http://i26.tinypic.com/25polj9.gif"; TextColor=red

LOLOLOL

> I could have made it something worse, and I'm sure they'd try and
> get the FBI involved.


Why not?
--
Vilco
Mai guardare Trailer park Boys senza
qualcosa da bere a portata di mano



Vilco[_1_] 16-09-2008 03:18 PM

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TFM® wrote:

> I'm offended. I can't see said background.
> Sqwertz, send it to me. I wanna see.


From his headers:
http://i26.tinypic.com/25polj9.gif
--
Vilco
Mai guardare Trailer park Boys senza
qualcosa da bere a portata di mano



Sqwertz 17-09-2008 02:49 AM

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Vilco > wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> There's a background picture displayed when WebTV'ers try to read my
>> posts. It's just a gravestone that says "RIP WebTV".

>
> This one?
> X-WebTV-Stationery: Standard; BGColor=red;
> Background="http://i26.tinypic.com/25polj9.gif"; TextColor=red
>
> LOLOLOL
>
>> I could have made it something worse, and I'm sure they'd try and
>> get the FBI involved.

>
> Why not?


I have done it on a few posts. Chicks with dicks mostly. I'd bet
those prissy WebTVers love those.

-sw


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