Breakfast conversation?

Help yourself to the danishes, scones, butter and jams, coffee and tea. And
if you say the secret word, you'll get a prize.

Andy

Why are you up so early?
And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
dinner....


"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> Breakfast conversation?
>
> Help yourself to the danishes, scones, butter and jams, coffee and tea.
> And
> if you say the secret word, you'll get a prize.
>
> Andy

beth thomas said...

> Why are you up so early?
> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
> dinner....


GONG!

The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference channel.

,...JILL?!!!!!!!

http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html

Andy

Andy said...

> beth thomas said...
>
>> Why are you up so early?
>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
>> dinner....


Beth,

I'm always up this early!

AND CHEERFUL AND TALKATIVE AND HORNY AND HUNGRY AND WIDE AWAKE AND STUFF!

Don't punch me! I get that ALL the time.

Have mercy?

Andy BUM!!!

"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> Andy said...
>
>> beth thomas said...
>>
>>> Why are you up so early?
>>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
>>> dinner....
>
>
> Beth,
>
> I'm always up this early!
>
> AND CHEERFUL AND TALKATIVE AND HORNY AND HUNGRY AND WIDE AWAKE AND STUFF!
>
> Don't punch me! I get that ALL the time.
>
> Have mercy?
>
> Andy BUM!!!

Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical emergencies
and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical emergency if I did not
have coffee, but all is well. I do have to travel 2 hours away with a car
full of middle school cheerleaders to a competition, however, so I do not
preclude an emergency. Perhaps a hair emergency, or a texting emergency, or
some sort of sparkle emergency.
If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home, THAT will be an
emergency!!!!

beth thomas said...

>
> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>> Andy said...
>>
>>> beth thomas said...
>>>
>>>> Why are you up so early?
>>>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
>>>> dinner....
>>
>>
>> Beth,
>>
>> I'm always up this early!
>>
>> AND CHEERFUL AND TALKATIVE AND HORNY AND HUNGRY AND WIDE AWAKE AND
>> STUFF!
>>
>> Don't punch me! I get that ALL the time.
>>
>> Have mercy?
>>
>> Andy BUM!!!
>
> Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical
> emergencies and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical
> emergency if I did not have coffee, but all is well. I do have to
> travel 2 hours away with a car full of middle school cheerleaders to a
> competition, however, so I do not preclude an emergency. Perhaps a hair
> emergency, or a texting emergency, or some sort of sparkle emergency.
> If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home, THAT will be an
> emergency!!!!


Beth,

Clue me in? Are women in perpetual emergencies? Or do you just make it
sound that way? <G>

Best,

Andy

Andy,the secret word is "please".

BIDDEN OR UNBIDDEN,GOD IS PRESENT.
JUNG

> Andy,the secret word is "please".

"Please" is the first or last spoken kind word.

No secret!

Andy

Andy wrote:
> beth thomas said...
>
>> Why are you up so early?
>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
>> dinner....
>
>
> GONG!
>
> The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference
> channel.
>
> ,...JILL?!!!!!!!
>
> http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html
>
> Andy


Sorry Andy, my brother is in town. He'll be here any minute (he's staying
in a hotel) so no time to chat.

Jill

Andy wrote:
> beth thomas said...
>
>>
>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Andy said...
>>>
>>>> beth thomas said...
>>>>
>>>>> Why are you up so early?
>>>>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
>>>>> dinner....
>>>
>>>
>>> I'm always up this early!
>>>
>>
>> Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical
>> emergencies and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical
>> emergency if I did not have coffee, but all is well. I do have to
>> travel 2 hours away with a car full of middle school cheerleaders to
>> a competition, however, so I do not preclude an emergency. Perhaps
>> a hair emergency, or a texting emergency, or some sort of sparkle
>> emergency. If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home,
>> THAT will be an emergency!!!!
>
>
> Clue me in? Are women in perpetual emergencies? Or do you just make it
> sound that way? <G>
>

Those "women" are teenage girls going to a cheerleading competition. Of
*course* there will be an emergency! LOL

Jill

jmcquown said...

> Andy wrote:
>> beth thomas said...
>>
>>> Why are you up so early?
>>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
>>> dinner....
>>
>>
>> GONG!
>>
>> The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference
>> channel.
>>
>> ,...JILL?!!!!!!!
>>
>> http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html
>>
>> Andy
>
>
> Sorry Andy, my brother is in town. He'll be here any minute (he's
staying
> in a hotel) so no time to chat.
>
> Jill


Jill,

Well, show him some decent NC BBQ, not some "relocated" Tex-Mex cuisine,
OK?!?

Andy

Andy wrote:
> jmcquown said...
>
>>> The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference
>>> channel.
>>>
>>> ,...JILL?!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html
>>>
>>> Andy
>>
>>
>> Sorry Andy, my brother is in town. He'll be here any minute (he's
>> staying in a hotel) so no time to chat.
>>
>
> Well, show him some decent NC BBQ, not some "relocated" Tex-Mex
> cuisine, OK?!?
>
> Andy


Heh, that restaurant was *his* idea; I know of a much better one. And I'm
not in NC so showing him NC BBQ would be difficult, at best Actually,
we're busy doing other stuff. Going out to eat was a one-time deal for this
trip. He's leaving early tomorrow.

Jill

Jill

jmcquown said...

> Andy wrote:
>> jmcquown said...
>>
>>>> The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference
>>>> channel.
>>>>
>>>> ,...JILL?!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>> http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>>
>>> Sorry Andy, my brother is in town. He'll be here any minute (he's
>>> staying in a hotel) so no time to chat.
>>>
>>
>> Well, show him some decent NC BBQ, not some "relocated" Tex-Mex
>> cuisine, OK?!?
>>
>> Andy
>
>
> Heh, that restaurant was *his* idea; I know of a much better one. And
> I'm not in NC so showing him NC BBQ would be difficult, at best
> Actually, we're busy doing other stuff. Going out to eat was a one-time
> deal for this trip. He's leaving early tomorrow.
>
> Jill


Jill,

Dammit... NCians/SCians? Why can't I get that straight??? <VBG>

Best,

Andy
I swear, if I didn't have my head screwed on tight... ...or maybe? <G>
<smootch>

Andy wrote:
> Breakfast conversation?
>
> Help yourself to the danishes, scones, butter and jams, coffee and tea. And
> if you say the secret word, you'll get a prize.
>
> Andy


Is it "Obesity" or "Heart Attack"?

gloria p

Andy wrote:
> beth thomas said...
>

>> Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical
>> emergencies and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical
>> emergency if I did not have coffee, but all is well. I do have to
>> travel 2 hours away with a car full of middle school cheerleaders to a
>> competition, however, so I do not preclude an emergency. Perhaps a hair
>> emergency, or a texting emergency, or some sort of sparkle emergency.
>> If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home, THAT will be an
>> emergency!!!!
>
>
> Beth,
>
> Clue me in? Are women in perpetual emergencies? Or do you just make it
> sound that way? <G>
>
> Best,
>
> Andy

Women? No. Teenage girls? You betcha.

gloria p

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> Breakfast conversation?
>
> Help yourself to the danishes, scones, butter and jams, coffee and tea. And
> if you say the secret word, you'll get a prize.
>
> Andy

One word.

Yahtzee.
--
Peace! Om

"He who has the gold makes the rules"
--Om

"He who has the guns can get the gold."
-- Steve Rothstein

"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> beth thomas said...
>
>>
>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>>> Andy said...
>>>
>>>> beth thomas said...
>>>>
>>>>> Why are you up so early?
>>>>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
>>>>> dinner....
>>>
>>>
>>> Beth,
>>>
>>> I'm always up this early!
>>>
>>> AND CHEERFUL AND TALKATIVE AND HORNY AND HUNGRY AND WIDE AWAKE AND
>>> STUFF!
>>>
>>> Don't punch me! I get that ALL the time.
>>>
>>> Have mercy?
>>>
>>> Andy BUM!!!
>>
>> Have mercy is right! I am never up this early except for medical
>> emergencies and my kids' activities. Now, it would be a medical
>> emergency if I did not have coffee, but all is well. I do have to
>> travel 2 hours away with a car full of middle school cheerleaders to a
>> competition, however, so I do not preclude an emergency. Perhaps a hair
>> emergency, or a texting emergency, or some sort of sparkle emergency.
>> If there is not a cold bottle of wine when I get home, THAT will be an
>> emergency!!!!
>
>
> Beth,
>
> Clue me in? Are women in perpetual emergencies? Or do you just make it
> sound that way? <G>
>
> Best,
>
> Andy

Obviously you have never spent much time with teenaged girls!
There are approximately 3 emergencies per hour.
*One is usually a grooming or fashion emergency (OMG! Stop at that store
because I just realized I HATE my shoes and can't possibly go into the
hardware store with ugly shoes!)
*One will be related to relationships in some way (OMG! She totally did NOT
just say that! She is no longer my BFF and I immediately have to tell every
one just *everyone* that she said I do not have cute locker decorations!)
*One will be completely random
(OMG! Why did you make me have bangs in second grade? You have ruined my
life!)

See? Coffe to remain alert enough to deal with it ... and then later wine
to blur it all a little.

beth thomas said...

> Why are you up so early?
> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
> dinner....
>
>
> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>> Breakfast conversation?
>>
>> Help yourself to the danishes, scones, butter and jams, coffee and tea.
>> And
>> if you say the secret word, you'll get a prize.
>>
>> Andy


The secret word was "crossaint". Sorry but no wonners.

Andy

jmcquown wrote:
> Andy wrote:
>> beth thomas said...
>>
>>> Why are you up so early?
>>> And if the secret word is cheerleader, I'm a winner winner chicken
>>> dinner....
>>
>>
>> GONG!
>>
>> The word is on record over at the IRC #rec.food.cooking conference
>> channel.
>>
>> ,...JILL?!!!!!!!
>>
>> http://www.recfoodcooking.com/chat.html
>>
>> Andy
>
>
> Sorry Andy, my brother is in town. He'll be here any minute (he's
> staying in a hotel) so no time to chat.
>
> Jill

Any chance he'll notice the personal property you've already looted?

-dk

On Sat, 4 Oct 2008 14:07:30 -0400, "beth thomas"
> wrote:

>See? Coffe to remain alert enough to deal with it ... and then later wine
>to blur it all a little.

I feel your pain!


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West