People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
some people genetically can't smell it.

Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?

On Oct 11, 9:04�pm, Corey Richardson >
wrote:
> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
> some people genetically can't smell it.
>
> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?

You have to ask Chatty Cathy, she's in charge of all surveys. And I'm
pretty sure we did urine analysis, everyone already sniffed my pee.

Corey Richardson > wrote:

> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?

All I smell is your breath. Go wipe your ass.

-sw

"Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
...
> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
> some people genetically can't smell it.
>
> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
>
>
No.

Corey Richardson wrote:

> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
> some people genetically can't smell it.
>
> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?

Yes.


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"Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
...
> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
> some people genetically can't smell it.
>
> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
>
>

Yes, and you most likely can as well, regardless of your geographic
location.

TFM®

In article >,
Corey Richardson > wrote:

> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
> some people genetically can't smell it.
>
> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?

It's funny how this thread seems to pop up annually, but generally
during asparagus season which is long past at the moment. ;-)

Yes, I can smell it.

Might make an interesting poll.
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"He who has the gold makes the rules"
--Om

"He who has the guns can get the gold."
-- Steve Rothstein

"Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
...
> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
> some people genetically can't smell it.
>
> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
>

I can. Always good advice, eschew asparagus if out on a promising date.

Paul

Omelet wrote:
> In article >,
> Corey Richardson > wrote:
>
>> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
>> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
>> some people genetically can't smell it.
>>
>> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
>
> It's funny how this thread seems to pop up annually, but generally
> during asparagus season which is long past at the moment. ;-)
>
> Yes, I can smell it.
>
> Might make an interesting poll.


Heh. I don't think anyone but Corey, Sheryl or Mothra cares about whether
or not anyone smells their own pee.

Jill

In article >,
"jmcquown" > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> > In article >,
> > Corey Richardson > wrote:
> >
> >> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
> >> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
> >> some people genetically can't smell it.
> >>
> >> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
> >
> > It's funny how this thread seems to pop up annually, but generally
> > during asparagus season which is long past at the moment. ;-)
> >
> > Yes, I can smell it.
> >
> > Might make an interesting poll.
>
>
> Heh. I don't think anyone but Corey, Sheryl or Mothra cares about whether
> or not anyone smells their own pee.
>
> Jill

<grins> You are probably right. :-)

The reek of asparagus pee however takes no "effort" for those that can
detect the odor. Just run the bathroom fan.

It won't stop me from eating asparagus tho'. <g> I love the stuff and
that side effect only lasts a few hours.
--
Peace! Om

"He who has the gold makes the rules"
--Om

"He who has the guns can get the gold."
-- Steve Rothstein

Omelet > wrote:

> In article >,
> Corey Richardson > wrote:
>
>> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
>> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
>> some people genetically can't smell it.
>>
>> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
>
> It's funny how this thread seems to pop up annually, but generally
> during asparagus season which is long past at the moment. ;-)
>
> Yes, I can smell it.
>
> Might make an interesting poll.

It was a poll on 3/12/2008.

We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
only reads his own posts.

-sw

In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> Omelet > wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > Corey Richardson > wrote:
> >
> >> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
> >> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
> >> some people genetically can't smell it.
> >>
> >> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
> >
> > It's funny how this thread seems to pop up annually, but generally
> > during asparagus season which is long past at the moment. ;-)
> >
> > Yes, I can smell it.
> >
> > Might make an interesting poll.
>
> It was a poll on 3/12/2008.
>
> We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
> only reads his own posts.
>
> -sw

I'll have to check the website just for grins. ;-)
Are old poll results stored?
--
Peace! Om

"He who has the gold makes the rules"
--Om

"He who has the guns can get the gold."
-- Steve Rothstein

On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:22:09 -0700, Paul M. Cook wrote:

> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
> ...
>> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
>> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
>> some people genetically can't smell it.
>>
>> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
>>
>
> I can. Always good advice, eschew asparagus if out on a promising date.
>
> Paul

must be a *really* good date if she can smell your pee.

your pal,
blake

Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
> Op Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:22:09 -0700 Paul M. Cook illuminated the
> masses with this:
>
>> eschew asparagus if out on a promising date.
>
> Since you can only smell it while peeing I wonder what you do on a
> promising date...

LOL that thought did cross my mind

"Ophelia" > wrote in message
...
> Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
>> Op Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:22:09 -0700 Paul M. Cook illuminated the
>> masses with this:
>>
>>> eschew asparagus if out on a promising date.
>>
>> Since you can only smell it while peeing I wonder what you do on a
>> promising date...
>
> LOL that thought did cross my mind
Eeeeeh! Tha's a muckky lass!
{;-)
Graham

blake murphy wrote:

> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:22:09 -0700, Paul M. Cook wrote:
>
> > "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
> >> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
> >> some people genetically can't smell it.
> >>
> >> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
> >>
> >
> > I can. Always good advice, eschew asparagus if out on a promising date.
> >
> > Paul
>
> must be a *really* good date if she can smell your pee.


Have you ever peed *upon* a date, blake...???


--
Best
Greg

Graham wrote:
> "Ophelia" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
>>> Op Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:22:09 -0700 Paul M. Cook illuminated the
>>> masses with this:
>>>
>>>> eschew asparagus if out on a promising date.
>>>
>>> Since you can only smell it while peeing I wonder what you do on a
>>> promising date...
>>
>> LOL that thought did cross my mind
> Eeeeeh! Tha's a muckky lass!
> {;-)

*strutt*

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:22:09 -0700, Paul M. Cook wrote:
>
>> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
>>> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
>>> some people genetically can't smell it.
>>>
>>> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
>>>
>>
>> I can. Always good advice, eschew asparagus if out on a promising date.
>>
>> Paul
>
> must be a *really* good date if she can smell your pee.
>

I have to explain everything. Oral sex. OK, oral sex. And in case you
have not figured it out yet, one can give it as well as receieve it. Not
everyone owns a hot tub.

Paul

"Waldo Centini" > wrote in message
...
> Op Sun, 12 Oct 2008 13:05:29 -0700 Paul M. Cook illuminated the masses
> with this:
>
>> Oral sex. OK, oral sex.
>
> Aha. *That* promising.
>

<wink>

Paul

On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
>only reads his own posts.

Another couple of lies from you.

"Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>>We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
>>only reads his own posts.
>
> Another couple of lies from you.
>
>

Could Corey be a relative of Jerry's from "across the pond"? Sure sounds
like some kind of deep-seated, parallel genetic coding.

-sw

Paco wrote:
> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
>>> only reads his own posts.
>>
>> Another couple of lies from you.
>>
>>
>
> Could Corey be a relative of Jerry's from "across the pond"? Sure
> sounds like some kind of deep-seated, parallel genetic coding.

Oi! Don't you lump him in with us! Bleh!

On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz wrote in post :
> :

>> Might make an interesting poll.
>
> It was a poll on 3/12/2008.

Can you see into the future or something?

--
Tim C.

On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:09:22 -0400, Paco wrote in post :
> :

> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
>>>only reads his own posts.
>>
>> Another couple of lies from you.
>>
>>
>
> Could Corey be a relative of Jerry's from "across the pond"? Sure sounds
> like some kind of deep-seated, parallel genetic coding.
>
> -sw

I'd say double recessive.
--
Tim C.

"Tim C." > wrote:

> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz wrote in post :
> > :
>
>>> Might make an interesting poll.
>>
>> It was a poll on 3/12/2008.
>
> Can you see into the future or something?

Hello?! Do you know today's date? Do you know where you are? Can
you tell us who's the president of the United States?

-sw

On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:08:15 -0500, Sqwertz wrote in post :
> :

> "Tim C." > wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz wrote in post :
>> > :
>>
>>>> Might make an interesting poll.
>>>
>>> It was a poll on 3/12/2008.
>>
>> Can you see into the future or something?
>
> Hello?! Do you know today's date? Do you know where you are? Can
> you tell us who's the president of the United States?
>
> -sw

Hello, nice to meet you.
13th October 2008. 13/10/2008
uk.food+drink.misc
Some power-crazed monkey.

--
Tim C.

On 13/10/08 11:42, in article ,
"Tim C." > wrote:

> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz wrote in post :
> > :
>
>>> Might make an interesting poll.
>>
>> It was a poll on 3/12/2008.
>
> Can you see into the future or something?

Must be a 'mercan if he writes the date the wrong way around. Probably meant
12/03/2008.

--
Joe Kotroczo

On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:38:51 +0200, Waldo Centini wrote in post :
t> :

> Op Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:23:07 +0200 Joe Kotroczo illuminated the masses
> with this:
>
>>>> It was a poll on 3/12/2008.
>>>
>>> Can you see into the future or something?
>>
>> Must be a 'mercan if he writes the date the wrong way around. Probably meant
>> 12/03/2008.
>
> We always remember nine-eleven in november.

That's an exception as it's a rather special date. It's known as "9/11"
just about everywhere, regardless of the way they write dates.

--
Tim C.

On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 13:05:29 -0700, Paul M. Cook wrote:

> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:22:09 -0700, Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>
>>> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
>>>> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
>>>> some people genetically can't smell it.
>>>>
>>>> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
>>>>
>>>
>>> I can. Always good advice, eschew asparagus if out on a promising date.
>>>
>>> Paul
>>
>> must be a *really* good date if she can smell your pee.
>>
>
> I have to explain everything. Oral sex. OK, oral sex. And in case you
> have not figured it out yet, one can give it as well as receieve it. Not
> everyone owns a hot tub.
>
> Paul

well now, that would all be part of life's rich tapestry, wouldn't it?

your pal,
blake

On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:38:51 +0200, Waldo Centini wrote:

> Op Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:23:07 +0200 Joe Kotroczo illuminated the masses
> with this:
>
>>>> It was a poll on 3/12/2008.
>>>
>>> Can you see into the future or something?
>>
>> Must be a 'mercan if he writes the date the wrong way around. Probably meant
>> 12/03/2008.
>
> We always remember nine-eleven in november.

it's better that way. you can take advantage of the sales.

your pal,
blake

On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:09:22 -0400, "Paco" >
wrote:

>
>"Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
.. .
>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
>>>only reads his own posts.
>>
>> Another couple of lies from you.
>>
>>
>
>Could Corey be a relative of Jerry's from "across the pond"? Sure sounds
>like some kind of deep-seated, parallel genetic coding.
>
>-sw

I see you've changed your posting name again. Why?

On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:32:54 +0100, "Ophelia" > wrote:

>Paco wrote:
>> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
>>>> only reads his own posts.
>>>
>>> Another couple of lies from you.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Could Corey be a relative of Jerry's from "across the pond"? Sure
>> sounds like some kind of deep-seated, parallel genetic coding.
>
>Oi! Don't you lump him in with us! Bleh!

You have a terrible penchant for nastiness sometimes, even when people
haven't been nasty to you...

Corey Richardson wrote:
> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:09:22 -0400, "Paco" >
> wrote:
>
>> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
>>>> only reads his own posts.
>>> Another couple of lies from you.
>>>
>>>
>> Could Corey be a relative of Jerry's from "across the pond"? Sure sounds
>> like some kind of deep-seated, parallel genetic coding.
>>
>> -sw
>
> I see you've changed your posting name again. Why?
>

The shadow knows...

-sw

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 13:05:29 -0700, Paul M. Cook wrote:
>
>> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:22:09 -0700, Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> People who eat asparagus produce methyl mercaptan in their urine and
>>>>> that produces a horrible smell whilst urinating. Although, strangely,
>>>>> some people genetically can't smell it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Can you smell the methyl mercaptan after eating asparagus?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I can. Always good advice, eschew asparagus if out on a promising
>>>> date.
>>>>
>>>> Paul
>>>
>>> must be a *really* good date if she can smell your pee.
>>>
>>
>> I have to explain everything. Oral sex. OK, oral sex. And in case you
>> have not figured it out yet, one can give it as well as receieve it. Not
>> everyone owns a hot tub.
>>
>> Paul
>
> well now, that would all be part of life's rich tapestry, wouldn't it?

Well it beats staying at home watching TV, yes.

Paul

DK > wrote:

> Corey Richardson wrote:
>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:09:22 -0400, "Paco" >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
>>>>> only reads his own posts.
>>>> Another couple of lies from you.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Could Corey be a relative of Jerry's from "across the pond"? Sure sounds
>>> like some kind of deep-seated, parallel genetic coding.
>>>
>>> -sw
>>
>> I see you've changed your posting name again. Why?
>>
>
> The shadow knows...
>
> -sw

Hey - can I get in on this, too?

-sw

-sw

-sw

"Tim C." > wrote:

> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:08:15 -0500, Sqwertz wrote in post :
> > :
>
>> "Tim C." > wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz wrote in post :
>>> > :
>>>
>>>>> Might make an interesting poll.
>>>>
>>>> It was a poll on 3/12/2008.
>>>
>>> Can you see into the future or something?
>>
>> Hello?! Do you know today's date? Do you know where you are? Can
>> you tell us who's the president of the United States?
>>
>> -sw
>
> Hello, nice to meet you.
> 13th October 2008. 13/10/2008
> uk.food+drink.misc
> Some power-crazed monkey.

Oh, you were trying to be cute by implying that RFC should adopt
the Europeeing date format.

How quaint.

-sw

Waldo Centini > wrote:

> Op Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:23:07 +0200 Joe Kotroczo illuminated the masses
> with this:
>
>>>> It was a poll on 3/12/2008.
>>>
>>> Can you see into the future or something?
>>
>> Must be a 'mercan if he writes the date the wrong way around. Probably meant
>> 12/03/2008.
>
> We always remember nine-eleven in november.

And they bombed the London underground on 7/7/2005 just so y'all
wouldn't get confused.

-sw

"Ophelia" > wrote in message
...
> Paco wrote:
>> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
>>>> only reads his own posts.
>>>
>>> Another couple of lies from you.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Could Corey be a relative of Jerry's from "across the pond"? Sure
>> sounds like some kind of deep-seated, parallel genetic coding.
>
> Oi! Don't you lump him in with us! Bleh!
>

Sorry, but Corey is one of "yours". But, in the interest of international
equality, we'll keep Jerry. That is a major concession and sacrifice in the
name of world peace. You're welcome. ;-)

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> DK > wrote:
>
>> Corey Richardson wrote:
>>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:09:22 -0400, "Paco" >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Corey Richardson" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:07:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> We certainly can't expect our pet troll Cory to know this since he
>>>>>> only reads his own posts.
>>>>> Another couple of lies from you.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Could Corey be a relative of Jerry's from "across the pond"? Sure
>>>> sounds
>>>> like some kind of deep-seated, parallel genetic coding.
>>>>
>>>> -sw
>>>
>>> I see you've changed your posting name again. Why?
>>>
>>
>> The shadow knows...
>>
>> -sw
>
> Hey - can I get in on this, too?
>
> -sw
>
> -sw
>
> -sw

"I love it when a plan comes together!" BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

-sw

In article >,
"Paul M. Cook" > wrote:

> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:22:09 -0700, Paul M. Cook wrote:

> >> I can. Always good advice, eschew asparagus if out on a promising date.

> > must be a *really* good date if she can smell your pee.

> I have to explain everything. Oral sex. OK, oral sex. And in case you
> have not figured it out yet, one can give it as well as receieve it. Not
> everyone owns a hot tub.

I'm afraid you are going to have to explain this one, Paul. I just
don't understand. Are you saying that your idea of oral sex involves
somebody peeing in somebody else's mouth?

And the reference to a hot tub doesn't make any sense at all to me.
What does that have to do with either oral sex or peeing?

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA