On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 03:59:48 -0600, wrote:

> If a person eats a 10 pound can of pork and beans will they die from
> the gas?

Only if they clench their buttocks very tightly.
--
Tim.

If the human brain were simple enough that we could understand it, we would
be so simple that we couldn't.

>Subject: Death from Eating 10 lbs of Beans
>From:
>Date: 10/29/2003 2:59 AM Mountain Standard Time
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>
>If a person eats a 10 pound can of pork and beans will they die from
>the gas?

You may not but I feel really sorry for anyone around you.
Rosie

<"timothy"> writes:

<"beanboy"> wrote:
:
>> If a person eats a 10 pound can of pork and beans will they die from
>> the gas?
>
>Only if they clench their buttocks very tightly.
>
>Tim.

Hmm, voice of experience.


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wrote:

> If a person eats a 10 pound can of pork and beans will they die from
> the gas?

No, but you will fly around the room until you run out of gas.

Pastorio

Rosie Miller wrote:
>>
>
> You may not but I feel really sorry for anyone around you.
> Rosie



There's always a "Dutch Oven".



;]

> wrote in message
...
> If a person eats a 10 pound can of pork and beans will they die from
> the gas?
>


Maybe not from the gas itself, but from the severe beating you will get from
wintering with someone who did not share your dining habit of beans in
excess and is offended by your resounding reminder of your meal.
-Ginny

Virginia Tadrzynski wrote:
>
> > wrote in message
> ...
> > If a person eats a 10 pound can of pork and beans will they die from
> > the gas?
> >
>
> Maybe not from the gas itself, but from the severe beating you will get from
> wintering with someone who did not share your dining habit of beans in
> excess and is offended by your resounding reminder of your meal.
> -Ginny

He may also be nominated as "Keeper of the Blue Flame" if he comes too close
to an open flame.

Back when I was in high school there was this guy who made a bet he could put
out a birthday candle. From then on he was called Torch. He smelled of burnt
hair for a couple of days.

Dang... I am doing scat...

On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 03:59:48 -0600, wrote:

>If a person eats a 10 pound can of pork and beans will they die from
>the gas?

Maybe if you stick a cork in it......