An Indian Mystery revealed

Finally someone has cleared this up for me ...

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of
us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion,
but the Indian High Commission in Canberra has recently revealed the
true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On
her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he
has won a taxi rego plate in Adelaide, a convenience store in
Melbourne,
a service station in Perth, a kebab shop in Brisbane or a take away
cafe
in Sydney.

If there is nothing there, he must take a job in India answering
telephones giving technical advice to Telstra and Optus customers in
Australia.

That's all folks..
Plum

Plum job, plum position, plum....
All I want is a nice ripe juicy plum.