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- B o r i s -[_2_] 06-12-2008 07:18 PM

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That's how I like to wipe my ass.

How do you wipe yours?

Russ H 06-12-2008 07:30 PM

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Ernie's tongue goes back and forth,it's hard to remember where it started.

- B o r i s - !> wrote:
> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
>
> How do you wipe yours?


Dave Smith[_1_] 06-12-2008 07:49 PM

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- B o r i s - wrote:
> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
>
> How do you wipe yours?


Mouth to brain or brain to mouth. It still only involves one hole.

Mike.. . . 08-12-2008 01:21 AM

stop these vulgar posts
 
On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 19:18:14 +0000, - B o r i s - wrote:

> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
>
> How do you wipe yours?


We can stop these vulgar posts if enough people report them. Simply reply
to post, then click "more options" at the top of his post and select
Report this message". Say why his material and its presentation is not
appropriate. Google will ban his account if you do this. This author is
sending the same filth to many groups.

Also, if you see "more options" click on "show original" here you will see
the full "headers" that means the full message showing the original source
and routing date. The source of these vulgar messages are revealed and you
should copy and paste the entire text and email it to the address shown as
"send complaints to" or similar line. Then the person will loose their
internet account or newsposting account.

--
Mike... . . . . . .
Remove underpants to email

jmcquown[_2_] 08-12-2008 03:25 AM

stop these vulgar posts
 
"Ed Pawlowski" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Mike.. . ." > wrote in message
>>
>> We can stop these vulgar posts if enough people report them.

>
> Even easier is to just ignore them, but too many people lack self control.
>


And how to trim out the cross-postings....?


Ron[_7_] 08-12-2008 04:06 AM

stop these vulgar posts
 
On Sun, 7 Dec 2008 22:25:18 -0500, "jmcquown" >
wrote:

>"Ed Pawlowski" > wrote in message
.. .
>>
>> "Mike.. . ." > wrote in message
>>>
>>> We can stop these vulgar posts if enough people report them.

>>
>> Even easier is to just ignore them, but too many people lack self control.
>>

>
>And how to trim out the cross-postings....?


That's one of the things I like about Agent. When you are replying to
a post with multiple groups in the header, and you hit "Send", Agent
asks you if you want to reply to all groups or just to the current
group where you are reading the message. It's easier for me, who
sometimes forgets to check the header for multiple groups.

Ron Kelley

Giusi[_2_] 08-12-2008 08:55 AM

stop these vulgar posts
 
"sf" > ha scritto nel messaggio
> I Kill Filed him after giving him a couple of days to change his tune,
> so he's gone as far as I'm concerned. The only reason why I see> anything
> is because people like you continue to reply and *CROSS POST*
> your replies. So stop it! If you continue to reply, reply to your
> own news group. In any case, you are now in my kill file too. To the>
> rest of the unlucky groups - sorry for the crossposted rant, but it> had
> to be said.


Except you are wrong. I have kfed Boris three times and he keeps morphing
and reappearing. He has this whole trail of followers whose posts do show
up even if he used an addy I have kfed. This is just a flurry in rec.food,
but to a small group it's ruinous and that's the idea. There are 3 or 4 IDs
trying to destroy ukfd and the cross posting that brings all these trails in
are part of it.



Shieldfire 08-12-2008 10:03 AM

stop these vulgar posts
 
On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 01:21:10 +0000, "Mike.. . ."
> wrote:

>On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 19:18:14 +0000, - B o r i s - wrote:
>
>> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
>>
>> How do you wipe yours?

>
>We can stop these vulgar posts if enough people report them. Simply reply
>to post, then click "more options" at the top of his post and select
>Report this message". Say why his material and its presentation is not
>appropriate. Google will ban his account if you do this. This author is
>sending the same filth to many groups.


Assuming ofcourse that everyone uses Google....
Kill files, spam filter and what not are an option.

--
Posted via NewsDemon.com - Premium Uncensored Newsgroup Service
------->>>>>>http://www.NewsDemon.com<<<<<<------
Unlimited Access, Anonymous Accounts, Uncensored Broadband Access

Hoots 08-12-2008 12:18 PM

stop these vulgar posts
 
% wrote:
> "sf" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 01:21:10 +0000, "Mike.. . ."
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 19:18:14 +0000, - B o r i s - wrote:
>>>
>>>> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
>>>>
>>>> How do you wipe yours?
>>> We can stop these vulgar posts if enough people report them. Simply reply
>>> to post, then click "more options" at the top of his post and select
>>> Report this message".

>> I Kill Filed him after giving him a couple of days to change his tune,
>> so he's gone as far as I'm concerned. The only reason why I see
>> anything is because people like you continue to reply and *CROSS POST*
>> your replies. So stop it! If you continue to reply, reply to your
>> own news group. In any case, you are now in my kill file too. To the
>> rest of the unlucky groups - sorry for the crossposted rant, but it
>> had to be said.
>>
>>
>> --
>> I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
>> interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
>>
>> Mae West

>
>
> can i go in your killfile too
>
>


Wait, wait...

Someone sneaked out of my killfile and google is going to ban him.

What do I do now??!!

elaich 08-12-2008 03:28 PM

stop these vulgar posts
 
"Mike.. . ." > wrote in
:

> Google will ban his account if you do this.


You actually believe this? It's a well known fact that Google ignores all
complaints.

- B o r i s -[_3_] 08-12-2008 06:48 PM

stop these vulgar posts
 
On Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:18:19 -0500, Hoots wrote:

> % wrote:
>> "sf" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 01:21:10 +0000, "Mike.. . ."
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 19:18:14 +0000, - B o r i s - wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
>>>>>
>>>>> How do you wipe yours?
>>>> We can stop these vulgar posts if enough people report them. Simply reply
>>>> to post, then click "more options" at the top of his post and select
>>>> Report this message".
>>> I Kill Filed him after giving him a couple of days to change his tune,
>>> so he's gone as far as I'm concerned. The only reason why I see
>>> anything is because people like you continue to reply and *CROSS POST*
>>> your replies. So stop it! If you continue to reply, reply to your
>>> own news group. In any case, you are now in my kill file too. To the
>>> rest of the unlucky groups - sorry for the crossposted rant, but it
>>> had to be said.
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
>>> interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
>>>
>>> Mae West

>>
>>
>> can i go in your killfile too
>>
>>

>
> Wait, wait...
>
> Someone sneaked out of my killfile and google is going to ban him.
>
> What do I do now??!!


Scream until you vomit!

- B o r i s -[_3_] 08-12-2008 06:49 PM

stop these vulgar posts
 
On 8 Dec 2008 15:28:21 GMT, elaich wrote:

> "Mike.. . ." > wrote in
> :
>
>> Google will ban his account if you do this.

>
> You actually believe this? It's a well known fact that Google ignores all
> complaints.


The *******s!

- B o r i s -[_3_] 08-12-2008 06:51 PM

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On 06 Dec 2008 19:30:18 GMT, Russ H wrote:

> Ernie's tongue goes back and forth,it's hard to remember where it started.
>
> - B o r i s - !> wrote:
>> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
>>
>> How do you wipe yours?


How long's Ernie's tongue?

Mark A.Meggs 09-12-2008 01:14 AM

stop these vulgar posts
 
On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 01:21:10 +0000, "Mike.. . ."
> wrote:

>On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 19:18:14 +0000, - B o r i s - wrote:
>
>> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
>>
>> How do you wipe yours?

>
>We can stop these vulgar posts if enough people report them. Simply reply
>to post, then click "more options" at the top of his post and select
>Report this message". Say why his material and its presentation is not
>appropriate. Google will ban his account if you do this. This author is
>sending the same filth to many groups.
>
>Also, if you see "more options" click on "show original" here you will see
>the full "headers" that means the full message showing the original source
>and routing date. The source of these vulgar messages are revealed and you
>should copy and paste the entire text and email it to the address shown as
>"send complaints to" or similar line. Then the person will loose their
>internet account or newsposting account.


Will have no more effect than it has on any other newsgroup such
creatures have infested (rte being a prime example).

The only possible cleansing method is - DO NOT REPLY! They want
attention - they get their kicks from flame-baiting then watching the
regulars go spastic.

Short of going to a moderated group - which isn't going to happen with
this volume of traffic - ignore and let them get bored.

- Mark


Russ H 09-12-2008 09:30 AM

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- B o r i s - > wrote:
> On 06 Dec 2008 19:30:18 GMT, Russ H wrote:
>
> > Ernie's tongue goes back and forth,it's hard to remember where it
> > started.
> >
> > - B o r i s - !> wrote:
> >> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
> >>
> >> How do you wipe yours?

>
> How long's Ernie's tongue?



Depends on the task at hand. 3-4" for a simple ass lick but 8-9" for a deep
colon plunge.

Blinky the Shark 09-12-2008 05:57 PM

stop these vulgar posts
 
T Morgen wrote:

> On 8 Dec 2008 15:28:21 GMT, elaich > wrote:
>
>>"Mike.. . ." > wrote in
:
>>
>>> Google will ban his account if you do this.

>>
>>You actually believe this? It's a well known fact that Google ignores all
>>complaints.

>
> The guy who posted this posted to soc.penpals and cross posted to
> rec.food.cooking. If you only post your complaints here, he won't see
> your complaints. He's reading/posting to soc.penpals. The only way to
> get them to go away is to ignore them. He probably won't see this because
> he isn't reading from this group.
>
> Google does take action but it takes a lot more than one complaint.


Google doesn't seem aware of this. "Please be aware that, while we
understand how annoying off-topic posts can be, Google doesn't regularly
monitor or censor postings sent to Google Groups. However, we do try to
prevent wide-scale spam and other forms of Usenet abuse, most notably
involving numerous repeat offenses or the posting of someone's personal
information (such as credit card or social security numbers)."

Does something in here qualify?

Have you ever seen the bot reply Google sends to complaints? It basically
says, "so learn to filter; it's not our responsibility".


--
Blinky
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org
Need a new news feed? http://blinkynet.net/comp/newfeed.html


dsi1[_3_] 10-12-2008 02:22 AM

stop these vulgar posts
 
Mike.. . . wrote:
> On Sat, 6 Dec 2008 19:18:14 +0000, - B o r i s - wrote:
>
>> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
>>
>> How do you wipe yours?

>
> We can stop these vulgar posts if enough people report them. Simply reply
> to post, then click "more options" at the top of his post and select
> Report this message". Say why his material and its presentation is not
> appropriate. Google will ban his account if you do this. This author is
> sending the same filth to many groups.


Sorry pal, your beef should be with Usenet system since he's not posting
through Google Groups. The reality is that Google Groups will be the one
to clean up the filth in the newsgroups and bring order to the universe.
Give them a little more time to get a larger block of posters. Soon
they'll be able to lay down some law.

Mr. Boris might be vulgar but he ain't really, really vulgar. Guess I've
been reading these NGs for too long. :-)

>
> Also, if you see "more options" click on "show original" here you will see
> the full "headers" that means the full message showing the original source
> and routing date. The source of these vulgar messages are revealed and you
> should copy and paste the entire text and email it to the address shown as
> "send complaints to" or similar line. Then the person will loose their
> internet account or newsposting account.
>


- B o r i s -[_7_] 10-12-2008 11:47 PM

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On 09 Dec 2008 09:30:25 GMT, Russ H wrote:

> - B o r i s - > wrote:
>> On 06 Dec 2008 19:30:18 GMT, Russ H wrote:
>>
>>> Ernie's tongue goes back and forth,it's hard to remember where it
>>> started.
>>>
>>> - B o r i s - !> wrote:
>>>> That's how I like to wipe my ass.
>>>>
>>>> How do you wipe yours?

>>
>> How long's Ernie's tongue?

>
>
> Depends on the task at hand. 3-4" for a simple ass lick but 8-9" for a deep
> colon plunge.


Amazing! Does he do any other tricks?


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