Peter Lucas did a really fine job by hosting a wine & cheese tasting
for the pensioners on his swampy old island. And no matter how hard
the pensioners resisted Peter Lucas's request to be invited to their
'Xmas Knees Up, '

Nevertheless, Peter finally won and he not only managed to be invited
to that special little occasion, he also managed to twist their puny
little arms and be invited to their Xmas dinners, where in spite of
fifty-two year old Peter being on a disability support pension, he
managed to drink himself stupid and then brag about it.

Not that anyone needs an excuse for *dauntless * Peter Lucas to be
stupid for we all know a donkey has more brains than Lucas.

Now Peter is nursing his hangover while the other pensioners, who had
little to drink, are enjoying the day.
Yes good ole *no drugs for me* Lucas only managed to ruin his own day
with alcohol, which according to him, alcohol is not a drug.
Goodonya Pete mate!

Harry