http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

<Gar> wrote in message ...
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> http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

Thanks, I'm doomed.

Jack Hic

<Gar> wrote in message ...
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> http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

Here are some real, and pretty scary, tests.

http://www.alcoholscreening.org/screening/index.asp

http://www2.recoverycentral.org/tests/testwomn.html

Mia

<Gar> wrote in message ...
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> http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

Amd me codda gota farrari.....

dam..


Dmirte

"Dimitri" > wrote in message
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> Amd me codda gota farrari.....
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> dam..
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and married Sharon...

Jack Osbourne

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 22:34:34 +0100, "Mia" > wrote:

><Gar> wrote in message ...
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>> http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/
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>Here are some real, and pretty scary, tests.
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>http://www.alcoholscreening.org/screening/index.asp
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> http://www2.recoverycentral.org/tests/testwomn.html

These tests aren't right. They say I'm in denial.

-sw

"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message
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> On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 22:34:34 +0100, "Mia" > wrote:
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> ><Gar> wrote in message ...
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> >> http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/
> >
> >Here are some real, and pretty scary, tests.
> >
> >http://www.alcoholscreening.org/screening/index.asp
> >
> > http://www2.recoverycentral.org/tests/testwomn.html
>
> These tests aren't right. They say I'm in denial.
>
> -sw

One note: I took these tests as a male and my results were totally different
(better).
Makes me wonder.

M.

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> Jack Osbourne
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I was Ozzy too !

Mia wrote:
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>>On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 22:34:34 +0100, "Mia" > wrote:
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>>><Gar> wrote in message ...
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>>>>http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/
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>>>Here are some real, and pretty scary, tests.
>>>
>>>http://www.alcoholscreening.org/screening/index.asp
>>>
>>>http://www2.recoverycentral.org/tests/testwomn.html
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>>These tests aren't right. They say I'm in denial.
>>
>>-sw
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>
> One note: I took these tests as a male and my results were totally different
> (better).
> Makes me wonder.
>
> M.
>
>

:hic: they :hic: lie...

--
Steve

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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> and married Sharon...
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> Jack Osbourne

And we wonder why his brain is fried............

Whew.....

Dimitri

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> I was Ozzy too !


Same here but what was worse was that I could have bought four Ferraris!

I would have settled for just two.

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 21:23:10 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
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><Gar> wrote in message ...
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>Thanks, I'm doomed.
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>Jack Hic
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Yup. Me too. I'm an Ozzy. I thought it was funny and pretty close to
on topic.

Party on my friends. Anyone have a recipe for pickled liver?

Gaar

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 21:54:22 GMT, "Dimitri" >
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>Amd me codda gota farrari.....
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>dam..
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>Dmirte
>

You are not going to believe this one.

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.


The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

amzanig, huh?

Gaar

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> Jack Osbourne

I got a couple of Farraris

Charlie

<Gar> wrote in message
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LOL

That test was the closest I'll ever really be considered "Mother
Theresa"!

Cyndi
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On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 20:18:01 GMT, "Rick & Cyndi"
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>LOL
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>That test was the closest I'll ever really be considered "Mother
>Theresa"!

You need to drink more Cyndi. It's lots of fun ranking up there with
Ozzy.

Gar (who FINALLY spelled "Cindy's" name right)

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"Mother
: >Theresa"!
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: You need to drink more Cyndi. It's lots of fun ranking up
there with
: Ozzy.
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: Gar (who FINALLY spelled "Cindy's" name right)

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Well... for the longest time though, I had to 'protect' my CDL
and couldn't risk any drinking... not that I ever drank that
much anyway (excluding my military time, that is!).

Couple that with travel times of 3 hours +/- for great cookins...
sometimes it's a risk that isn't worth that little enjoyment.
Next time, however, I would like to try the Blueberry Ale - even
though I usually don't enjoy beer-type beverages. I'm more of a
wine or scotch drinker.

Hey, I have something for Cree... please E-mail me with your/her
receiving E-mail address.

--
Cyndi
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"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
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> You and everybody else! They don't call me Two-Beer Barb for nuthin'.
> Years ago, (I was still in 3" high heels) Rob had a German visitor from
> the University of Clausthal, Herr Professor Dr. Kurt Leschonski. We
> took him to dinner at a nice restaurant and I had two Manhattans. When
> I got up (can't remember where we were all headed), I stumbled a bit and
> I said something about the shoes and the alcohol -- that I don't drink
> much. Kurt, in his wonderful voice, said, "Barbara, the problem is not
> that you don't drink much -- that is a good thing. The problem is that
> you do not drink regularly." I think he was right. I wonder if he's
> still around this earth.
> --
> -Barb (www.jamlady.eboard.com updated 10-16-03; check the PickleHats tab,
too.)

A very wise man and 100% correct

The guy with the lampshade on his head is not the drunk. The drunk is the
guy who polishes of a fifth (OK 750ML) and acts like he hasn't had a drop.
(well maybe a little)

Dimitri

Dimitri wrote:
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>>You and everybody else! They don't call me Two-Beer Barb for nuthin'.
>>Years ago, (I was still in 3" high heels) Rob had a German visitor from
>>the University of Clausthal, Herr Professor Dr. Kurt Leschonski. We
>>took him to dinner at a nice restaurant and I had two Manhattans. When
>>I got up (can't remember where we were all headed), I stumbled a bit and
>>I said something about the shoes and the alcohol -- that I don't drink
>>much. Kurt, in his wonderful voice, said, "Barbara, the problem is not
>>that you don't drink much -- that is a good thing. The problem is that
>>you do not drink regularly." I think he was right. I wonder if he's
>>still around this earth.
>>--
>>-Barb (www.jamlady.eboard.com updated 10-16-03; check the PickleHats tab,
>
> too.)
>
> A very wise man and 100% correct
>
> The guy with the lampshade on his head is not the drunk. The drunk is the
> guy who polishes of a fifth (OK 750ML) and acts like he hasn't had a drop.
> (well maybe a little)
>
> Dimitri
>
>

In the ER, they are known as part of the 400 club; they come with
alcohol levels of 400 + (usually because of a fight,) yet they are
articulating every word perfectly, and they can walk a straight line.

Be more afraid of the alcoholic pilot that hasn't had a drink in 24
hours, rather than the alcoholic one that has downed a couple of shots
in the bathroom. (I think there was a movie made about that?)

R

--
"..A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava
beans and a nice chianti..."

Hannibal "The Cannibal"

Silence Of The Lambs 1991

"Richard Periut" > wrote in message
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> Dimitri wrote:
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> > A very wise man and 100% correct
> >
> > The guy with the lampshade on his head is not the drunk. The drunk is
the
> > guy who polishes of a fifth (OK 750ML) and acts like he hasn't had a
drop.
> > (well maybe a little)
> >
> > Dimitri
> >
> >
>
> In the ER, they are known as part of the 400 club; they come with
> alcohol levels of 400 + (usually because of a fight,) yet they are
> articulating every word perfectly, and they can walk a straight line.
>
> Be more afraid of the alcoholic pilot that hasn't had a drink in 24
> hours, rather than the alcoholic one that has downed a couple of shots
> in the bathroom. (I think there was a movie made about that?)
>
> R

Yes - the Pilot was played by Cliff Robertson. The Doctor tried to wean him
by metering the amount of alcohol. The climax came when he went "sight
seeing" over the Grand Canyon with a jumbo and had to declare an emergency
because SF was socked in and he had to land in Sacramento with zero fuel.

I think it was a made for TV movie.

Dimitri