After hurting his ankle Peter Lucas, went to the welfare office to
apply for
welfare.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to
verify
his age.

Lucas looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at
home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry, but would have to go home
and
come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So he opened his shirt
revealing his curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
she processed his welfare application.

When he got home, he excitedly told Fugly Ruth about his experience at
the welfare office.

Fugly Ruth said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have
gotten disability, too.'

Then Lucas said, 'After one glimpse of your ugly mug welfare would
think you had been in a war and award you a 110% TPI pension!

Then the both lived happily ever after with Peter Lucas on permanent
disability and Fugly Ruth on permanent TPI.

On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:37:21 -0800, Bayonet wrote:

> After hurting his ankle Peter Lucas, went to the welfare office to apply
> for
> welfare.
>
> The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to
> verify
> his age.
>
> Lucas looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
>
> He told the woman that he was very sorry, but would have to go home and
> come back later.
>
> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So he opened his shirt revealing
> his curly silver hair.
>
> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
> she processed his welfare application.
>
> When he got home, he excitedly told Fugly Ruth about his experience at
> the welfare office.
>
> Fugly Ruth said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have
> gotten disability, too.'
>
> Then Lucas said, 'After one glimpse of your ugly mug welfare would think
> you had been in a war and award you a 110% TPI pension!
>
> Then the both lived happily ever after with Peter Lucas on permanent
> disability and Fugly Ruth on permanent TPI.

explains a lot.