At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a very healthy disability
pensioner called Peter Lucas. He's having a few beers when a short,
well-dressed and obviously *** man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers the *** fella finally plucks up the courage
to say something to Lucas.Leaning over towards Peter he whispers, 'Do
you want a blow-job?'

At this Peter leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the
face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all
the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the
car park, and returned to his seat at the bar.

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. 'I've never
seen you react like that', he says,' Just what did he say to you?'

'I'm not sure', big Peter Lucas replies, 'something about a job....'