Aussie Humor No. 849

An Australian was walking along a country road in New Zealand when he
saw a farmer going at it with a sheep.
The Aussie yelled, "You know, mate, back home, we shear those!"
The New Zealander looked around frantically and said, "I'm not
shearing her with no one!"

On Jan 23, 12:46*pm, Sheldon > wrote:
> Aussie Humor No. 849
>
> An Australian was walking along a country road in New Zealand when he
> saw a farmer going at it with a sheep.
> The Aussie yelled, "You know, mate, back home, we shear those!"
> The New Zealander looked around frantically and said, "I'm not
> shearing her with no one!"

A Kiwi sheep would never allow an Aussie to bonk her, so there is no
way the Aussie would even get a look in.

On the contrary, a Kiwi Ram is so promiscuous that he would even bonk
an Aussie, which is the main reason why Peter Lucas wants to go to New
Zealand.

However Lucas would have to get in before SO Ruth Grealy wears out all
the rams in New Zealand.