"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
>
> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for many.
>
> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all others to
> see.
>
> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love with
> me!
>
> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
>
> Andy
> Prior Lion?
> Go Steelers!!!

Disgusting creatures. They lick their butt holes and genitals. Then you
allow them to lick you. What I really find revolting, many cat owners have
"cat boxes". Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with it's paws,
then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders around where the
food is prepped and eaten. They should all be killed, along with those tree
rats, squirrels..

"zara" > ha scritto nel messaggio
...
>
> "Andy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
>>
>> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for many.
>>
>> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all others
>> to
>> see.
>>
>> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love with
>> me!
>>
>> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
>>
>> Andy
>> Prior Lion?
>> Go Steelers!!!
>
> Disgusting creatures. They lick their butt holes and genitals. Then you
> allow them to lick you. What I really find revolting, many cat owners
> have "cat boxes". Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with it's
> paws, then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders around
> where the food is prepped and eaten. They should all be killed, along
> with those tree rats, squirrels..


The first who must be kill is YOU and all the RATS YOU HAVE IN YOUR
BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
PANDORA

Pandora wrote:

> The first who must be kill is YOU and all the RATS YOU HAVE IN YOUR
> BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
> PANDORA

Don't feed the trolls, 'Dora; they'll just come back for more!

Dave

"Dave Bell" > ha scritto nel messaggio
...
> Pandora wrote:
>
>> The first who must be kill is YOU and all the RATS YOU HAVE IN YOUR
>> BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
>> PANDORA
>
> Don't feed the trolls, 'Dora; they'll just come back for more!
>
> Dave

Right. But when they touch cats, I become very bad! Sorry

--
Cheers
Pandora

"Pandora" > wrote in message
. ..
>
> "Dave Bell" > ha scritto nel messaggio
> ...
>> Pandora wrote:
>>
>>> The first who must be kill is YOU and all the RATS YOU HAVE IN YOUR
>>> BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
>>> PANDORA
>>
>> Don't feed the trolls, 'Dora; they'll just come back for more!
>>
>> Dave
>
> Right. But when they touch cats, I become very bad! Sorry

There are a few wild ones living behind my house. Because you were so
creepy to me, as soon as I post this, I'm going to pop a couple with my .22.
Lead pills work wonders on cats.

Time to lock and load.

This should only take a couple of minutes.

"zara" > ha scritto nel messaggio
...

PLONK

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Cheers
Pandora

zara wrote:
> "Andy" > wrote in message ...
>> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
>>
>> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for many.
>>
>> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all others to
>> see.
>>
>> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love with
>> me!
>>
>> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
>>
>> Andy
>> Prior Lion?
>> Go Steelers!!!
>
> Disgusting creatures. They lick their butt holes and genitals. Then you
> allow them to lick you. What I really find revolting, many cat owners have
> "cat boxes". Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with it's paws,
> then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders around where the
> food is prepped and eaten. They should all be killed, along with those tree
> rats, squirrels..
>


What an evil reply. People who don't like cats are harboring some
horrible secret that the cat can sense. You can run, but you can't hide.

gloria p

"Gloria P" > wrote in message
...
> zara wrote:
>> "Andy" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
>>>
>>> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for many.
>>>
>>> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all others
>>> to
>>> see.
>>>
>>> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love with
>>> me!
>>>
>>> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
>>>
>>> Andy
>>> Prior Lion?
>>> Go Steelers!!!
>>
>> Disgusting creatures. They lick their butt holes and genitals. Then you
>> allow them to lick you. What I really find revolting, many cat owners
>> have "cat boxes". Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with it's
>> paws, then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders around
>> where the food is prepped and eaten. They should all be killed, along
>> with those tree rats, squirrels..
>>
>
>
> What an evil reply. People who don't like cats are harboring some
> horrible secret that the cat can sense. You can run, but you can't hide.

Do you kiss your kitty on the lips? Do you let your kitty walk all over the
dinner table with it's filthy paws, and then feed your dinner guests on that
same table?

If you do, you are as filthy, unsanitary and disgusting a creature, as your
filthy and disgusting animal. What is evil; is feeding fecal material to
unknowing guests. I won't even let a filthy, germ ridden cat, climb up on
my lap.

Kill a cat - save a thousand birds.

On Feb 1, 4:12�pm, "zara" > wrote:
> "Gloria P" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
>
>
> > zara wrote:
> >> "Andy" > wrote in message
> ...
> >>> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
>
> >>> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for many..
>
> >>> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all others
> >>> to
> >>> see.
>
> >>> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love with
> >>> me!
>
> >>> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
>
> >>> Andy
> >>> Prior Lion?
> >>> Go Steelers!!!
>
> >> Disgusting creatures. �They lick their butt holes and genitals.. �Then you
> >> allow them to lick you. �What I really find revolting, many cat owners
> >> have "cat boxes". �Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with it's
> >> paws, then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders around
> >> where the food is prepped and eaten. �They should all be killed, along
> >> with those tree rats, squirrels..
>
> > What an evil reply. �People who don't like cats are harboring some
> > horrible secret that the cat can sense. �You can run, but you can't hide.
>
> Do you kiss your kitty on the lips? Do you let your kitty walk all over the
> dinner table with it's filthy paws, and then feed your dinner guests on that
> same table?
>
> If you do, you are as filthy, unsanitary and disgusting a creature, as your
> filthy and disgusting animal. What is evil; is feeding fecal material to
> unknowing guests. �I won't even let a filthy, germ ridden cat, climb up on
> my lap.
>
> Kill a cat - save a thousand birds.- Hide quoted text -

Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
mammal... and any cat is far cleaner than any human.

"Sheldon" > wrote in message
...
On Feb 1, 4:12?pm, "zara" > wrote:
> "Gloria P" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
>
>
> > zara wrote:
> >> "Andy" > wrote in message
> ...
> >>> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
>
> >>> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for many.
>
> >>> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all
> >>> others
> >>> to
> >>> see.
>
> >>> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love
> >>> with
> >>> me!
>
> >>> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
>
> >>> Andy
> >>> Prior Lion?
> >>> Go Steelers!!!
>
> >> Disgusting creatures. ?They lick their butt holes and genitals. ?Then
> >> you
> >> allow them to lick you. ?What I really find revolting, many cat owners
> >> have "cat boxes". ?Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with
> >> it's
> >> paws, then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders around
> >> where the food is prepped and eaten. ?They should all be killed, along
> >> with those tree rats, squirrels..
>
> > What an evil reply. ?People who don't like cats are harboring some
> > horrible secret that the cat can sense. ?You can run, but you can't
> > hide.
>
> Do you kiss your kitty on the lips? Do you let your kitty walk all over
> the
> dinner table with it's filthy paws, and then feed your dinner guests on
> that
> same table?
>
> If you do, you are as filthy, unsanitary and disgusting a creature, as
> your
> filthy and disgusting animal. What is evil; is feeding fecal material to
> unknowing guests. ?I won't even let a filthy, germ ridden cat, climb up on
> my lap.
>
> Kill a cat - save a thousand birds.- Hide quoted text -

>Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
>mammal...


Your Strawman doesn't alter the facts.


>and any cat is far cleaner than any human.


Maybe cleaner than you. Your statement is asinine.

zara wrote:

>
> There are a few wild ones living behind my house. Because you were so
> creepy to me, as soon as I post this, I'm going to pop a couple with my .22.
> Lead pills work wonders on cats.
>
> Time to lock and load.
>
> This should only take a couple of minutes.
>

Trip over that .22 and shoot your nose off, whydoncha.

gloria p

"Sheldon" > ha scritto nel messaggio
...
On Feb 1, 4:12?pm, "zara" > wrote:
> "Gloria P" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
>
>
> > zara wrote:
> >> "Andy" > wrote in message
> ...
> >>> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
>
> >>> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for many.
>
> >>> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all
> >>> others
> >>> to
> >>> see.
>
> >>> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love
> >>> with
> >>> me!
>
> >>> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
>
> >>> Andy
> >>> Prior Lion?
> >>> Go Steelers!!!
>
> >> Disgusting creatures. ?They lick their butt holes and genitals. ?Then
> >> you
> >> allow them to lick you. ?What I really find revolting, many cat owners
> >> have "cat boxes". ?Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with
> >> it's
> >> paws, then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders around
> >> where the food is prepped and eaten. ?They should all be killed, along
> >> with those tree rats, squirrels..
>
> > What an evil reply. ?People who don't like cats are harboring some
> > horrible secret that the cat can sense. ?You can run, but you can't
> > hide.
>
> Do you kiss your kitty on the lips? Do you let your kitty walk all over
> the
> dinner table with it's filthy paws, and then feed your dinner guests on
> that
> same table?
>
> If you do, you are as filthy, unsanitary and disgusting a creature, as
> your
> filthy and disgusting animal. What is evil; is feeding fecal material to
> unknowing guests. ?I won't even let a filthy, germ ridden cat, climb up on
> my lap.
>
> Kill a cat - save a thousand birds.- Hide quoted text -

Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
mammal... and any cat is far cleaner than any human.

Sheldon I LOVE YOU!

--
Cheers
Pandora

zara wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
>> Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
>> mammal...
>
>
> Your Strawman doesn't alter the facts.
>
>
>> and any cat is far cleaner than any human.
>
>
> Maybe cleaner than you. Your statement is asinine.

Your statement is the asinine one. I suspect Sheldon's cat is cleaner
than you. Think about it: little fecal kitty prints served up with a
meal? Are you kidding? I'm guessing you don't clean your table top
before seating your guests around it. Really, that's the conclusion your
post leads me to.

"Pennyaline" > wrote in message
...
> zara wrote:
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
>>> mammal...
>>
>>
>> Your Strawman doesn't alter the facts.
>>
>>
>>> and any cat is far cleaner than any human.
>>
>>
>> Maybe cleaner than you. Your statement is asinine.
>
> Your statement is the asinine one. I suspect Sheldon's cat is cleaner
> than you. Think about it: little fecal kitty prints served up with a meal?
> Are you kidding? I'm guessing you don't clean your table top before
> seating your guests around it. Really, that's the conclusion your post
> leads me to.

Role reversal is never a good defense.

"Gloria P" > wrote in message
...
> zara wrote:
>
>>
>> There are a few wild ones living behind my house. Because you were so
>> creepy to me, as soon as I post this, I'm going to pop a couple with my
>> .22. Lead pills work wonders on cats.
>>
>> Time to lock and load.
>>
>> This should only take a couple of minutes.
>
> Trip over that .22 and shoot your nose off, whydoncha.

Three down today - the alligators in my lake are grateful. It's sad when
freaks like you wish death on humans, because of differing opinions about
animals.

FYI: I didn't shoot them. All I had to do was put cat food out by the lake.
The stupid, useless cats did their part, the gators did their part.

"Pennyaline" > wrote in message
...
> zara wrote:
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
>>> mammal...
>>
>>
>> Your Strawman doesn't alter the facts.
>>
>>
>>> and any cat is far cleaner than any human.
>>
>>
>> Maybe cleaner than you. Your statement is asinine.
>
> Your statement is the asinine one. I suspect Sheldon's cat is cleaner
> than you. Think about it: little fecal kitty prints served up with a meal?
> Are you kidding? I'm guessing you don't clean your table top before
> seating your guests around it. Really, that's the conclusion your post
> leads me to.

Time to unleash the plonkmeister.

zara wrote:
> "Pennyaline" > wrote in message
> ...
>> zara wrote:
>>> Sheldon wrote:
>>>> Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
>>>> mammal...
>>>
>>> Your Strawman doesn't alter the facts.
>>>
>>>
>>>> and any cat is far cleaner than any human.
>>>
>>> Maybe cleaner than you. Your statement is asinine.
>> Your statement is the asinine one. I suspect Sheldon's cat is cleaner
>> than you. Think about it: little fecal kitty prints served up with a meal?
>> Are you kidding? I'm guessing you don't clean your table top before
>> seating your guests around it. Really, that's the conclusion your post
>> leads me to.
>
> Role reversal is never a good defense.

More's the pity, as it seems to be the only one you have.

"Pennyaline" > wrote in message
...
> zara wrote:
>> "Pennyaline" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> zara wrote:
>>>> Sheldon wrote:
>>>>> Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
>>>>> mammal...
>>>>
>>>> Your Strawman doesn't alter the facts.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> and any cat is far cleaner than any human.
>>>>
>>>> Maybe cleaner than you. Your statement is asinine.
>>> Your statement is the asinine one. I suspect Sheldon's cat is cleaner
>>> than you. Think about it: little fecal kitty prints served up with a
>>> meal? Are you kidding? I'm guessing you don't clean your table top
>>> before seating your guests around it. Really, that's the conclusion your
>>> post leads me to.
>>
>> Role reversal is never a good defense.
>
> More's the pity, as it seems to be the only one you have.

I see you're stupid, as well as abrasive. You should MYOFB , since you're
too stupid to comprehend..

I gues the answer is "yes".

Cats can cast spells to the same degree that

Cast Cats Can Spell. <G>

Alex

zara wrote:

<wet fart excised>

Plonk-worthy, indeed! Out you go, love, there's a girl!

zara wrote:
> Time to lock and load.
>
> This should only take a couple of minutes.

Don't forget to take pictures.

zara wrote:
> "Gloria P" > wrote in message
> ...
>> zara wrote:
>>
>>> There are a few wild ones living behind my house. Because you were so
>>> creepy to me, as soon as I post this, I'm going to pop a couple with my
>>> .22. Lead pills work wonders on cats.
>>>
>>> Time to lock and load.
>>>
>>> This should only take a couple of minutes.
>> Trip over that .22 and shoot your nose off, whydoncha.
>
> Three down today - the alligators in my lake are grateful. It's sad when
> freaks like you wish death on humans, because of differing opinions about
> animals.
>
> FYI: I didn't shoot them. All I had to do was put cat food out by the lake.
> The stupid, useless cats did their part, the gators did their part.

Been watching "Lake Placcid"?

Jack Wells: Do you know how your husband died?
Mrs. Bickerman: Oh yes! I killed him.
Jack Wells: You killed him?
Mrs. Bickerman: Oh yes!

On Feb 1, 6:55�pm, "Pandora" > wrote:
> "Sheldon" > ha scritto nel ...
> On Feb 1, 4:12?pm, "zara" > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Gloria P" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > > zara wrote:
> > >> "Andy" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > >>> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
>
> > >>> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for many.
>
> > >>> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all
> > >>> others
> > >>> to
> > >>> see.
>
> > >>> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love
> > >>> with
> > >>> me!
>
> > >>> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
>
> > >>> Andy
> > >>> Prior Lion?
> > >>> Go Steelers!!!
>
> > >> Disgusting creatures. ?They lick their butt holes and genitals. ?Then
> > >> you
> > >> allow them to lick you. ?What I really find revolting, many cat owners
> > >> have "cat boxes". ?Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with
> > >> it's
> > >> paws, then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders around
> > >> where the food is prepped and eaten. ?They should all be killed, along
> > >> with those tree rats, squirrels..
>
> > > What an evil reply. ?People who don't like cats are harboring some
> > > horrible secret that the cat can sense. ?You can run, but you can't
> > > hide.
>
> > Do you kiss your kitty on the lips? Do you let your kitty walk all over
> > the
> > dinner table with it's filthy paws, and then feed your dinner guests on
> > that
> > same table?
>
> > If you do, you are as filthy, unsanitary and disgusting a creature, as
> > your
> > filthy and disgusting animal. What is evil; is feeding fecal material to
> > unknowing guests. ?I won't even let a filthy, germ ridden cat, climb up on
> > my lap.
>
> > Kill a cat - save a thousand birds.- Hide quoted text -
>
> Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
> mammal... and any cat is far cleaner than any human.
>
> Sheldon I LOVE YOU!

Felines are instinctivevly scrupulously clean in their hygiene so that
they produce no odor, that is one of their more important attributes
that makes them the supreme preditor.

With such an obsession you can bet your bipee that this zara''s crotch
reeks worse than a thousand litter pans... with the name zara you just
know this feces fingered raghead sleeps with goats and camels. LOL

"Sheldon" > wrote in message
...
On Feb 1, 6:55?pm, "Pandora" > wrote:
> "Sheldon" > ha scritto nel
> ...
> On Feb 1, 4:12?pm, "zara" > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Gloria P" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > > zara wrote:
> > >> "Andy" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > >>> OT: Can Cats Cast Spells?
>
> > >>> I'm some sort of cat magnet. Never raised one but have cared for
> > >>> many.
>
> > >>> I think one or more cats magically applied an aura to me for all
> > >>> others
> > >>> to
> > >>> see.
>
> > >>> It doesn't take long (two minutes, tops!) for cats to fall in love
> > >>> with
> > >>> me!
>
> > >>> I think I've been spelled upon by cats.
>
> > >>> Andy
> > >>> Prior Lion?
> > >>> Go Steelers!!!
>
> > >> Disgusting creatures. ?They lick their butt holes and genitals. ?Then
> > >> you
> > >> allow them to lick you. ?What I really find revolting, many cat
> > >> owners
> > >> have "cat boxes". ?Kitty takes a hot steamer, pushes it around with
> > >> it's
> > >> paws, then jumps up on the kitchen table or counter and wanders
> > >> around
> > >> where the food is prepped and eaten. ?They should all be killed,
> > >> along
> > >> with those tree rats, squirrels..
>
> > > What an evil reply. ?People who don't like cats are harboring some
> > > horrible secret that the cat can sense. ?You can run, but you can't
> > > hide.
>
> > Do you kiss your kitty on the lips? Do you let your kitty walk all over
> > the
> > dinner table with it's filthy paws, and then feed your dinner guests on
> > that
> > same table?
>
> > If you do, you are as filthy, unsanitary and disgusting a creature, as
> > your
> > filthy and disgusting animal. What is evil; is feeding fecal material to
> > unknowing guests. ?I won't even let a filthy, germ ridden cat, climb up
> > on
> > my lap.
>
> > Kill a cat - save a thousand birds.- Hide quoted text -
>
> Birds carry far more life threatening diseases than cats or any
> mammal... and any cat is far cleaner than any human.
>
> Sheldon I LOVE YOU!

Felines are instinctivevly scrupulously clean in their hygiene so that
they produce no odor, that is one of their more important attributes
that makes them the supreme preditor.


Gush.................

With such an obsession you can bet your bipee that this zara''s crotch
reeks worse than a thousand litter pans... with the name zara you just
know this feces fingered raghead sleeps with goats and camels. LOL

A crotch obsession!! And a sick one at that. God only knows what it is
you're doing with your cat.

Chemiker said...

> I gues the answer is "yes".
>
> Cats can cast spells to the same degree that
>
> Cast Cats Can Spell. <G>
>
> Alex


Alex,

Good one!

I wondered if anyone would pick up on that tongue-twister and twist it
around!

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Best,

Andy