Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog
and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his
friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So,
on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do
you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of
it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My
goodness, 5 loaves... by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be
hard."

He replies, "I can't believe it. Everybody knows about this but me!"


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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

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sf > wrote:

> Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
> bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog
> and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his
> friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
>
> The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
> energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So,
> on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
> looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do
> you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of
> it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My
> goodness, 5 loaves... by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be
> hard."
>
> He replies, "I can't believe it. Everybody knows about this but me!"

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