Peter Lucas made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform Ruth Grealy of the after life.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, Peter was the first to go, and true to his word
he made contact, 'Ruth. Ruth.'

'Is that you, Peter?'

'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

'What's it like?'

'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to
the
golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex
twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty
much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until
late
at night. The next day it starts again.'

'Oh, Peter you surely must be in heaven.'


'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit.

Nick wrote:
> Peter Lucas made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
> inform Ruth Grealy of the after life.
>
> Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
>
> After a long life, Peter was the first to go, and true to his word
> he made contact, 'Ruth. Ruth.'
>
> 'Is that you, Peter?'
>
> 'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
>
> 'What's it like?'
>
> 'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to
> the
> golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex
> twice.
> I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty
> much
> all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until
> late
> at night. The next day it starts again.'
>
> 'Oh, Peter you surely must be in heaven.'
>
>
> 'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit.

LAME

"Nick" > wrote in message
...
> Peter Lucas made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
> inform Ruth Grealy of the after life.
>
> Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
>
> After a long life, Peter was the first to go, and true to his word
> he made contact, 'Ruth. Ruth.'
>
> 'Is that you, Peter?'
>
> 'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
>
> 'What's it like?'
>
> 'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to
> the
> golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex
> twice.
> I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty
> much
> all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until
> late
> at night. The next day it starts again.'
>
> 'Oh, Peter you surely must be in heaven.'
>
>
> 'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit.

Just what have you got against rabbits?
If rabbits were people, Lucas would be a cockroach...oh yeah that's right he
already is!
Please don't insult the rabbits
Linda