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Pictures he

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Blogger's description of the process he

http://tinyurl.com/5d54gz

"What started out as a crazy idea became The Creepiest Birthday Gift
Ever. Outlined below are the steps needed to make your own bacon
lampshade. This process is not entirely perfected, and may cause
rotting and a house filled with bacon smell, so if you have any
suggestions for preserving food with some sort of lacquer please let
me know. And if you do this and are burned by hot grease or **** off
the people you live with due to the smell of putrid bacon, it is NOT
MY FAULT."
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On 2009-02-13, modom (palindrome guy) > wrote:
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> "What started out as a crazy idea became The Creepiest Birthday Gift
> Ever.


Howzabout the dumbest idea, ever! What's next? An iceberg lettuce shower
curtain? Morons.

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modom (palindrome guy) wrote:

> Pictures he
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/krismke...7608464549556/
>
> Blogger's description of the process he
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5d54gz
>
> "What started out as a crazy idea became The Creepiest Birthday Gift
> Ever. Outlined below are the steps needed to make your own bacon
> lampshade. This process is not entirely perfected, and may cause
> rotting and a house filled with bacon smell, so if you have any
> suggestions for preserving food with some sort of lacquer please let
> me know. And if you do this and are burned by hot grease or **** off
> the people you live with due to the smell of putrid bacon, it is NOT
> MY FAULT."


Gross!

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
> Pictures he
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/krismke...7608464549556/
>
> Blogger's description of the process he
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5d54gz
>
> "What started out as a crazy idea became The Creepiest Birthday Gift
> Ever. Outlined below are the steps needed to make your own bacon
> lampshade. This process is not entirely perfected, and may cause
> rotting and a house filled with bacon smell, so if you have any
> suggestions for preserving food with some sort of lacquer please let
> me know. And if you do this and are burned by hot grease or **** off
> the people you live with due to the smell of putrid bacon, it is NOT
> MY FAULT."


Some folks have too much time... or something. And the thought
reminds me of something else that I don't care to think of.

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modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
> Pictures he
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> http://www.flickr.com/photos/krismke...7608464549556/
>
> Blogger's description of the process he
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5d54gz
>
> "What started out as a crazy idea became The Creepiest Birthday Gift
> Ever. Outlined below are the steps needed to make your own bacon
> lampshade. This process is not entirely perfected, and may cause
> rotting and a house filled with bacon smell, so if you have any
> suggestions for preserving food with some sort of lacquer please let
> me know. And if you do this and are burned by hot grease or **** off
> the people you live with due to the smell of putrid bacon, it is NOT
> MY FAULT."


I love all the people complaining about how stupid this is...but their here.



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> I love all the people complaining about how stupid this is...but their here.


Wear's hear?

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>On 2009-02-13, mikel68 > wrote:
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>> I love all the people complaining about how stupid this is...but their here.

>
>Wear's hear?
>

You wag.
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On Feb 13, 5:46 pm, "modom (palindrome guy)" >
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> On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:39:06 GMT, notbob > wrote:
> >On 2009-02-13, mikel68 > wrote:

>
> >> I love all the people complaining about how stupid this is...but their here.

>
> >Wear's hear?

>
> You wag.
> --
>
> modom


Thanks, buddy.

Are you on a special quest, or does wierd bacon just find you?

You bring a little fun to me and at least some of my fwd-ing pals.

In the right climate, this could be sun-dried to jerky and last
forever. To reference another thread, honeycomb tripe could make an
interesting home accessory, for the right decore, of course.

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On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 10:20:52 -0600, "modom (palindrome guy)"
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>Pictures he
>
>http://www.flickr.com/photos/krismke...7608464549556/


I have a feeling sky will add this shade to her decorating scheme,
because things go better with bacon.




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On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:54:57 -0800 (PST), bulka
> wrote:

>On Feb 13, 5:46 pm, "modom (palindrome guy)" >
>wrote:
>> On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:39:06 GMT, notbob > wrote:
>> >On 2009-02-13, mikel68 > wrote:

>>
>> >> I love all the people complaining about how stupid this is...but their here.

>>
>> >Wear's hear?

>>
>> You wag.

>
>Thanks, buddy.
>
>Are you on a special quest, or does wierd bacon just find you?
>
>You bring a little fun to me and at least some of my fwd-ing pals.
>
>In the right climate, this could be sun-dried to jerky and last
>forever. To reference another thread, honeycomb tripe could make an
>interesting home accessory, for the right decore, of course.
>

I just checked with my wife, and she confirmed it's a quest. I was
hoping that bacon sought me out, but, alas, it was not to be. Did I
mention that I'm in a period of curing my own bacon? Part of the most
recent batch is destined for my midnight snack, in fact.

Anyhow, there's a passel of bacon out there on the Web right now.
(Checking a few Web sites almost daily helps, too.) It might just be
the season, but bacon is everywhere right now. I'm pretty sure this
can't last. Or if it does last, *we* won't last.
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"modom (palindrome guy)" schrieb :
> On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:54:57 -0800 (PST), bulka wrote:
>
>>Are you on a special quest, or does wierd bacon just find you?
>>

> I just checked with my wife, and she confirmed it's a quest. I was
> hoping that bacon sought me out, but, alas, it was not to be. Did I
> mention that I'm in a period of curing my own bacon? Part of the most
> recent batch is destined for my midnight snack, in fact.
>
> Anyhow, there's a passel of bacon out there on the Web right now.
> (Checking a few Web sites almost daily helps, too.) It might just be
> the season, but bacon is everywhere right now. I'm pretty sure this
> can't last. Or if it does last, *we* won't last.


Well, since it's a quest, here's something for you.
You just need a cat, some leftover bacon from the lampshade-project
and tape.

<http://whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/13/clearly-you-people-thought-i-was-kidding/>

Cheers,

Michael Kuettner


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On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 10:20:52 -0600, "modom (palindrome guy)"
> wrote:

>Pictures he
>
>http://www.flickr.com/photos/krismke...7608464549556/
>
>Blogger's description of the process he
>
>http://tinyurl.com/5d54gz
>
>"What started out as a crazy idea became The Creepiest Birthday Gift
>Ever. Outlined below are the steps needed to make your own bacon
>lampshade. This process is not entirely perfected, and may cause
>rotting and a house filled with bacon smell, so if you have any
>suggestions for preserving food with some sort of lacquer please let
>me know. And if you do this and are burned by hot grease or **** off
>the people you live with due to the smell of putrid bacon, it is NOT
>MY FAULT."


Here's one that might be edible:

http://i44.tinypic.com/30cyn3q.jpg

Lou
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