Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was scarlet red
The reason for this colour was
the pick axe in its head

A Single Locust wrote:
> On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:01:10 +0000, Marty > wrote:
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>
>>Mary had a little lamb
>>Its fleece was scarlet red
>>The reason for this colour was
>>the pick axe in its head
>
>
> Mary had a BMX
> The seat was back to front
> Every time the pedals turned
> The seat went up her ****

There once was a philosopher name Spencer,

Who never knew pleasure intenser.

Than once when he saw,

Mr. George Bernard Shaw,

Attempting to bugger the censor.
--
JL

In article >, says...
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> A Single Locust wrote:
> > On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:01:10 +0000, Marty > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Mary had a little lamb
> >>Its fleece was scarlet red
> >>The reason for this colour was
> >>the pick axe in its head
> >
> >
> > Mary had a BMX
> > The seat was back to front
> > Every time the pedals turned
> > The seat went up her ****
>
> There once was a philosopher name Spencer,
>
> Who never knew pleasure intenser.
>
> Than once when he saw,
>
> Mr. George Bernard Shaw,
>
> Attempting to bugger the censor.
> --
> JL
>
>
*target age group*

Bikini Whacks wrote:
> In article >, says...
>
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>>A Single Locust wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:01:10 +0000, Marty > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Mary had a little lamb
>>>>Its fleece was scarlet red
>>>>The reason for this colour was
>>>>the pick axe in its head
>>>
>>>
>>>Mary had a BMX
>>>The seat was back to front
>>>Every time the pedals turned
>>>The seat went up her ****
>>
>>There once was a philosopher name Spencer,
>>
>> Who never knew pleasure intenser.
>>
>>Than once when he saw,
>>
>> Mr. George Bernard Shaw,
>>
>>Attempting to bugger the censor.
>>--
>>JL
>>
>>
>
> *target age group*

There once was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a ...

A snakeoiler called asshole Farrel
Preferred to wear ladies' apparrel.
In panties and bra
He cried "Shout who you are!
I'm a titsi old slapper called Carol."

On Mar 21, 6:18*pm, " >
wrote:
> A snakeoiler called asshole Farrel
> Preferred to wear ladies' apparrel.
> In panties and bra
> He cried "Shout who you are!
> I'm a titsi old slapper called Carol."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you guys are funny

Back to Mary...

Mary had a little lamb
It ****ed all over the floor
So mary took an axe to it
And It didn't any more

The OP prequel

MC

Joseph Littleshoes wrote ...
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>>>
>>
>>There once was a philosopher name Spencer,
>>
>> Who never knew pleasure intenser.
>>
>>Than once when he saw,
>>
>> Mr. George Bernard Shaw,
>>
>>Attempting to bugger the censor.
>>--
>>JL
>>
>>
>
> *target age group*

You honestly think this is only going to 12 year old adolescent boys?

So we must be talking about the 13 - 18 crowed? or 'God' forbid the gen.
X's yet to realize 30.

*Sigh*

What specifically targeted 'age group' were you referring to?

Now if you want to talk geriatrics .....

And her obstetrician fainted.

Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork,
A little spam,
A little beef,
A little boar,
Mary was a carnivore.

(Hey, it's all food. Well, maybe except for the spam...)
Best -- Terry

On 21/03/2009 21:58 A Single Locust wrote:

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot the shepherd

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F