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"blake murphy" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:52:08 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:
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>> Being wheelchair bound is no longer an
>> employment disability, not unless one chooses to be a parasite. The
>> mick's
>> greatest disability is his bitter, hateful, envious personality, not his
>> mobility limitation.
>>

>
> too funny.
>
>

In your case too sad.


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On Sat 04 Apr 2009 11:57:04a, Dan Abel told us...

> In article 0>,
> Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
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>
>> >> brooklyn1 wrote:

>
>> >>> [snipped garbage]

>
>> Is there no end to his stupidity?

>
> Sooner or later, everyone dies. I wouldn't count on an "end to his
> stupidity" before then.
>


You're probably right, Dan. Since it's said that the good die young, I hope
they make an exception in his case.

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On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 13:44:05 -0400, cybercat wrote:

> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
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>> On Fri, 3 Apr 2009 13:36:44 +0100, Ophelia wrote:
>>
>>> brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>> "blake murphy" > wrote
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> i don't make enough money to pay income taxes.
>>>>>
>>>>> i collect social security,
>>>>>
>>>> Social Security is taxable. You do too pay taxes.
>>>
>>> But, but I thought you said Blake never makes contributions to anything!
>>> Make up your mind old timer.

>>
>> what passes for sheldon's mind meanders like a very slow river.
>>

> On the contrary, I think it twitches like a rabid rat.


i was torn between the river and squirrel darting aimlessly to and fro.

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On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 11:57:04 -0700, Dan Abel wrote:

> In article 0>,
> Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
>
>>>> brooklyn1 wrote:

>
>>>>> [snipped garbage]

>
>> Is there no end to his stupidity?

>
> Sooner or later, everyone dies. I wouldn't count on an "end to his
> stupidity" before then.


he seems to be getting a jump on death by going senile.

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On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:51:04 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:

> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
> .. .
>> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:52:08 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>>> Being wheelchair bound is no longer an
>>> employment disability, not unless one chooses to be a parasite. The
>>> mick's
>>> greatest disability is his bitter, hateful, envious personality, not his
>>> mobility limitation.
>>>

>>
>> too funny.
>>
>>

> In your case too sad.


you don't have a self-aware bone in your body, do you?

blake


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On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 14:34:44 -0400, cybercat wrote:

> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
> .. .
>> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:52:08 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>>> Being wheelchair bound is no longer an
>>> employment disability, not unless one chooses to be a parasite. The
>>> mick's
>>> greatest disability is his bitter, hateful, envious personality, not his
>>> mobility limitation.
>>>

>>
>> too funny.
>>

>
> Ooo. Bitter, envious and hateful. Hawt, hawt, hawt.


come over here and i'll slap you simple in my bitter, hateful way.

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"blake murphy" > wrote in message
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> On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 14:34:44 -0400, cybercat wrote:
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>> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
>> .. .
>>> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:52:08 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>
>>>> Being wheelchair bound is no longer an
>>>> employment disability, not unless one chooses to be a parasite. The
>>>> mick's
>>>> greatest disability is his bitter, hateful, envious personality, not
>>>> his
>>>> mobility limitation.
>>>>
>>>
>>> too funny.
>>>

>>
>> Ooo. Bitter, envious and hateful. Hawt, hawt, hawt.

>
> come over here and i'll slap you simple in my bitter, hateful way.
>

You do know how to tempt a woman, you dirty sexy Mick you. Oo.


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"blake murphy" > wrote
>> In your case too sad.

>
> you don't have a self-aware bone in your body, do you?


Actually the only bone he has is in his head and in the pics in his
nightstand of big black hunks getting blowjobs by little knobby jewish guys.


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"blake murphy" > wrote in message
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> On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 11:57:04 -0700, Dan Abel wrote:
>
>> In article 0>,
>> Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
>>
>>>>> brooklyn1 wrote:

>>
>>>>>> [snipped garbage]

>>
>>> Is there no end to his stupidity?

>>
>> Sooner or later, everyone dies. I wouldn't count on an "end to his
>> stupidity" before then.

>
> he seems to be getting a jump on death by going senile.
>
>


I think that's more like death getting a stranglehold on you.


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"blake murphy" > wrote in message
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> On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 13:44:05 -0400, cybercat wrote:
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>> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Fri, 3 Apr 2009 13:36:44 +0100, Ophelia wrote:
>>>
>>>> brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>> "blake murphy" > wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> i don't make enough money to pay income taxes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i collect social security,
>>>>>>
>>>>> Social Security is taxable. You do too pay taxes.
>>>>
>>>> But, but I thought you said Blake never makes contributions to
>>>> anything!
>>>> Make up your mind old timer.
>>>
>>> what passes for sheldon's mind meanders like a very slow river.
>>>

>> On the contrary, I think it twitches like a rabid rat.

>
> i was torn between the river and squirrel darting aimlessly to and fro.
>

I love that your metaphors are gentle and understated.


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