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Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?

A: A schoolgirl!


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"Marty" > wrote in message
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> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?
>
> A: A schoolgirl!
>
>

You seem to display paedophile knowledge or at least show an understanding
of such a statement or you wouldn't post it again in various newsgroups. If
you have an interest in schoolgirls and people in school uniforms then I
hope you seek the help you need for your existing mental health issues.


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On 02/04/09 18:24, Marty wrote:
> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?


A far more interesting question is - when are you going to grow a spine
and post from a deanonymised account? Or are you afraid to face the
consequences of your continued nonsense?

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On Fri, 3 Apr 2009 21:53:37 +0100, "Clive" > wrote:

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>"Marty" > wrote in message
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>> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?
>>
>> A: A schoolgirl!
>>
>>

>You seem to display paedophile knowledge or at least show an understanding
>of such a statement or you wouldn't post it again in various newsgroups. If
>you have an interest in schoolgirls and people in school uniforms then I
>hope you seek the help you need for your existing mental health issues.


Oh come off your high horse! If you got the chance to shag an 11 year old, you'd
be up it like a rat up a drainpipe!

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On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:53:57 +0100, Mark McIntyre
> wrote:

>On 02/04/09 18:24, Marty wrote:
>> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?

>
>A far more interesting question is - when are you going to grow a spine
>and post from a deanonymised account? Or are you afraid to face the
>consequences of your continued nonsense?


LOL! What are you talking about?



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On 05/04/09 19:48, Marty wrote:
> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:53:57 +0100, Mark McIntyre
> > wrote:
>
>> On 02/04/09 18:24, Marty wrote:
>>> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?

>> A far more interesting question is - when are you going to grow a spine
>> and post from a deanonymised account? Or are you afraid to face the
>> consequences of your continued nonsense?

>
> LOL! What are you talking about?


Come out from behind Altopia's news.alt.net anonymiser, post from your
own ISP if you're so certain your 'jokes' are ok ...


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On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:36:48 +0100, Mark McIntyre
> wrote:

>On 05/04/09 19:48, Marty wrote:
>> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:53:57 +0100, Mark McIntyre
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On 02/04/09 18:24, Marty wrote:
>>>> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?
>>> A far more interesting question is - when are you going to grow a spine
>>> and post from a deanonymised account? Or are you afraid to face the
>>> consequences of your continued nonsense?

>>
>> LOL! What are you talking about?

>
>Come out from behind Altopia's news.alt.net anonymiser, post from your
>own ISP if you're so certain your 'jokes' are ok ...


Sure. You come out from behind your APN anonymizer first though....


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On 07/04/09 01:11, Marty wrote:
> On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:36:48 +0100, Mark McIntyre
> > wrote:
>
>> On 05/04/09 19:48, Marty wrote:
>>> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:53:57 +0100, Mark McIntyre
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 02/04/09 18:24, Marty wrote:
>>>>> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?
>>>> A far more interesting question is - when are you going to grow a spine
>>>> and post from a deanonymised account? Or are you afraid to face the
>>>> consequences of your continued nonsense?
>>> LOL! What are you talking about?

>> Come out from behind Altopia's news.alt.net anonymiser, post from your
>> own ISP if you're so certain your 'jokes' are ok ...

>
> Sure. You come out from behind your APN anonymizer first though....


a) I'm not posting from one. Forte News isn't an anonymiser, its a
reseller of easynews, and the headers are valid.

b) You first, you're the one posting racist, sexist and defamatory
remarks some of which are illegal in both your and my jurisdiction and
all of which are against your ISP's AUP.
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On Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:49:24 +0100, Mark McIntyre
> wrote:

>On 07/04/09 01:11, Marty wrote:
>> On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:36:48 +0100, Mark McIntyre
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On 05/04/09 19:48, Marty wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:53:57 +0100, Mark McIntyre
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 02/04/09 18:24, Marty wrote:
>>>>>> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?
>>>>> A far more interesting question is - when are you going to grow a spine
>>>>> and post from a deanonymised account? Or are you afraid to face the
>>>>> consequences of your continued nonsense?
>>>> LOL! What are you talking about?
>>> Come out from behind Altopia's news.alt.net anonymiser, post from your
>>> own ISP if you're so certain your 'jokes' are ok ...

>>
>> Sure. You come out from behind your APN anonymizer first though....

>
>a) I'm not posting from one. Forte News isn't an anonymiser, its a
>reseller of easynews, and the headers are valid.


And Altopia is just a seller of news and not an anonymiser.

>b) You first, you're the one posting racist, sexist and defamatory
>remarks some of which are illegal in both your and my jurisdiction and
>all of which are against your ISP's AUP.


Thankfully, and despite the wishes of PC dictators, it isn't illegal to tell
jokes.


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On 8 Apr, 16:38, Marty > wrote:

> Thankfully, and despite the wishes of PC dictators, it isn't illegal to tell
> jokes.


Very true. So when are you going to start then?
Cheers
Jeff


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"williemeikle" > wrote in message
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> "Marty" > wrote in message
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>> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?
>>
>> A: A schoolgirl!
>>


The way to deal with dickheads like this is to put them in your kill file
and never reply. Their purile outpourings are useless when denied an
audience.

Dave S.


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On Thu, 9 Apr 2009 20:39:20 +0100, "Dave S." > wrote:

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>"williemeikle" > wrote in message
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>> "Marty" > wrote in message
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>>> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?
>>>
>>> A: A schoolgirl!
>>>

>
>The way to deal with dickheads like this is to put them in your kill file
>and never reply. Their purile outpourings are useless when denied an
>audience.
>
>Dave S.


Oh dear. Another miserable git :-(


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On Thu, 9 Apr 2009 20:39:20 +0100, "Dave S." >
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>"williemeikle" > wrote in message
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>> "Marty" > wrote in message
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>>> Q: What do you call a school uniform with a hole in it?
>>>
>>> A: A schoolgirl!
>>>

>
>The way to deal with dickheads like this is to put them in your kill file
>and never reply. Their purile outpourings are useless when denied an
>audience.


Says the guy who just quoted it verbatim.
That makes you equally guilty (as your post is the first time I have
seen this!!). Not that I think there is anything to be guilty of!!
Also you do not follow your own advice and ignore it.
FFS morons.

Quoted fully for posterity!
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Dave S. > wrote in message
...
>
> "williemeikle" > wrote in message
> ...
> > "Marty" > wrote in message
> > ...
>>

>
> The way to deal with dickheads like this is to put them in your kill file
> and never reply. Their purile outpourings are useless when denied an
> audience.
>
> Dave S.


He was, but you have gone and quoted all of his post again
So you can join him
*PLONKer*


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