Weird Al has female competition! The link is to Anita Renfroe
performing a parody of Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats".

http://www.getalyric.com/listen/ygWO...e_before_i_eat

Enjoy, relate, laugh, cry. Naturally thin people can put a sock in
it.



--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On 2009-04-04, sf > wrote:

> Enjoy, relate, laugh, cry. Naturally thin people can put a sock in
> it.

I'm still trying to process the "Before I eat <women only>", part.

nb

sf wrote:
> Weird Al has female competition! The link is to Anita Renfroe
> performing a parody of Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats".
>
> http://www.getalyric.com/listen/ygWO...e_before_i_eat
>
> Enjoy, relate, laugh, cry. Naturally thin people can put a sock in
> it.
>
>


Too funny, and it made me hungry. lol Can I put this on my facebook
page?


Whoever she is, she has a good voice. Gotta go, I have company this
weekend and I think she is awake. It is breakfast time! Biscuits,
bacon, eggs, and a fresh fruit salad.


Becca

Bob Terwilliger > wrote:

> notbob wrote:
>
>> I'm still trying to process the "Before I eat <women only>", part.
>
> I think that the diet mentioned could lead to problems. In the first place,
> I don't have enough storage space in my freezer for an entire woman.

You're just supposed to use the center part. The rest is just a
disposable wrapper.

-sw

On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 22:51:21 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:

> notbob wrote:
>
>> I'm still trying to process the "Before I eat <women only>", part.
>
> I think that the diet mentioned could lead to problems. In the first place,
> I don't have enough storage space in my freezer for an entire woman.
>
> Bob

just freeze the good parts.

your pal,
blake

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 07:09:58 -0500, Becca > wrote:

>Can I put this on my facebook page?

I don't see why not. It's on YouTube, it's being passed around via
email and I posted it to usenet.

>Whoever she is, she has a good voice.

Anita is the comedienne who wrote and sang Momsense. She has another
one called Dadsense. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtNGFh-dCe0


--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:23:00 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:

>On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 22:51:21 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:
>
>> notbob wrote:
>>
>>> I'm still trying to process the "Before I eat <women only>", part.
>>
>> I think that the diet mentioned could lead to problems. In the first place,
>> I don't have enough storage space in my freezer for an entire woman.
>>
>> Bob
>
>just freeze the good parts.
>
But there are so many of them.

And have you noticed how many men have replied to this thread? Talk
about fluid gender ID.
--

modom

On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:34:44 -0700, sf > fired up
random neurons and synapses to opine:

>
>Weird Al has female competition! The link is to Anita Renfroe
>performing a parody of Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats".
>
> http://www.getalyric.com/listen/ygWO...e_before_i_eat
>
<pounding the desk and wiping my eyes> OMG, that is just about the
funniest thing I've seen in ages. Thanks. I really needed a laugh.
Think I'll go play it again <g>

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

--

"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

- Duncan Hines

To reply, replace "meatloaf" with "cox"

In article >,
"modom (palindrome guy)" > wrote:

> On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:23:00 GMT, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 22:51:21 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:
> >
> >> notbob wrote:
> >>
> >>> I'm still trying to process the "Before I eat <women only>", part.
> >>
> >> I think that the diet mentioned could lead to problems. In the first
> >> place,
> >> I don't have enough storage space in my freezer for an entire woman.
> >>
> >> Bob
> >
> >just freeze the good parts.
> >
> But there are so many of them.
>
> And have you noticed how many men have replied to this thread? Talk
> about fluid gender ID.

It's refreshingly funny. ;-D
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

In article >,
Omelet > wrote:

> In article >,
> "modom (palindrome guy)" > wrote:

> > And have you noticed how many men have replied to this thread? Talk
> > about fluid gender ID.
>
> It's refreshingly funny. ;-D

I saw this coming from the initial post. We men want to find out their
secrets. Of course, it works the other way, too. Write a post with
"<men only>" in the subject, and every woman here will want to read it.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA

"[Don't] assume that someone is "broken" just because they behave in ways
you don't like or don't understand." --Miche

In article >,
Terry Pulliam Burd > wrote:

> On Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:34:44 -0700, sf > fired up
> random neurons and synapses to opine:
>
> >
> >Weird Al has female competition! The link is to Anita Renfroe
> >performing a parody of Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats".
> >
> > http://www.getalyric.com/listen/ygWO...e_before_i_eat
> >
> <pounding the desk and wiping my eyes> OMG, that is just about the
> funniest thing I've seen in ages. Thanks. I really needed a laugh.
> Think I'll go play it again <g>
>
> Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

Anita Renfroe did the excellent version of The Mom Song -- look it up on
YouTube.

--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://web.me.com/barbschaller - updated 3-30-2009
"What you say about someone else says more
about you than it does about the other person."

In article
>,
Dan Abel > wrote:

> In article >,
> Omelet > wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > "modom (palindrome guy)" > wrote:
>
> > > And have you noticed how many men have replied to this thread? Talk
> > > about fluid gender ID.
> >
> > It's refreshingly funny. ;-D
>
> I saw this coming from the initial post. We men want to find out their
> secrets. Of course, it works the other way, too. Write a post with
> "<men only>" in the subject, and every woman here will want to read it.

<snicker> Too damned true!
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

Dan Abel wrote:

> Omelet > wrote:

>> "modom (palindrome guy)" > wrote:
>
>>> And have you noticed how many men have replied to this thread? Talk
>>> about fluid gender ID.
>>
>> It's refreshingly funny. ;-D
>
> I saw this coming from the initial post. We men want to find out
> their secrets. Of course, it works the other way, too. Write a post
> with "<men only>" in the subject, and every woman here will want to
> read it.

I'm waiting!

nancy

http://www.videosift.com/video/Why-Girls-Dont-Fart

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:53:24 -0500, modom (palindrome guy) wrote:

> On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:23:00 GMT, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 22:51:21 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:
>>
>>> notbob wrote:
>>>
>>>> I'm still trying to process the "Before I eat <women only>", part.
>>>
>>> I think that the diet mentioned could lead to problems. In the first place,
>>> I don't have enough storage space in my freezer for an entire woman.
>>>
>>> Bob
>>
>>just freeze the good parts.
>>
> But there are so many of them.
>
> And have you noticed how many men have replied to this thread? Talk
> about fluid gender ID.

we're all queers, dear.

your pal,
blake

On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:37:11 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:

>On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:53:24 -0500, modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:23:00 GMT, blake murphy
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 22:51:21 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:
>>>
>>>> notbob wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I'm still trying to process the "Before I eat <women only>", part.
>>>>
>>>> I think that the diet mentioned could lead to problems. In the first place,
>>>> I don't have enough storage space in my freezer for an entire woman.
>>>>
>>>> Bob
>>>
>>>just freeze the good parts.
>>>
>> But there are so many of them.
>>
>> And have you noticed how many men have replied to this thread? Talk
>> about fluid gender ID.
>
>we're all queers, dear.
>
I *thought* those were pearls you had on in your rfc mug shot.
--

modom

On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:04:35 -0500, modom (palindrome guy) wrote:

> On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:37:11 GMT, blake murphy
> > wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:53:24 -0500, modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:23:00 GMT, blake murphy
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 22:51:21 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> notbob wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm still trying to process the "Before I eat <women only>", part.
>>>>>
>>>>> I think that the diet mentioned could lead to problems. In the first place,
>>>>> I don't have enough storage space in my freezer for an entire woman.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bob
>>>>
>>>>just freeze the good parts.
>>>>
>>> But there are so many of them.
>>>
>>> And have you noticed how many men have replied to this thread? Talk
>>> about fluid gender ID.
>>
>>we're all queers, dear.
>>
> I *thought* those were pearls you had on in your rfc mug shot.

christ, they were outside my shirt? i gotta start being more careful.

your pal,
blake

Nexis wrote:

> Update: spent 3 hours at the doctor today, and have 3 new medicines
> to show for it, but at least one of them is only a single pill, thank
> goodness. The tricky part is how they affect the meds I am already
> on, but we think we got that straightened out, after a return trip to
> the pharmacy to change one prescription! The good news is, they say I
> should feel significantly better in the next 48-72 hours, which is
> lovely to hear.

Oh, that's a relief, I'm very happy to hear that.

nancy

In article >, "Nexis" >
wrote:

> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article >,
> > "Nexis" > wrote:
>
> >> >
> >> > Glad it's working out for you. :-) I generally consult my pharmacist
> >> > when it comes to drug interactions!
> >> >
> >> > Hugs!
> >> > --
> >> > Peace! Om
> >>
> >> It is, I think I'm on the mend...thank you
> >> What happened with your MRI?
> >>
> >> kimberly
> >
> > 3 minor disk herniations in the neck at C-5, C-6 and C-7.
> > The Ortho' put me on Celebrex for now. Not helping much with the pain
> > but it's not as intense as when this first started.
> >
> > I've been doing Traction/Decompression therapy at the Chiropractors
> > office twice per week now for the last 3 weeks. Both the Chiro' and the
> > Ortho' recommend I continue that as it should be my best bet. They strap
> > your head into a holder while the machine stretches your neck out for 20
> > minutes to relieve pressure on the nerves.
> >
> > It's just going to take time and in the mean time, both have suggested I
> > skip the gym and not do any heavy lifting.
> >
> > I hate getting out of my routine. :-(
> >
> > But, I have plenty of physical therapy "homework" for my leg issues to
> > keep me occupied in the meantime...
> >
> > Thanks for asking. :-)
> > --
> > Peace! Om
>
> I'm sorry you have to break routine, that can really be frustrating can't
> it? But hopefully it will be worth it soon enough. My brother has DDD
> (degenerative disk disease) and it took him a bit to learn to trust what the
> chiropracter was telling him, even when it seemed counter intuitive to him.
>
> Hope you're feeling better quickly!
>
> kimberly

I have moderate DDD as well which is probably why this has happened.
I do trust my Chiropractor, he's very good, and the Ortho' (MD) knows
him as well and they both concur on the treatment plan, so it's all
good. :-)

I feel sorry for those that don't believe in Chiropractors. That
practice has come LONG way in the past few years. I'm blessed with an
excellent one, plus he's cute. <g>
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.