"Michael "Dog3"" > wrote in message
...
> "jmcquown" >
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>>
>> Yup. She's in a rut she'll never climb out of.
>>
>> She got a bunch of free furniture out of the deal. And a 12 piece set
>> of Noritake china, including serving platters and serving bowls. And
>> blue and white Ming plates my father bought when we lived in Bangkok.
>>
>> She tried to take my couch. What?! No, you cannot take my couch!
>> "But I like it!" Tough luck, chick. You don't get to pick and
>> choose. You're not mentioned in the will.
>
> LOL, I loved the "pick and choose" deal. She must have thought she was
> spending a week inside an Ethan Allen store. I hope you are now left in
> peace ;-) That woman would not have lasted a week in my house. Either
> she would have starved, or I would have politely asked her to vacate.
> "The hotel is now closed" might have been an appropriate line to use. You
> are much nicer than I am.
>
> Michael
>
>

I have to thank you for calling me the other day because I was about to
throw her under a golf cart right about then You broke up the day nicely
for me, thanks!

Jill

In article >,
"jmcquown" > wrote:

> She tried to take my couch. What?! No, you cannot take my couch! "But I
> like it!" Tough luck, chick. You don't get to pick and choose. You're not
> mentioned in the will.
>
> Jill

She sounds like a total loser!
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:31:16 -0400, Dave Smith wrote:

> Puester wrote:
>> Dave Smith wrote:
>>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>>> Amazing she lived that long without someone killing her!
>>>>
>>>
>>> LOL Too true. For me it is my brother's son who won't eat anything red
>>> and a lot of other things. I am still ****ed about the time he came
>>> for Christmas and we had about a dozen different things for dessert
>>> and he whined that there was nothing he liked. Too bad, so sad. My
>>> wife wants to invite them for Easter because we have lamb and my his
>>> wife both like it. I vetoed that because they will expect us to invite
>>> their 36 year old child and I refuse to cater to him.
>>
>> Invite Big Niece and she can eat his share, like Jack Sprat and his wife.
>
> He is just a skinny little thing. She might inhale him.

maybe his bones would puncture her intestines. two problems solved!

your pal,
blake

"Omelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article >,
> "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
>> She tried to take my couch. What?! No, you cannot take my couch! "But
>> I
>> like it!" Tough luck, chick. You don't get to pick and choose. You're
>> not
>> mentioned in the will.
>>
>> Jill
>
> She sounds like a total loser!
> --
> Peace! Om
>

I'm sure she's a perfectly nice person. Just not someone you want to have
stay in your house for a week

Jill

In article >,
"jmcquown" > wrote:

> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article >,
> > "jmcquown" > wrote:
> >
> >> She tried to take my couch. What?! No, you cannot take my couch! "But
> >> I
> >> like it!" Tough luck, chick. You don't get to pick and choose. You're
> >> not
> >> mentioned in the will.
> >>
> >> Jill
> >
> > She sounds like a total loser!
> > --
> > Peace! Om
> >
>
> I'm sure she's a perfectly nice person. Just not someone you want to have
> stay in your house for a week
>
> Jill

Unless she was willing to wash the dishes. <g>
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

"Omelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article >,
> "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
>> "Omelet" > wrote in message
>> news
>> > In article >,
>> > "jmcquown" > wrote:
>> >
>> >> She tried to take my couch. What?! No, you cannot take my couch!
>> >> "But
>> >> I
>> >> like it!" Tough luck, chick. You don't get to pick and choose.
>> >> You're
>> >> not
>> >> mentioned in the will.
>> >>
>> >> Jill
>> >
>> > She sounds like a total loser!
>> > --
>> > Peace! Om
>> >
>>
>> I'm sure she's a perfectly nice person. Just not someone you want to
>> have
>> stay in your house for a week
>>
>> Jill
>
> Unless she was willing to wash the dishes. <g>
> --
> Peace! Om
>

She did have to do her own laundry

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> "TFM®" > wrote in message
> om...
>>
>>
>> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> My oldest brother left here this morning. He and his girlfriend came
>>>>> to pick up some furniture. The weather and other events conspired
>>>>> against us so they wound up staying here for a week. My brother will
>>>>> pretty much eat anything. His g/f is another story altogether. If
>>>>> she even *thinks* something has seasoning on it, she'll shun it. OMG,
>>>>> what's that green speck? If it has any hint of seasoning she
>>>>> wouldn't touch it.
>>>>
>>>>>snip<
>>>>
>>>>> We were trying to come up with dinner ideas the other night. We'd
>>>>> already had chicken & noodles before the chicken and dumplings (she
>>>>> freaked out when she saw specks of green in the noodles... I'd added
>>>>> some of Penzey's Tuscan seasoning. OOOPS).
>>>>
>>>> Yet you say that Olive Garden is one of her very favorite
>>>> places to eat, right? Or does she just go along and not eat
>>>> anything. Because I'm pretty sure everything on their menu
>>>> involves green specs or other seasonings.
>>> To hear her tell it she loves chain restaurants. Surely they use herbs
>>> and spices at Olive Garden? Or at the Golden Corral, which is a buffet
>>> place? I don't get it.
>>
>>
>> Speaking from experience, Golden Corral's main seasoning is salt.
>> Sometimes they even put food in it.
>>
>> I'm coming up for a week. You may cook whatever you like, however you
>> like. I'll eat it. I'll even help with the prep.
>>
>> TFM®
>
> You're coming to SC? Or TN?
>
> Jill <--confused

I was just pullin' your leg.
I *was* trying to make a point though. When I'm a guest at someone's house
I'll eat what they serve. I might not eat much, but I won't bitch.

TFM®

In article >,
"jmcquown" > wrote:

> >> I'm sure she's a perfectly nice person. Just not someone you want to
> >> have
> >> stay in your house for a week
> >>
> >> Jill
> >
> > Unless she was willing to wash the dishes. <g>
> > --
> > Peace! Om
> >
>
> She did have to do her own laundry

For some reason, that struck me as being really funny. <laughs>

Thanks!
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

jmcquown wrote:

>
> And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that As I stated, I
> consider myself a picky eater. But I didn't see her in the kitchen
> preparing her own food. I gave her free run of the kitchen. Help
> yourself to whatever is in the pantry and the freezer. She had the
> opportunity to go to the grocery store with me and my brother to pick up
> whatever she wanted. She didn't want to come along. (And it's not like
> she was paying for it.) There wasn't a thing I could have done to make
> this woman happy.
>
> Jill

It sounds strongly to me like she didn't want to be there.
If so, why on earth did he bring her along?

gloria p

George Shirley wrote:
> Maybe she has hidden attributes other than just being bitchy. My
> youngest child decided at age eight that he was going to be a picky
> eater. "I don't like that, I can't eat that, That's nasty." Just some
> of his comments. After being told he could eat what was on the table
> or go hungry he changed his mind. He's 45 yo now and will eat about
> anything, including snake, rabbit, whatever. You just gotta get them
> young, at age 63 the woman obviously is set in a rut she will never
> climb out of.


Maybe her parents were bad cooks? I feel bad for him, having to deal
with her limited variety of foods.

If my children did not like something, I would tell them they were too
young and this was "adult food"; when they grow up, they would like it.
My older son will eat anything, the younger will eat almost anything,
but he does not like meat with bones in it. Maybe that was my fault
because I deboned their food. When the younger one was 12, I was
cutting up his waffle, then I stopped myself. Hey, he is 12, he can cut
up his own waffle. lol Oh yeah, he does not like mushrooms, either.


Becca

"Puester" > wrote in message
...
> jmcquown wrote:
>
>>
>> And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that As I stated, I
>> consider myself a picky eater. But I didn't see her in the kitchen
>> preparing her own food. I gave her free run of the kitchen. Help
>> yourself to whatever is in the pantry and the freezer. She had the
>> opportunity to go to the grocery store with me and my brother to pick up
>> whatever she wanted. She didn't want to come along. (And it's not like
>> she was paying for it.) There wasn't a thing I could have done to make
>> this woman happy.
>>
> It sounds strongly to me like she didn't want to be there. If so, why on
> earth did he bring her along?
>
> gloria p


I suspect she was thinking she'd get to pick out furniture. Sorry, but this
isn't a garage sale. I think she also thought my brother would walk away
with a big fat check. Sorry but the estate isn't settled yet. Almost but
not quite.

Jill

jmcquown wrote:
> I consider myself to be a picky eater since I don't like raw vegetables
> and much prefer hot food. If I'm going to have a ham and cheese
> sandwich (for example) I want it served hot with melted cheese on
> toasted warm bread... the type of bread doesn't really matter. Just
> make it a hot sandwich, please
>
> My oldest brother left here this morning. He and his girlfriend came to
> pick up some furniture. The weather and other events conspired against
> us so they wound up staying here for a week. My brother will pretty
> much eat anything. His g/f is another story altogether. If she even
> *thinks* something has seasoning on it, she'll shun it. OMG, what's
> that green speck? If it has any hint of seasoning she wouldn't touch
> it. She won't eat fish or sea food, only dark meat chicken and well
> done beef or pork.
>
> I bent over backwards trying to accomodate her. I didn't dare sprinkle
> oregano or basil on the pizza I made (but she will eat pepperoni, and
> was snacking on braunschweiger on crackers, go figure). My brother told
> me not to tell her I'd put any cheese other than mozzarella on the
> pizza. And for gods sake don't buy that fresh mozz! If the cheese
> doesn't come shredded in a bag there will be hell to pay!
>
> I made breakfast one morning last week. I like to make omelets but
> apparently that's too exotic. Okay, scrambled eggs then. I said I
> could put some cheese in the scrambled eggs; Mom made them that way for
> us when we were kids. OH NO! Okay, I can make plain scrambled eggs.
> Or boiled eggs. She got in a snit because I mentioned cheese and eggs in
> the same sentence. Then she said she wanted hash browns. Hello, does
> this look like a restaurant? I didn't have any potatoes, I don't know
> how she expected me to make hash browns. I had tater tots in the
> freezer, those sufficed. She still refused to eat any eggs, she just
> had tater tots. My brother and I had eggs, bacon *and* tater tots. <G>
>
> I did manage to make a pot of chicken & dumplings with chicken leg
> quarters. She ate a couple of bowls of it without any complaints. I
> didn't tell her I'd added poultry seasoning to it. God forbid she knew
> it had sage, thyme and marjoram added to it. Not to mention I put some
> bay leaves in when I was boiling the chicken to make the broth.
>
> We were trying to come up with dinner ideas the other night. We'd
> already had chicken & noodles before the chicken and dumplings (she
> freaked out when she saw specks of green in the noodles... I'd added
> some of Penzey's Tuscan seasoning. OOOPS).
>
> Since we'd already eaten chicken a couple of times and I'm not really a
> fan of chicken I said how about some beef? She said, "I want those
> instant [mashed] potatoes." Okay, for that we'd need some gravy. How
> about swiss steak? My brother said "YUM!" She said, "I don't like
> swiss steak." Okay, meatloaf? No, she doesn't like meatloaf. Huh.
> Okay, how about pot roast with potatoes? She didn't want pot roast.
> She wanted instant potatoes! Lady, I'm getting really tired of your
> demands. You want instant potatoes, buy some and knock yourself out.
> You have free run of the kitchen, make a buttload of instant potatoes.
> We wound up broiling steaks - hers had to be well done - and I boiled
> new potatoes. But I didn't dare put anything like parsley or dill weed
> on them.
>
> Thank Bast they're on their way now to TX now. They'll be dropping off
> furniture in TN at my other brothers house on the way. Now I can cook
> whatever I want to without a fear of someone freaking out about green
> specks on their food You'd think she was 3 rather than 63.
>
> Jill

I am really glad they are gone, Jill, both for your sake and for
Persia's.

--
Jean B.

On Apr 5, 3:53*pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>. *She wanted instant potatoes!
> Lady, I'm getting really tired of your demands. *You want instant potatoes,
> buy some and knock yourself out. *You have free run of the kitchen, make a
> buttload of instant potatoes.

I remember those from when I moved out on my own. I was 17, and I ate
that stuff with jarred "gravy." It tasted a lot like the cardboard
box it came in smelled. It was cheap calories. God, I've eaten some
bad food.


> *We wound up broiling steaks - hers had to be well done

Did you ask your brother why he'd married White trash? Maybe she does
something unusual in the bedroom. Something that few other women
would agree to do.
>
> Jill

--Bryan

On Apr 5, 3:53 pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:

>. She wanted instant potatoes!
> Lady, I'm getting really tired of your demands. You want instant potatoes,
> buy some and knock yourself out. You have free run of the kitchen, make a
> buttload of instant potatoes.

I remember those from when I moved out on my own. I was 17, and I ate
that stuff with jarred "gravy." It tasted a lot like the cardboard
box it came in smelled. It was cheap calories. God, I've eaten some
bad food.

> We wound up broiling steaks - hers had to be well done

I HAD posted:
"Did you ask your brother why he'd married White trash?"

Then I remembered it was girlfriend, not wife. You could ask him if
he pland to marry the White trash.

Maybe she does something unusual in the bedroom. Something that few
other women would agree to do. Just a thought.

> Jill

--Bryan

"Bobo Bonobo®" > wrote in message
...
On Apr 5, 3:53 pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>. She wanted instant potatoes!
> Lady, I'm getting really tired of your demands. You want instant potatoes,
> buy some and knock yourself out. You have free run of the kitchen, make a
> buttload of instant potatoes.

I remember those from when I moved out on my own. I was 17, and I ate
that stuff with jarred "gravy." It tasted a lot like the cardboard
box it came in smelled. It was cheap calories. God, I've eaten some
bad food.

> We wound up broiling steaks - hers had to be well done

Did you ask your brother why he'd married White trash?

They aren't married.

In article >,
"jmcquown" > wrote:

> LOL she was smokin' hot if you like grandmotherly material

Hey! Watchyerse'f! "We're not as good as we once were, but we're as
good, once, as we ever were!" LOL!
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://web.me.com/barbschaller - updated 3-30-2009
"What you say about someone else says more
about you than it does about the other person."

On Sun, 5 Apr 2009 22:39:35 -0700, "Nexis" > wrote:

>Ok, so maybe I am picky.

But you can cook, so that makes up for it.


--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

In article >,
Terry Pulliam Burd > wrote:

> Me: ...and I can segregate your portion of the beef bourguignon to be
> just the beef with no seasonings. Okay?
>
> PITA: No, just seeing the beef bourguignon on the table will make me
> ill.
>
> Me: Here are my car keys, $20 and a map of the town with various
> restaurants noted.
>
> Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

See? This is why you are so much classier than I could ever be: You'd
give her your car keys and a map of the town. I'd give her $3 and a bus
schedule. . . .

--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ. . .
.. . . who has just learned I will be a great-grandaunt for the 8th
time come October. Woo-hoo!
http://web.me.com/barbschaller

"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> Terry Pulliam Burd > wrote:
>
>> Me: ...and I can segregate your portion of the beef bourguignon to be
>> just the beef with no seasonings. Okay?
>>
>> PITA: No, just seeing the beef bourguignon on the table will make me
>> ill.
>>
>> Me: Here are my car keys, $20 and a map of the town with various
>> restaurants noted.
>>
>> Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
>
> See? This is why you are so much classier than I could ever be: You'd
> give her your car keys and a map of the town. I'd give her $3 and a bus
> schedule. . . .
>
lmao!!

"Bobo Bonobo®" > wrote in message
...
> On Apr 5, 3:53 pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
>>. She wanted instant potatoes!
>> Lady, I'm getting really tired of your demands. You want instant
>> potatoes,
>> buy some and knock yourself out. You have free run of the kitchen, make
>> a
>> buttload of instant potatoes.
>
> I remember those from when I moved out on my own. I was 17, and I ate
> that stuff with jarred "gravy." It tasted a lot like the cardboard
> box it came in smelled. It was cheap calories. God, I've eaten some
> bad food.
>
>> We wound up broiling steaks - hers had to be well done
>
> I HAD posted:
> "Did you ask your brother why he'd married White trash?"
>
> Then I remembered it was girlfriend, not wife. You could ask him if
> he pland to marry the White trash.
>
> Maybe she does something unusual in the bedroom. Something that few
> other women would agree to do. Just a thought.


Dirty Sanchez?

A picky bitch like that would only last one round in the bedroom with me.
At my age I like food more than sex.

TFM®

jmcquown wrote:

<snipped for space>

> You'd think she was 3 rather than 63.

Heh. You can choose your friends, but not your relatives (and their
partners)...

I wouldn't have been so polite to her about it, lemme tell ya.

--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

Michael wrote:

> What is a "dirty sanchez"? Or do I really want to know...

It's when you use a poop-covered finger to draw a mustache on your partner's
upper lip.

Bob

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
>I consider myself to be a picky eater since I don't like raw vegetables and
>much prefer hot food. If I'm going to have a ham and cheese sandwich (for
>example) I want it served hot with melted cheese on toasted warm bread...
>the type of bread doesn't really matter. Just make it a hot sandwich,
>please
>
> My oldest brother left here this morning. He and his girlfriend came to
> pick up some furniture. The weather and other events conspired against us
> so they wound up staying here for a week. My brother will pretty much eat
> anything. His g/f is another story altogether. If she even *thinks*
> something has seasoning on it, she'll shun it. OMG, what's that green
> speck? If it has any hint of seasoning she wouldn't touch it. She won't
> eat fish or sea food, only dark meat chicken and well done beef or pork.
>
> I bent over backwards trying to accomodate her. I didn't dare sprinkle
> oregano or basil on the pizza I made (but she will eat pepperoni, and was
> snacking on braunschweiger on crackers, go figure). My brother told me
> not to tell her I'd put any cheese other than mozzarella on the pizza.
> And for gods sake don't buy that fresh mozz! If the cheese doesn't come
> shredded in a bag there will be hell to pay!
>
> I made breakfast one morning last week. I like to make omelets but
> apparently that's too exotic. Okay, scrambled eggs then. I said I could
> put some cheese in the scrambled eggs; Mom made them that way for us when
> we were kids. OH NO! Okay, I can make plain scrambled eggs. Or boiled
> eggs. She got in a snit because I mentioned cheese and eggs in the same
> sentence. Then she said she wanted hash browns. Hello, does this look
> like a restaurant? I didn't have any potatoes, I don't know how she
> expected me to make hash browns. I had tater tots in the freezer, those
> sufficed. She still refused to eat any eggs, she just had tater tots. My
> brother and I had eggs, bacon *and* tater tots. <G>
>
> I did manage to make a pot of chicken & dumplings with chicken leg
> quarters. She ate a couple of bowls of it without any complaints. I
> didn't tell her I'd added poultry seasoning to it. God forbid she knew it
> had sage, thyme and marjoram added to it. Not to mention I put some bay
> leaves in when I was boiling the chicken to make the broth.
>
> We were trying to come up with dinner ideas the other night. We'd already
> had chicken & noodles before the chicken and dumplings (she freaked out
> when she saw specks of green in the noodles... I'd added some of Penzey's
> Tuscan seasoning. OOOPS).
>
> Since we'd already eaten chicken a couple of times and I'm not really a
> fan of chicken I said how about some beef? She said, "I want those
> instant [mashed] potatoes." Okay, for that we'd need some gravy. How
> about swiss steak? My brother said "YUM!" She said, "I don't like swiss
> steak." Okay, meatloaf? No, she doesn't like meatloaf. Huh. Okay, how
> about pot roast with potatoes? She didn't want pot roast. She wanted
> instant potatoes! Lady, I'm getting really tired of your demands. You
> want instant potatoes, buy some and knock yourself out. You have free run
> of the kitchen, make a buttload of instant potatoes. We wound up broiling
> steaks - hers had to be well done - and I boiled new potatoes. But I
> didn't dare put anything like parsley or dill weed on them.
>
> Thank Bast they're on their way now to TX now. They'll be dropping off
> furniture in TN at my other brothers house on the way. Now I can cook
> whatever I want to without a fear of someone freaking out about green
> specks on their food You'd think she was 3 rather than 63.
>
> Jill

Time she gets dumped. TIAD.

On 2009-04-07, Bob Terwilliger > wrote:
> Michael wrote:
>
>> What is a "dirty sanchez"? Or do I really want to know...
>
> It's when you use a poop-covered finger to draw a mustache on your partner's
> upper lip.

Wrong. It's when a girl gets a rim of fecal matter around her lips from
giving head on a dick that's been previously engaged in anal sex.

This has always led me to wonder how in the Hell the makeup fashion trend of
outlining one's regular lipstick with a dark colored lipstick became all the
rage. Always reminded me of a dirty sanchez. Why would women think this is
something to emulate? Geee-rossss!

nb

On Apr 7, 5:33*pm, notbob > wrote:
> On 2009-04-07, Bob Terwilliger > wrote:
>
> > Michael wrote:
>
> >> What is a "dirty sanchez"? *Or do I really want to know...
>
> > It's when you use a poop-covered finger to draw a mustache on your partner's
> > upper lip.
>
> Wrong. *It's when a girl gets a rim of fecal matter around her lips from
> giving head on a dick that's been previously engaged in anal sex. *
>
> This has always led me to wonder how in the Hell the makeup fashion trend of
> outlining one's regular lipstick with a dark colored lipstick became all the
> rage. *Always reminded me of a dirty sanchez. *Why would women think this is
> something to emulate? *Geee-rossss!

Hahahaha! Reminds me of young men going around with their pants
hanging halfway down like they're in prison.
>
> nb

--Bryan

On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 18:33:25 -0400, "Kswck" >
wrote:

>
>"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
>> She wanted
>> instant potatoes! Lady, I'm getting really tired of your demands. You
>> want instant potatoes, buy some and knock yourself out. You have free run
>> of the kitchen, make a buttload of instant potatoes. We wound up broiling
>> steaks - hers had to be well done - and I boiled new potatoes. But I
>> didn't dare put anything like parsley or dill weed on them.
>>
>> Thank Bast they're on their way now to TX now. They'll be dropping off
>> furniture in TN at my other brothers house on the way. Now I can cook
>> whatever I want to without a fear of someone freaking out about green
>> specks on their food You'd think she was 3 rather than 63.
>>
>> Jill
>
>Time she gets dumped. TIAD.
>
Jill's brother isn't exactly the Catch of the Day. I think they
probably compliment each other, except his GF has traits better suited
to discuss on rfc.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:33:30 GMT, notbob > wrote:

>Wrong. It's when a girl gets a rim of fecal matter around her lips from
>giving head on a dick that's been previously engaged in anal sex.

How do you people *know* these things? I was happy thinking somebody
named Sanchez needed a bath.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

sf wrote:

>> Wrong. It's when a girl gets a rim of fecal matter around her lips from
>> giving head on a dick that's been previously engaged in anal sex.
>
> How do you people *know* these things? I was happy thinking somebody
> named Sanchez needed a bath.

You could have held on to that belief by skipping the thread, you know.

Bob

notbob wrote:

> Wrong. It's when a girl gets a rim of fecal matter around her lips from
> giving head on a dick that's been previously engaged in anal sex.
>
> This has always led me to wonder how in the Hell the makeup fashion trend of
> outlining one's regular lipstick with a dark colored lipstick became all the
> rage. Always reminded me of a dirty sanchez. Why would women think this is
> something to emulate? Geee-rossss!

Gosh! You don't know how long I've been wanting to know what this means.
I feel so hip now! :-)

>
> nb

On Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:21:47 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> fired up random neurons and synapses to
opine:

>In article >,
> Terry Pulliam Burd > wrote:
>
>> Me: ...and I can segregate your portion of the beef bourguignon to be
>> just the beef with no seasonings. Okay?
>>
>> PITA: No, just seeing the beef bourguignon on the table will make me
>> ill.
>>
>> Me: Here are my car keys, $20 and a map of the town with various
>> restaurants noted.
>>
>> Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
>
>See? This is why you are so much classier than I could ever be: You'd
>give her your car keys and a map of the town. I'd give her $3 and a bus
>schedule. . . .

No, no - I bow to your much better idea. She'd likely have not liked
the make or model of my car, found $20 to be ungenerous and offended
at the restaurants noted on the map. As usual, you are correct,
madam.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

--

"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

- Duncan Hines

To reply, replace "meatloaf" with "cox"

"Michael "Dog3"" > wrote in message
...
> TFM® >
> om: in
> rec.food.cooking
>
>> Dirty Sanchez?
>>
>> A picky bitch like that would only last one round in the bedroom with
>> me. At my age I like food more than sex.
>
> What is a "dirty sanchez"? Or do I really want to know...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez_(sexual_act)

TFM®

On 2009-04-07, sf > wrote:

> How do you people *know* these things?........

Rent the movie, The Aristocrats, a hilarious look at comedians telling each
other a really dirty joke:

"One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy
joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville."

All these terms are in it. A dirty sanchez, a rusty trombone, etc. Then
just google for definition. No big secret. Hell, most defs are from
wikipedia! BTW, the dirtiest version of the joke, by far, is related by
sweet lovable Bob Saget. Who knew?

nb

On Wed, 8 Apr 2009 07:47:20 -0400, TFM® wrote:

> "Michael "Dog3"" > wrote in message
> ...
>> TFM® >
>> om: in
>> rec.food.cooking
>>
>>> Dirty Sanchez?
>>>
>>> A picky bitch like that would only last one round in the bedroom with
>>> me. At my age I like food more than sex.
>>
>> What is a "dirty sanchez"? Or do I really want to know...
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez_(sexual_act)
>
> TFM®

apparently, there's even an ASCII art representation:

Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley

;{o For a quick and fast way to tell your friends about the dirty sanchez
without actually writing it. Very helpful in office or other professional
situations.

your pal,
blake

blake murphy wrote:

>
> Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley
>
> ;{o For a quick and fast way to tell your friends about the dirty sanchez
> without actually writing it. Very helpful in office or other professional
> situations.
>
> your pal,
> blake



Damn, I'm glad you clarified that, Blake. I would've been
sure it represented
the Frito Bandito!

:-(

gloria p
who just thinks the whole thread is TMI

On 08 Apr 2009 18:09:38 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:

> blake murphy >
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>> apparently, there's even an ASCII art representation:
>>
>> Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley
>>
>> ;{o For a quick and fast way to tell your friends about the dirty
>> sanchez without actually writing it. Very helpful in office or other
>> professional situations.
>
> You know as well as I do there is always one holier than thou office
> snitch that will know *exactly* what it means. They'll report you to
> the boss and then return to their desk and pray for your soul.
>
> Michael

every day i thank god that i no longer have to deal with *any* persons in
the office, holy or otherwise.

your indolent pal,
blake

"Becca" > wrote in message
...
> George Shirley wrote:
>> Maybe she has hidden attributes other than just being bitchy. My youngest
>> child decided at age eight that he was going to be a picky eater. "I
>> don't like that, I can't eat that, That's nasty." Just some of his
>> comments. After being told he could eat what was on the table or go
>> hungry he changed his mind. He's 45 yo now and will eat about anything,
>> including snake, rabbit, whatever. You just gotta get them young, at age
>> 63 the woman obviously is set in a rut she will never climb out of.
>
>
> Maybe her parents were bad cooks? I feel bad for him, having to deal with
> her limited variety of foods.
> If my children did not like something, I would tell them they were too
> young and this was "adult food"; when they grow up, they would like it.
> My older son will eat anything, the younger will eat almost anything, but
> he does not like meat with bones in it. Maybe that was my fault because I
> deboned their food. When the younger one was 12, I was cutting up his
> waffle, then I stopped myself. Hey, he is 12, he can cut up his own
> waffle. lol Oh yeah, he does not like mushrooms, either.
>
>
> Becca



Allegedly she grew up on a farm in Nebraska. So I suppose she had to eat
all manner of things she didn't like, probably right down to her pet chicken
or prized pig. Who knows? I don't see Nebraska (sorry for any posters from
NE out there!) as being a hotbed of really tasty food. But to have such a
paranoia about "green specks" (aka herbs) in anything... yeesh. It was
difficult to dumb things down to exclude even parsley.

My parents did the same thing you describe, telling me what they were
serving was "adult food". That made me all the more eager to at least try
it, because the notion I wasn't old enough to eat it made it interesting.
Got me started loving artichokes and asparagus early on

Jill

In article >,
"jmcquown" > wrote:

> > Maybe her parents were bad cooks? I feel bad for him, having to deal with
> > her limited variety of foods.
> > If my children did not like something, I would tell them they were too
> > young and this was "adult food"; when they grow up, they would like it.
> > My older son will eat anything, the younger will eat almost anything, but
> > he does not like meat with bones in it. Maybe that was my fault because I
> > deboned their food. When the younger one was 12, I was cutting up his
> > waffle, then I stopped myself. Hey, he is 12, he can cut up his own
> > waffle. lol Oh yeah, he does not like mushrooms, either.
> >
> >
> > Becca
>
>
>
> Allegedly she grew up on a farm in Nebraska. So I suppose she had to eat
> all manner of things she didn't like, probably right down to her pet chicken
> or prized pig. Who knows? I don't see Nebraska (sorry for any posters from
> NE out there!) as being a hotbed of really tasty food. But to have such a
> paranoia about "green specks" (aka herbs) in anything... yeesh. It was
> difficult to dumb things down to exclude even parsley.
>
> My parents did the same thing you describe, telling me what they were
> serving was "adult food". That made me all the more eager to at least try
> it, because the notion I wasn't old enough to eat it made it interesting.
> Got me started loving artichokes and asparagus early on
>
> Jill

Mm. My number one favorite veggie is Asparagus, and second in line is
Artichoke. :-)

I'm about due for an Artichoke fix. I had Asparagus over the weekend
since it was on sale.
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

"notbob" > wrote in message
...
> On 2009-04-07, sf > wrote:
>
>> How do you people *know* these things?........
>
> Rent the movie, The Aristocrats, a hilarious look at comedians telling
> each
> other a really dirty joke:
>
> "One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy
> joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville."
>
> All these terms are in it. A dirty sanchez, a rusty trombone, etc. Then
> just google for definition. No big secret. Hell, most defs are from
> wikipedia! BTW, the dirtiest version of the joke, by far, is related by
> sweet lovable Bob Saget. Who knew?
>
> nb

Downloading as I type. Thank you.

TFM®

On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:50:42 -0400, TFM® wrote:

> "notbob" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On 2009-04-07, sf > wrote:
>>
>>> How do you people *know* these things?........
>>
>> Rent the movie, The Aristocrats, a hilarious look at comedians telling
>> each
>> other a really dirty joke:
>>
>> "One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy
>> joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville."
>>
>> All these terms are in it. A dirty sanchez, a rusty trombone, etc. Then
>> just google for definition. No big secret. Hell, most defs are from
>> wikipedia! BTW, the dirtiest version of the joke, by far, is related by
>> sweet lovable Bob Saget. Who knew?
>>
>> nb
>
> Downloading as I type. Thank you.
>
> TFM®

i have no use for saget in general, but he's damned funny in the movie.

your pal,
blake