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Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from ASDA.
So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to take". |
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Jonathan Ross
On Apr 10, 10:01*am, Marty > wrote:
> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from ASDA. > > So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to take". Finally...a clean joke that's actually funny! |
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Jonathan Ross
Chemo the Clown wrote:
> On Apr 10, 10:01 am, Marty > wrote: >> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from ASDA. >> >> So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to take". > > Finally...a clean joke that's actually funny! For which news group? |
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Jonathan Ross
Marty wrote:
> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from ASDA. > > So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to take". Summary execution is the only remedy :-) Dave |
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Jonathan Ross
On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:49:55 +0100, Dave wrote:
> Marty wrote: >> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from ASDA. >> >> So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to take". > > Summary execution is the only remedy :-) Kill file is even better. -- The Wanderer Caffeine isn't addictive as long as you keep taking it. |
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Jonathan Ross
On 11/04/09 07:03, The Wanderer wrote:
> > Kill file is even better. The sooner everyone does that, the better. |
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Jonathan Ross
The Wanderer wrote:
> On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:49:55 +0100, Dave wrote: > >> Marty wrote: >>> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from ASDA. >>> >>> So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to take". >> Summary execution is the only remedy :-) > > > Kill file is even better. You want to let him whisk doing the same crime again after he has desicrated our TV screens again. He should have been sumerally sacked. Dave Sorry, no speek chucker insdtalled at the moment |
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Jonathan Ross
Dave wrote:
> The Wanderer wrote: >> On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:49:55 +0100, Dave wrote: >> >>> Marty wrote: >>>> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils >>>> from ASDA. >>>> >>>> So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to >>>> take". >>> Summary execution is the only remedy :-) >> >> >> Kill file is even better. > > You want to let him whisk doing the same crime again after he has > desicrated our TV screens again. He should have been sumerally sacked. > > Dave > > Sorry, no speek chucker insdtalled at the moment > The mystery is why anyone would give a boring bloke with a speech impediment a job in the first place |
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Jonathan Ross
"Stuart Noble" > wrote in message
m | Dave wrote: | > The Wanderer wrote: | >> On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:49:55 +0100, Dave wrote: | >> | >>> Marty wrote: | >>>> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen | >>>> utensils from ASDA. | >>>> | >>>> So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was | >>>> willing to take". | >>> Summary execution is the only remedy :-) | >> | >> | >> Kill file is even better. | > | > You want to let him whisk doing the same crime again after he has | > desicrated our TV screens again. He should have been sumerally | > sacked. | > | > Dave | > | > Sorry, no speek chucker insdtalled at the moment | > | | The mystery is why anyone would give a boring bloke with a speech | impediment a job in the first place It's because they wanted to take the **** out of him & now he's taking the **** out of us. |
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Jonathan Ross
Why the hell are you posting this rubbish in all these unrelated newsgroups.
And, who the hell cares about Jonathon Ross anyway, whoever he is? "Stuart Noble" > wrote in message m... > Dave wrote: >> The Wanderer wrote: >>> On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:49:55 +0100, Dave wrote: >>> >>>> Marty wrote: >>>>> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from >>>>> ASDA. >>>>> >>>>> So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to >>>>> take". >>>> Summary execution is the only remedy :-) >>> >>> >>> Kill file is even better. >> >> You want to let him whisk doing the same crime again after he has >> desicrated our TV screens again. He should have been sumerally sacked. >> >> Dave >> >> Sorry, no speek chucker insdtalled at the moment >> > > The mystery is why anyone would give a boring bloke with a speech > impediment a job in the first place |
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Jonathan Ross
Why the hell are you posting this rubbish in all these unrelated newsgroups.
And, who the hell cares about Jonathon Ross anyway, whoever he is? "Dave" > wrote in message ... > The Wanderer wrote: >> On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:49:55 +0100, Dave wrote: >> >>> Marty wrote: >>>> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from >>>> ASDA. >>>> >>>> So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to >>>> take". >>> Summary execution is the only remedy :-) >> >> >> Kill file is even better. > > You want to let him whisk doing the same crime again after he has > desicrated our TV screens again. He should have been sumerally sacked. > > Dave > > Sorry, no speek chucker insdtalled at the moment > |
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Jonathan Ross
"alan.holmes" > wrote in message ... > Why the hell are you posting this rubbish in all these unrelated > newsgroups. > > And, who the hell cares about Jonathon Ross anyway, whoever he is? > > "Dave" > wrote in message > ... >> The Wanderer wrote: >>> On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:49:55 +0100, Dave wrote: >>> >>>> Marty wrote: >>>>> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from At least he didn't top post. mark |
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Jonathan Ross
Marty wrote:
> Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop lifting kitchen utensils from ASDA. > > So far his only comment has been, "It was a whisk I was willing to take". > > Your middle name is sickpedia and I claim my 10 quid !! |
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