A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside, so
he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.

He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"

The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"

"Marty" > wrote in message
...
>A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>so
> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>
> He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
>
> The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
>
>

A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or aresole?"
asked the assistant.

"Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".

Apologies to Monty Python.

"Dave Wilson" > wrote in message
...
>
> A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or
> aresole?" asked the assistant.
>
> "Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".
>

That joke works so much better if you know how to spell aerosol

"Marty" > wrote in message
...
>A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>so
> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>

Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?

You must think they are stereotypically tight, sarcastic, dirty and fond of
sheep...

> He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
>
> The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
>
>

On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:37:27 +0100, "R. Mark Clayton"
> wrote:

>
>"Marty" > wrote in message
.. .
>>A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>>so
>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>>
>
>Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?

They are!????


>You must think they are stereotypically tight, sarcastic, dirty and fond of
>sheep...

Eh? Yorkshire folk aren't sarcastic.

On 11/04/09 21:37, R. Mark Clayton wrote:
> > wrote in message
> ...
>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>> so
>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>>
>
> Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?

Because he's a fsckwit. Please don't respond to his trolling.

On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:50:00 +0100, Mark McIntyre
> wrote:

>On 11/04/09 21:37, R. Mark Clayton wrote:
>> > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>>> so
>>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>>>
>>
>> Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?
>
>Because he's a fsckwit. Please don't respond to his trolling.

Trolling? You're clearly a miserable sod and don't like a good joke.

Dave Wilson wrote:
> "Marty" > wrote in message
> ...
>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly sore backside,
>> so
>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
>>
>> He says to the shopkeeper, "Ayup mate does tha sell any arse cream"
>>
>> The shopkeeper replies "Aye lad, what's tha want, Magnum or Cornetto?"
>>
>>
>
> A man walks in to a Norwegian chemist for some deodorant. "Ball or aresole?"
> asked the assistant.
>
> "Neither" replied the man, "it's for my armpits".
>
> Apologies to Monty Python.
>
Err... Not the Nine O'clock News...


Great Old Chestnuts of the World No. 8

The Swedish Chemists Shop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM

"Marty" > wrote in message

| On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:50:00 +0100, Mark McIntyre
| > wrote:
|
| >On 11/04/09 21:37, R. Mark Clayton wrote:
| >> > wrote in message
| >> ...
| >>> A man from Barnsley wakes up one morning with a particularly
| >>> sore backside, so
| >>> he decides to go to the chemist for some cream.
| >>>
| >>
| >> Why are Yorkshire folk always the butt of your jokes?
| >
| >Because he's a fsckwit. Please don't respond to his trolling.
|
| Trolling? You're clearly a miserable sod and don't like a good joke.

It's more like the 'jokes' are off questionable taste..