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"PeterL" > wrote in message 5...
|I said I'd give it till April.......... it still hasn't showed and I severely
| doubt it ever will.
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| I, for one, have lost complete faith in any newsgroup "secret santa"
| bullshit.
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|
| It seems that when some people get their 'secret santa' recipient, they
| decide that they won't bother to send anything based on who they 'get'.
|
|
| To those people (and there is probably more than one), I hope the blue bird
| of happiness that you think follows you around, turns into a ****ing angry
| emu and kicks the living ****ing shit out of your outhouse.

This is hilarious. Both Peter and Sheldon going off of their meds in the
same week. How could we have been so blessed?

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"pavane" > wrote in message
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>
> "PeterL" > wrote in message
> 5...
> |I said I'd give it till April.......... it still hasn't showed and I
> severely
> | doubt it ever will.
> |
> | I, for one, have lost complete faith in any newsgroup "secret santa"
> | bullshit.
> |
> |
> | It seems that when some people get their 'secret santa' recipient, they
> | decide that they won't bother to send anything based on who they 'get'.
> |
> |
> | To those people (and there is probably more than one), I hope the blue
> bird
> | of happiness that you think follows you around, turns into a ****ing
> angry
> | emu and kicks the living ****ing shit out of your outhouse.
>
> This is hilarious. Both Peter and Sheldon going off of their meds in the
> same week. How could we have been so blessed?
>


I'm trying to remember the last time I saw "Emu" and "outhouse in the same
sentence."


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pavane > wrote:

> This is hilarious. Both Peter and Sheldon going off of their meds in the
> same week. How could we have been so blessed?


Don't forget cyberslut.

-sw
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Sqwertz squirts:

> pavane > wrote:
>
> > This is hilarious. Both Peter and Sheldon going off of their meds in

the
> > same week. How could we have been so blessed?

>
> Don't forget cyberslut.



But you top them *all*, Steve, with your new "Bugs Bunny in drag" contortion
act...

<snicker>

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In article >,
"pavane" > wrote:

> "PeterL" > wrote in message
> 5...
> |I said I'd give it till April.......... it still hasn't showed and I
> |severely
> | doubt it ever will.
> |
> | I, for one, have lost complete faith in any newsgroup "secret santa"
> | bullshit.
> |
> |
> | It seems that when some people get their 'secret santa' recipient, they
> | decide that they won't bother to send anything based on who they 'get'.
> |
> |
> | To those people (and there is probably more than one), I hope the blue bird
> | of happiness that you think follows you around, turns into a ****ing angry
> | emu and kicks the living ****ing shit out of your outhouse.
>
> This is hilarious. Both Peter and Sheldon going off of their meds in the
> same week. How could we have been so blessed?
>
> pavane


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"Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
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> Sqwertz squirts:
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>> pavane > wrote:
>>
>> > This is hilarious. Both Peter and Sheldon going off of their meds in

> the
>> > same week. How could we have been so blessed?

>>
>> Don't forget cyberslut.

>
>
> But you top them *all*, Steve, with your new "Bugs Bunny in drag"
> contortion
> act...
>


Hey! I'm not off my meds, I'm naturally this whacked.


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>> But you top them *all*, Steve, with your new "Bugs Bunny in drag"
>> contortion
>> act...

>
> Hey! I'm not off my meds, I'm naturally this whacked.


Oh, isn't _this_ cute [awwwwww]

How many gays and *******s does it take to demoralize one
heterosexual?

Oh - wait folks! I have an OBFood from tonight! This pretty good
but I ate too much as I was cooking/making it to really enjoy the
finished product.

Asparagus, tomatoes, avocado, shrimp, bacon, with melted garlic
butter in the center and Girards Cesar Dressing around the outside.
Attached picture is probably too dark, but it's the thought that
counts.

-sw (posting through ABF)
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Michael "Dog3" wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' >
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> >> This is hilarious. Both Peter and Sheldon going off of their meds in
> >> the same week. How could we have been so blessed?
> >>
> >> pavane

> >
> > When the stars are aligned. . . .

>
> I didn't realize just how tilted people have been lately until today.

It's
> not just Lucas and Sheldon. Sqwertz has apparently fallen into a bottle

of
> scotch or something. Lots of posters are crankier than usual. Maybe it's
> just the Usenet full moon.



Ya know, I just rolled in from the corner gin mill, we were watching the
hockey playoffs, it was the Calgary FLAMES vs. the Chicawgo Blackhawks in
the Saddle Dome up in Calgary...

We think we "battle" in here but on those hockey arenas it's like GAWD...!!!
They pile on, get into fights, get *really* ****ed at each other...

The players are young attractive guys, they have to have these great bodies,
it's amazing to watch these big buff galoots galivanting around on the
ice...


> Michael <- in a pleasant mood and ahead of the gardening schedule
>



It's warming up, in the 80's in the Midwest this weekend, about time...


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On Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:29:13 -0500, "Gregory Morrow"
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>The players are young attractive guys, they have to have these great bodies,


Yeah, but they have no teeth.... oops, I think I said that to the
wrong guy. LOL

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"Michael "Dog3"" > wrote:

> I didn't realize just how tilted people have been lately until today. It's
> not just Lucas and Sheldon. Sqwertz has apparently fallen into a bottle of
> scotch or something. Lots of posters are crankier than usual. Maybe it's
> just the Usenet full moon.


I knoew for a fact that you received, and ignored, my emails while
Kili is sick. So stop trying to put the blame back on me, you
butt-ugly buy toy.

-sw


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On 23 Apr 2009 17:48:37 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\""
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>Sqwertz >
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>>
>> I knoew for a fact that you received, and ignored, my emails while
>> Kili is sick. So stop trying to put the blame back on me, you
>> butt-ugly buy toy.

>
>I know for a fact that I received no email from you. I don't blame you for
>anything. You are just another Usenet poster that is a liar. You're one of
>many. No need to get all defensive about it. No one cares but you.
>

Just a theory.

Maybe he emailed you when he shape shifted and doesn't remember.



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