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On 2009-05-04, Janet Bostwick > wrote:

> There are two kinds of tomato plants -- determinate and indeterminate --
> describes how they grow. Determinate grow to a height of about 3 feet.
> Indeterminate will grow until frost kills them. They grow in length and
> width. Mine grow to about 10 feet in height. I would think that you would
> want to get the determinate kind for growing in one of these planters.


How do we ....wait for it!.... determine which is more appropriate?

nb <snort>
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notbob wrote:
> On 2009-05-04, Janet Bostwick > wrote:
>
>> There are two kinds of tomato plants -- determinate and
>> indeterminate -- describes how they grow. Determinate grow to a
>> height of about 3 feet. Indeterminate will grow until frost kills
>> them. They grow in length and width. Mine grow to about 10 feet in
>> height. I would think that you would want to get the determinate
>> kind for growing in one of these planters.

>
> How do we ....wait for it!.... determine which is more appropriate?


Hee hee. Well, determinate tomatoes ripen at the same time, while
indeterminate tomatoes produce through the season. If you're going
to be canning them, determinate are better.

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"Michael "Dog3"" > wrote in message
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>>
>> Fully loaded with fruit they can weigh 50 pounds or so. You need to
>> use a very sturdy hook that screws into a very sturdy beam. I use 1
>> inch J hooks screwed into the bottom of the fascia board of the roof.
>> That has been plenty strong enough.

>
> You've done these plants then? What were the tomatoes like? Sounds like
> they had to be pretty good for you to go to trouble for it.


They require daily attention like any other plants. But trouble they are
not. You just put a seedling in the foam sleeve then load it up with
potting soil and start watering. You can choose an ideal spot to hang them
from. The roof works for me because it shades the plants during the hottest
part of the day. No snails is a big plus, too.

Paul


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"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
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> notbob wrote:
>> On 2009-05-04, Janet Bostwick > wrote:
>>
>>> There are two kinds of tomato plants -- determinate and
>>> indeterminate -- describes how they grow. Determinate grow to a
>>> height of about 3 feet. Indeterminate will grow until frost kills
>>> them. They grow in length and width. Mine grow to about 10 feet in
>>> height. I would think that you would want to get the determinate
>>> kind for growing in one of these planters.

>>
>> How do we ....wait for it!.... determine which is more appropriate?

>
> Hee hee. Well, determinate tomatoes ripen at the same time, while
> indeterminate tomatoes produce through the season. If you're going
> to be canning them, determinate are better.
>
> nancy


Snort! There's one in every crowd! You all are very lucky my husband
doesn't post to this group. He is an expert one-liner, play on words
person. No matter how I prepare and think about it, he always gets me with
a zinger. You're right about the determinate producing generally at the
same time. It isn't as though you get up one morning and bingo, they are
all there and all ripe. The season is more like green beans, you get
tomatoes for several, maybe more weeks. If you are going to grow
indeterminate in this kind of container, I would suggest pruning the plant
as it grows, otherwise you can have a tremendous weight and also the water
consumption will keep you standing on guard to keep it watered sufficiently.
Maybe prune out the leader as it gets to the length you want and then keep
track of the side shoots. The container may keep an indeterminate in check
growth wise, simply because of root space and food in the soil -- I don't
know. Check here to see what I mean. It's the pics entitled October
tomatoes. All tomatoes are indeterminate. Check out the cherry tomato
plant.
http://janetbostwick349.fotopic.net

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Janet Bostwick wrote:
> "Nancy Young" > wrote


>> notbob wrote:
>>> On 2009-05-04, Janet Bostwick > wrote:
>>>
>>>> There are two kinds of tomato plants -- determinate and
>>>> indeterminate -- describes how they grow. Determinate grow to a
>>>> height of about 3 feet. Indeterminate will grow until frost kills
>>>> them. They grow in length and width. Mine grow to about 10 feet
>>>> in height. I would think that you would want to get the
>>>> determinate kind for growing in one of these planters.
>>>
>>> How do we ....wait for it!.... determine which is more appropriate?

>>
>> Hee hee. Well, determinate tomatoes ripen at the same time, while
>> indeterminate tomatoes produce through the season. If you're going
>> to be canning them, determinate are better.


> Snort! There's one in every crowd! You all are very lucky my husband
> doesn't post to this group. He is an expert one-liner, play on words
> person. No matter how I prepare and think about it, he always gets
> me with a zinger.


You are right, we don't want his kind around here! (laughing)

> You're right about the determinate producing
> generally at the same time. It isn't as though you get up one
> morning and bingo, they are all there and all ripe.


Definitely not.

> The season is
> more like green beans, you get tomatoes for several, maybe more
> weeks. If you are going to grow indeterminate in this kind of
> container, I would suggest pruning the plant as it grows, otherwise
> you can have a tremendous weight and also the water consumption will
> keep you standing on guard to keep it watered sufficiently. Maybe
> prune out the leader as it gets to the length you want and then keep
> track of the side shoots.


That's a good idea.

> The container may keep an indeterminate in
> check growth wise, simply because of root space and food in the soil
> -- I don't know. Check here to see what I mean. It's the pics
> entitled October tomatoes. All tomatoes are indeterminate. Check
> out the cherry tomato plant.
> http://janetbostwick349.fotopic.net


Your tomato plants scared me! Heh. They are huge. Nice job.

You must have a guard on yours like I have keeping an eye on mine:

http://i40.tinypic.com/9rk1h0.jpg

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Paul M. Cook said...

>
> "Michael "Dog3"" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Paul M. Cook" > :
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>>
>>>
>>> Fully loaded with fruit they can weigh 50 pounds or so. You need to
>>> use a very sturdy hook that screws into a very sturdy beam. I use 1
>>> inch J hooks screwed into the bottom of the fascia board of the roof.
>>> That has been plenty strong enough.

>>
>> You've done these plants then? What were the tomatoes like? Sounds
>> like they had to be pretty good for you to go to trouble for it.

>
> They require daily attention like any other plants. But trouble they
> are not. You just put a seedling in the foam sleeve then load it up
> with potting soil and start watering. You can choose an ideal spot to
> hang them from. The roof works for me because it shades the plants
> during the hottest part of the day. No snails is a big plus, too.
>
> Paul



Paul,

I remember Mom teaching us how to dig holes to put pots of beer in next to
the tomato plants.

Gathered up my share of slugs! Chores, ya know?

The dangers of beer back then!

Best,

Andy
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"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
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> Janet Bostwick wrote:

snip
>
>> Snort! There's one in every crowd! You all are very lucky my husband
>> doesn't post to this group. He is an expert one-liner, play on words
>> person. No matter how I prepare and think about it, he always gets
>> me with a zinger.

>
> You are right, we don't want his kind around here! (laughing)
>
>> You're right about the determinate producing
>> generally at the same time. It isn't as though you get up one
>> morning and bingo, they are all there and all ripe.

>
> Definitely not.
>
>> The season is
>> more like green beans, you get tomatoes for several, maybe more
>> weeks. If you are going to grow indeterminate in this kind of
>> container, I would suggest pruning the plant as it grows, otherwise
>> you can have a tremendous weight and also the water consumption will
>> keep you standing on guard to keep it watered sufficiently. Maybe
>> prune out the leader as it gets to the length you want and then keep
>> track of the side shoots.

>
> That's a good idea.
>> The container may keep an indeterminate in
>> check growth wise, simply because of root space and food in the soil -- I
>> don't know. Check here to see what I mean. It's the pics
>> entitled October tomatoes. All tomatoes are indeterminate. Check
>> out the cherry tomato plant. http://janetbostwick349.fotopic.net

>
> Your tomato plants scared me! Heh. They are huge. Nice job.
>
> You must have a guard on yours like I have keeping an eye on mine:
> http://i40.tinypic.com/9rk1h0.jpg
>
> nancy


Nah -- I'd remember if I'd seen a guard like that around here. I think
they've got a couple larger ones like that downtown behind a tall fence 'o}
Mine does cat, squirrel and raccoon duty.
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"Janet Bostwick" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
> ...
>> notbob wrote:
>>> On 2009-05-04, Janet Bostwick > wrote:
>>>
>>>> There are two kinds of tomato plants -- determinate and
>>>> indeterminate -- describes how they grow. Determinate grow to a
>>>> height of about 3 feet. Indeterminate will grow until frost kills
>>>> them. They grow in length and width. Mine grow to about 10 feet in
>>>> height. I would think that you would want to get the determinate
>>>> kind for growing in one of these planters.
>>>
>>> How do we ....wait for it!.... determine which is more appropriate?

>>
>> Hee hee. Well, determinate tomatoes ripen at the same time, while
>> indeterminate tomatoes produce through the season. If you're going
>> to be canning them, determinate are better.
>>
>> nancy

>
> Snort! There's one in every crowd! You all are very lucky my husband
> doesn't post to this group. He is an expert one-liner, play on words
> person. No matter how I prepare and think about it, he always gets me
> with a zinger. You're right about the determinate producing generally at
> the same time. It isn't as though you get up one morning and bingo, they
> are all there and all ripe. The season is more like green beans, you get
> tomatoes for several, maybe more weeks. If you are going to grow
> indeterminate in this kind of container, I would suggest pruning the plant
> as it grows, otherwise you can have a tremendous weight and also the water
> consumption will keep you standing on guard to keep it watered
> sufficiently. Maybe prune out the leader as it gets to the length you want
> and then keep track of the side shoots. The container may keep an
> indeterminate in check growth wise, simply because of root space and food
> in the soil -- I don't know. Check here to see what I mean. It's the
> pics entitled October tomatoes. All tomatoes are indeterminate. Check
> out the cherry tomato plant.
> http://janetbostwick349.fotopic.net



That's what I'm talking about! W00T! That's what I'm used to seeing in
Tennessee. Forgive my ignorance, but in what geographical region are you
located? I don't want your tomatoes, I just want to know the climate.

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"Andy" > wrote

> I should've been a slug.


That one's too easy.

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"TFM®" > wrote in message
om...
>
>
> "Janet Bostwick" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> notbob wrote:
>>>> On 2009-05-04, Janet Bostwick > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> There are two kinds of tomato plants -- determinate and
>>>>> indeterminate -- describes how they grow. Determinate grow to a
>>>>> height of about 3 feet. Indeterminate will grow until frost kills
>>>>> them. They grow in length and width. Mine grow to about 10 feet in
>>>>> height. I would think that you would want to get the determinate
>>>>> kind for growing in one of these planters.
>>>>
>>>> How do we ....wait for it!.... determine which is more appropriate?
>>>
>>> Hee hee. Well, determinate tomatoes ripen at the same time, while
>>> indeterminate tomatoes produce through the season. If you're going
>>> to be canning them, determinate are better.
>>>
>>> nancy

>>
>> Snort! There's one in every crowd! You all are very lucky my husband
>> doesn't post to this group. He is an expert one-liner, play on words
>> person. No matter how I prepare and think about it, he always gets me
>> with a zinger. You're right about the determinate producing generally at
>> the same time. It isn't as though you get up one morning and bingo, they
>> are all there and all ripe. The season is more like green beans, you get
>> tomatoes for several, maybe more weeks. If you are going to grow
>> indeterminate in this kind of container, I would suggest pruning the
>> plant as it grows, otherwise you can have a tremendous weight and also
>> the water consumption will keep you standing on guard to keep it watered
>> sufficiently. Maybe prune out the leader as it gets to the length you
>> want and then keep track of the side shoots. The container may keep an
>> indeterminate in check growth wise, simply because of root space and food
>> in the soil -- I don't know. Check here to see what I mean. It's the
>> pics entitled October tomatoes. All tomatoes are indeterminate. Check
>> out the cherry tomato plant.
>> http://janetbostwick349.fotopic.net

>
>
> That's what I'm talking about! W00T! That's what I'm used to seeing in
> Tennessee. Forgive my ignorance, but in what geographical region are you
> located? I don't want your tomatoes, I just want to know the climate.
>
> TFM®

Idaho, right outside the desert at about 3300 feet. Hotter than blazes and
dry in the summer. Soaker hoses and mulch are what I use. It gets hot
enough during the summer that it is often difficult to avoid blossom drop.
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>
>
> "Andy" > wrote
>
>> I should've been a slug.

>
> That one's too easy.
>
> TFM®



Now I know why Kili died.

Because of you!

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> TFM® said...
>
>>
>>
>> "Andy" > wrote
>>
>>> I should've been a slug.

>>
>> That one's too easy.
>>
>> TFM®

>
>
> Now I know why Kili died.
>
> Because of you!



**** you Andy. I had a whole line of venom typed out but I deleted it.
You may suffer in your own misery.

Aloha,
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Andy said...

> TFM® said...
>
>>
>>
>> "Andy" > wrote
>>
>>> I should've been a slug.

>>
>> That one's too easy.
>>
>> TFM®

>
>
> Now I know why Kili died.
>
> Because of you!
>
> Andy



Tfm,

I'll add, she's better off dead.

You're a dreaful MF!!!!

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"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> Andy said...
>
>> TFM® said...
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>
>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>
>>> That one's too easy.
>>>
>>> TFM®

>>
>>
>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>
>> Because of you!
>>
>> Andy

>
>
> Tfm,
>
> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>
> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>
> Andy

Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.

Ass Hole.


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> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C01E1A8C2EDFCotD@

216.196.97.131...
>> Andy said...
>>
>>> TFM® said...
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>>
>>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>>
>>>> That one's too easy.
>>>>
>>>> TFM®
>>>
>>>
>>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>>
>>> Because of you!
>>>
>>> Andy

>>
>>
>> Tfm,
>>
>> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>>
>> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>>
>> Andy

> Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.
>
> Ass Hole.



Heh heh heh.

Nice try.

Drop dead.

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"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> Bubba said...
>
>>
>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C01E1A8C2EDFCotD@

> 216.196.97.131...
>>> Andy said...
>>>
>>>> TFM® said...
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>>>
>>>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>>>
>>>>> That one's too easy.
>>>>>
>>>>> TFM®
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>>>
>>>> Because of you!
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>>
>>> Tfm,
>>>
>>> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>>>
>>> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>>>
>>> Andy

>> Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.
>>
>> Ass Hole.

>
>
> Heh heh heh.
>
> Nice try.
>
> Drop dead.
>
> Andy


Really now, Andy, why are you living?

You obviously have no friends in REAL life, or else you wouldn't be posting
on usenet every hour of every day. You complain about EVERYTHING and you
hate everything else. What do you have to live for?


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"Bubba" > wrote in message ...
>
> "Andy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Bubba said...
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C01E1A8C2EDFCotD@

>> 216.196.97.131...
>>>> Andy said...
>>>>
>>>>> TFM® said...
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That one's too easy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TFM®
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>>>>
>>>>> Because of you!
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Tfm,
>>>>
>>>> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>>>>
>>>> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>> Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.
>>>
>>> Ass Hole.

>>
>>
>> Heh heh heh.
>>
>> Nice try.
>>
>> Drop dead.
>>
>> Andy

>
> Really now, Andy, why are you living?
>
> You obviously have no friends in REAL life, or else you wouldn't be
> posting on usenet every hour of every day. You complain about EVERYTHING
> and you hate everything else. What do you have to live for?



Leave him alone. He obviously thought you were me.

I have several sock puppets, but I haven't used any in a long time here.

Turn the other cheek.

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Bubba said...

>
> "Andy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Bubba said...
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C01E1A8C2EDFCotD@

>> 216.196.97.131...
>>>> Andy said...
>>>>
>>>>> TFM® said...
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That one's too easy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TFM®
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>>>>
>>>>> Because of you!
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Tfm,
>>>>
>>>> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>>>>
>>>> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>> Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.
>>>
>>> Ass Hole.

>>
>>
>> Heh heh heh.
>>
>> Nice try.
>>
>> Drop dead.
>>
>> Andy

>
> Really now, Andy, why are you living?
>
> You obviously have no friends in REAL life, or else you wouldn't be
> posting on usenet every hour of every day. You complain about
> EVERYTHING and you hate everything else. What do you have to live for?



WHAT A SHRIMP YOU ARE!

I don't see you having a world of fans. Poor boy.

LOLOL!!!

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TFM® said...

>
>
> "Bubba" > wrote in message ...
>>
>> "Andy" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Bubba said...
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C01E1A8C2EDFCotD@
>>> 216.196.97.131...
>>>>> Andy said...
>>>>>
>>>>>> TFM® said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That one's too easy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> TFM®
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Because of you!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Tfm,
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>>>>>
>>>>> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>> Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.
>>>>
>>>> Ass Hole.
>>>
>>>
>>> Heh heh heh.
>>>
>>> Nice try.
>>>
>>> Drop dead.
>>>
>>> Andy

>>
>> Really now, Andy, why are you living?
>>
>> You obviously have no friends in REAL life, or else you wouldn't be
>> posting on usenet every hour of every day. You complain about

EVERYTHING
>> and you hate everything else. What do you have to live for?

>
>
> Leave him alone. He obviously thought you were me.
>
> I have several sock puppets, but I haven't used any in a long time here.
>
> Turn the other cheek.
>
> TFM®



That's the most utterly ridiculous post I've ever read.

Kili would be so ashamed.

Andy
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"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> Bubba said...
>
>>
>> "Andy" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Bubba said...
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C01E1A8C2EDFCotD@
>>> 216.196.97.131...
>>>>> Andy said...
>>>>>
>>>>>> TFM® said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That one's too easy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> TFM®
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Because of you!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Tfm,
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>>>>>
>>>>> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>> Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.
>>>>
>>>> Ass Hole.
>>>
>>>
>>> Heh heh heh.
>>>
>>> Nice try.
>>>
>>> Drop dead.
>>>
>>> Andy

>>
>> Really now, Andy, why are you living?
>>
>> You obviously have no friends in REAL life, or else you wouldn't be
>> posting on usenet every hour of every day. You complain about
>> EVERYTHING and you hate everything else. What do you have to live for?

>
>
> WHAT A SHRIMP YOU ARE!
>
> I don't see you having a world of fans. Poor boy.
>
> LOLOL!!!
>
> Andy


Think about it, Andy. No, don't answer here, just think about it tonight
after you go to bed. Why are you living? You have gout, you don't have any
real life friends, you hate getting up in the morning. Your only life is
usenet, and you don't really know any of these people. The ones that you
met in real life don't post any more. Do you ever wonder why that is??????
They met your pathetic ass and decided to get on with real life. You effect
people that way.

Think, Andy, think. Lie awake tonight and think. What are you living for?




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Bubba said...

>
> "Andy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Bubba said...
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> Bubba said...
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C01E1A8C2EDFCotD@
>>>> 216.196.97.131...
>>>>>> Andy said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> TFM® said...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That one's too easy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> TFM®
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Because of you!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Tfm,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>> Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ass Hole.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Heh heh heh.
>>>>
>>>> Nice try.
>>>>
>>>> Drop dead.
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>> Really now, Andy, why are you living?
>>>
>>> You obviously have no friends in REAL life, or else you wouldn't be
>>> posting on usenet every hour of every day. You complain about
>>> EVERYTHING and you hate everything else. What do you have to live
>>> for?

>>
>>
>> WHAT A SHRIMP YOU ARE!
>>
>> I don't see you having a world of fans. Poor boy.
>>
>> LOLOL!!!
>>
>> Andy

>
> Think about it, Andy.


Nah.

You have a personality problem I can't begin to help you with.

Get parental and professional help!!!

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"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> TFM® said...
>
>>
>>
>> "Bubba" > wrote in message ...
>>>
>>> "Andy" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> Bubba said...
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C01E1A8C2EDFCotD@
>>>> 216.196.97.131...
>>>>>> Andy said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> TFM® said...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That one's too easy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> TFM®
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Because of you!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Tfm,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>> Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ass Hole.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Heh heh heh.
>>>>
>>>> Nice try.
>>>>
>>>> Drop dead.
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>> Really now, Andy, why are you living?
>>>
>>> You obviously have no friends in REAL life, or else you wouldn't be
>>> posting on usenet every hour of every day. You complain about

> EVERYTHING
>>> and you hate everything else. What do you have to live for?

>>
>>
>> Leave him alone. He obviously thought you were me.
>>
>> I have several sock puppets, but I haven't used any in a long time here.
>>
>> Turn the other cheek.
>>
>> TFM®

>
>
> That's the most utterly ridiculous post I've ever read.
>
> Kili would be so ashamed.



Of you, you ****ing dickweed.

How many times in the last 6 months have you seen me post from one of my
sock accounts?

I'll make it easy for you.

I am;

TFM®

Der Lichter

Cornholio

Rafe Hollister

Ignatz Queep

There, I've thrown it all to the wind. Like anybody didn't know anyway.

Get back on the meds and leave my wife out of the conversation.

TFM®





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"Bubba" > wrote in message ...
>
> "Andy" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Bubba said...
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> Bubba said...
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C01E1A8C2EDFCotD@
>>>> 216.196.97.131...
>>>>>> Andy said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> TFM® said...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That one's too easy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> TFM®
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Because of you!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Tfm,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>> Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ass Hole.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Heh heh heh.
>>>>
>>>> Nice try.
>>>>
>>>> Drop dead.
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>> Really now, Andy, why are you living?
>>>
>>> You obviously have no friends in REAL life, or else you wouldn't be
>>> posting on usenet every hour of every day. You complain about
>>> EVERYTHING and you hate everything else. What do you have to live for?

>>
>>
>> WHAT A SHRIMP YOU ARE!
>>
>> I don't see you having a world of fans. Poor boy.
>>
>> LOLOL!!!
>>
>> Andy

>
> Think about it, Andy. No, don't answer here, just think about it tonight
> after you go to bed. Why are you living? You have gout, you don't have
> any real life friends, you hate getting up in the morning. Your only life
> is usenet, and you don't really know any of these people. The ones that
> you met in real life don't post any more. Do you ever wonder why that
> is?????? They met your pathetic ass and decided to get on with real life.
> You effect people that way.
>
> Think, Andy, think. Lie awake tonight and think. What are you living
> for?
>


Bubba, I ain't ever met you, but I can tell already that I like the way you
think.

Andy thinks you're me BTW. He ain't got enough sense to read headers.

TFM®

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"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> Bubba said...
>
>>
>> "Andy" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Bubba said...
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Andy" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> Bubba said...
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C01E1A8C2EDFCotD@
>>>>> 216.196.97.131...
>>>>>>> Andy said...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> TFM® said...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Andy" > wrote
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I should've been a slug.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That one's too easy.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> TFM®
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Now I know why Kili died.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Because of you!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Tfm,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll add, she's better off dead.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're a dreaful MF!!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>> Actually, Andy, the world would be much better off if YOU were dead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ass Hole.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Heh heh heh.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nice try.
>>>>>
>>>>> Drop dead.
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>>
>>>> Really now, Andy, why are you living?
>>>>
>>>> You obviously have no friends in REAL life, or else you wouldn't be
>>>> posting on usenet every hour of every day. You complain about
>>>> EVERYTHING and you hate everything else. What do you have to live
>>>> for?
>>>
>>>
>>> WHAT A SHRIMP YOU ARE!
>>>
>>> I don't see you having a world of fans. Poor boy.
>>>
>>> LOLOL!!!
>>>
>>> Andy

>>
>> Think about it, Andy.

>
> Nah.
>
> You have a personality problem I can't begin to help you with.



Now wouldn't it just be hilarious if I were delusional and was sending
messages as "Bubba"?

That would make for some formulaic sci-fi type stuff.

At any rate, any idiot can see that while I may be a "bubba", I ain't
"Bubba".

Read the headers, you ****ing nimrod!
I'd killfile you, but then I'd have to redo my computer. Everytime I do
something I think is permanent, something else takes a crap on me.

I suppose it's up to you to killfile me. As it is, I'll keep responding.

TFM®

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"Janet Bostwick" > wrote

>> That's what I'm talking about! W00T! That's what I'm used to seeing in
>> Tennessee. Forgive my ignorance, but in what geographical region are you
>> located? I don't want your tomatoes, I just want to know the climate.
>>
>> TFM®

> Idaho, right outside the desert at about 3300 feet. Hotter than blazes
> and dry in the summer. Soaker hoses and mulch are what I use. It gets
> hot enough during the summer that it is often difficult to avoid blossom
> drop.
> Janet
>


I'm at 82 feet above sea level here. It's hotter than hell right now and
dry as a bone. I have a determinate and an indeterminate plant, both in
pots, both get water every day.

Summer lasts a LOONG time here. I may have to move the eternally growing
one closer to the house and let it climb over.
Muhdear says that they'll root to the ground in the pots I have them in if I
don't move them. Perhaps I should get it close now...

I'll take pictures. I'm pretty sure we're safe from frost at this point.
<G>

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On 2009-05-05, TFM® > wrote:

> I suppose it's up to you to killfile me. As it is, I'll keep responding.


I wanna read yer stuff TFM, but if your not gonna trim 80+ lines of useless
crap, I won't bother. C'mon..... you know better.

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"TFM®" > wrote in message
om...
>
>
> "Janet Bostwick" > wrote
>
>>> That's what I'm talking about! W00T! That's what I'm used to seeing in
>>> Tennessee. Forgive my ignorance, but in what geographical region are
>>> you located? I don't want your tomatoes, I just want to know the
>>> climate.
>>>
>>> TFM®

>> Idaho, right outside the desert at about 3300 feet. Hotter than blazes
>> and dry in the summer. Soaker hoses and mulch are what I use. It gets
>> hot enough during the summer that it is often difficult to avoid blossom
>> drop.
>> Janet
>>

>
> I'm at 82 feet above sea level here. It's hotter than hell right now and
> dry as a bone. I have a determinate and an indeterminate plant, both in
> pots, both get water every day.
>
> Summer lasts a LOONG time here. I may have to move the eternally growing
> one closer to the house and let it climb over.
> Muhdear says that they'll root to the ground in the pots I have them in if
> I don't move them. Perhaps I should get it close now...
>
> I'll take pictures. I'm pretty sure we're safe from frost at this point.
> <G>
>
> TFM® - Floridiot

Let me know how you do. Due to your climate, you will have totally
different issues than I do. I do find that when I grow anything in pots
here that I have to shelter the pots (container) from the direct sunlight to
keep the soil cooler. I have to avoid dark colored pots as well. I try to
group pots together in a small pot garden to keep the pot soil cooler,
otherwise I get tremendous afternoon wilt.
Janet


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TFM® said...

> I am;
>
> TFM®
>
> Der Lichter
>
> Cornholio
>
> Rafe Hollister
>
> Ignatz Queep
>
> There, I've thrown it all to the wind. Like anybody didn't know anyway.
>
> TFM®



You forgot Nazi.

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On Mon, 04 May 2009 09:48:28 -0500, Andy wrote:

> blake murphy said...
>
>> On Sun, 03 May 2009 15:41:29 -0500, Andy wrote:
>>>
>>> Funny thing about chia pets...
>>>
>>> In Oakland, one of our across the alley neighbors (our picture window
>>> looked into their back door). Well one day they planted a chia pet guy
>>> (Mr. Clean to begin with? on their backdoor porch railing facing us.
>>> We watched it grow and eventually said hello to them and then began
>>> across- the-alley conversations with them.
>>>
>>> We became best friends. One of whom I share the same birthday with and
>>> more than 30 years later are still fast friends!
>>>
>>> Cha-Cha-Cha Chia! ))
>>>
>>> Best,
>>>
>>> Andy

>>
>> yeah, i can see a real meeting of the minds developing there...
>>
>> blake

>
> Doubtful!


hey andy, your magic plonker doesn't seem to be working...

blakle
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On Mon, 4 May 2009 21:38:36 -0400, TFM® wrote:

> "Andy" > wrote
>
>> I should've been a slug.

>
> That one's too easy.
>
> TFM®


it's sad when a man can't even live up to his smallest aspiration.

your pal,
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On Tue, 5 May 2009 21:04:05 GMT, "l, not -l" > wrote:

>For those who were never exposed, I found a very fitting (food-related)
>snippet from Andy's Gang at:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9pPFCjRPvM


Andy Devine was actually associated with an evil frog? OMG! I
thought his sidekick was Nellybell.

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On Tue, 05 May 2009 21:57:34 -0700, sf > wrote:

>On Tue, 5 May 2009 21:04:05 GMT, "l, not -l" > wrote:
>
>>For those who were never exposed, I found a very fitting (food-related)
>>snippet from Andy's Gang at:
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9pPFCjRPvM

>
>Andy Devine was actually associated with an evil frog? OMG! I
>thought his sidekick was Nellybell.



the frog was actually the diet goblin
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In article >,
notbob > wrote:

> On 2009-05-04, Janet Bostwick > wrote:
>
> > There are two kinds of tomato plants -- determinate and indeterminate --
> > describes how they grow. Determinate grow to a height of about 3 feet.
> > Indeterminate will grow until frost kills them. They grow in length and
> > width. Mine grow to about 10 feet in height. I would think that you would
> > want to get the determinate kind for growing in one of these planters.

>
> How do we ....wait for it!.... determine which is more appropriate?


The other big factor is that determinate tend to produce their fruit all
at once, and then they are done. That's great for canning, but not if
you want a few each week for salads and sandwiches. Indeterminate not
only keep growing, but they keep setting fruit until frost or you dig
them up.

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"Kajikit" > wrote in message
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> On Sun, 03 May 2009 15:07:21 -0500, Andy > wrote:
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>>
>>I thought I'd seen everything until now.
>>
>>This contraption hangs from a porch beam and a tomato plant grows down!
>>You
>>water it from above.
>>
>>If you act now you can get another topsy turvy planter free, just pay
>>processing and shipping.
>>
>>Who in their right mind would plant tomatoes upside down with
>>significantly
>>less than 360° of sunlight???
>>
>>Am I on candid camera? Again??
>>
>>I KNOW it's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money but this is
>>ridiculous.
>>

> Maybe people who don't have a nice sunny garden bed available to plant
> conventional tomatoes in?


Like apartment dwellers like me?


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