It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. I found it
slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. We cut it up and
served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
Missouri). Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the wedding/
reception was just beautiful. I got to keep the cool hat and apron.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1

I'd like to say that the apron makes me look fat, but it isn't the
apron

--Bryan
Visit Bobo Bonobo's Mortuary and Sausage Emporium
On the web @ http://MySpace.com/BoboBonobo

"Food Snob®" > wrote in message
...
> It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
> it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. I found it
> slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. We cut it up and
> served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
> Missouri). Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the wedding/
> reception was just beautiful. I got to keep the cool hat and apron.
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1
>
> I'd like to say that the apron makes me look fat, but it isn't the
> apron


The apron makes you appear very short *and* fat. Like a ****ing imp.

If I were you I would refrain from posting any personal pictures on the web.
You could easily be interpreted as a troll with your diminutive stature.

After seeing those pics, the big mouth is easily explained. (Little Man
Syndrome)

Nice looking hog btw,
TFM®

On May 3, 6:41*pm, TFM® > wrote:
> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
> > it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. *I found it
> > slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. *We cut it up and
> > served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
> > Missouri). *Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the wedding/
> > reception was just beautiful. *I got to keep the cool hat and apron.
>
> >http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1
>
> > I'd like to say that the apron makes me look fat, but it isn't the
> > apron
>
> The apron makes you appear very short *and* fat. *Like a ****ing imp.

I am pretty short, about 5'7", and I appear even shorter next to the
tall couple I was working with.
>
> If I were you I would refrain from posting any personal pictures on the web.
> You could easily be interpreted as a troll with your diminutive stature.
>
> After seeing those pics, the big mouth is easily explained. (Little Man
> Syndrome)

But I thought that you liked short guys. Easier to rape, and maybe
their assholes are tighter. Oh, but that's right, you prefer to rape
guys in the mouth.

Still, glass houses. Your mugshot on the rfc site makes you look like
a dumb hick.
I mean, a straight guy with a moustache and no beard?
>
> Nice looking hog btw,
> TFM®

--Bryan http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1

On Sun, 3 May 2009 17:18:18 -0700 (PDT), Food Snob®
> wrote:

>I am pretty short, about 5'7", and I appear even shorter next to the
>tall couple I was working with.

FWIW, I thought the hog pictures were great! I missed your OP - was
it a special occasion?

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

"Food Snob®" > wrote in message
...
> On May 3, 6:41 pm, TFM® > wrote:
>> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>>
>> ...
>>
>> > It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
>> > it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. I found it
>> > slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. We cut it up and
>> > served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
>> > Missouri). Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the wedding/
>> > reception was just beautiful. I got to keep the cool hat and apron.
>>
>> >http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1
>>
>> > I'd like to say that the apron makes me look fat, but it isn't the
>> > apron
>>
>> The apron makes you appear very short *and* fat. Like a ****ing imp.
>
> I am pretty short, about 5'7", and I appear even shorter next to the
> tall couple I was working with.
>>
>> If I were you I would refrain from posting any personal pictures on the
>> web.
>> You could easily be interpreted as a troll with your diminutive stature.
>>
>> After seeing those pics, the big mouth is easily explained. (Little Man
>> Syndrome)
>
> But I thought that you liked short guys. Easier to rape, and maybe
> their assholes are tighter. Oh, but that's right, you prefer to rape
> guys in the mouth.
>
> Still, glass houses. Your mugshot on the rfc site makes you look like
> a dumb hick.
> I mean, a straight guy with a moustache and no beard?


Do I look too much like a cop for you?

TFM®

"Food Snob®" > wrote

> But I thought that you liked short guys. Easier to rape, and maybe
> their assholes are tighter. Oh, but that's right, you prefer to rape
> guys in the mouth.


Are you coming on to me?

TFM®

On May 3, 7:29*pm, sf > wrote:
> On Sun, 3 May 2009 17:18:18 -0700 (PDT), Food Snob®
>
> > wrote:
> >I am pretty short, about 5'7", and I appear even shorter next to the
> >tall couple I was working with.
>
> FWIW, I thought the hog pictures were great! *I missed your OP - was
> it a special occasion?

My nephew's wedding.
>
--Bryan http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1

On May 3, 7:30*pm, TFM® > wrote:
> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
> > On May 3, 6:41 pm, TFM® > wrote:
> >> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>
> ....
>
> >> > It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
> >> > it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. I found it
> >> > slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. We cut it up and
> >> > served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
> >> > Missouri). Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the wedding/
> >> > reception was just beautiful. I got to keep the cool hat and apron.
>
> >> >http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1
>
> >> > I'd like to say that the apron makes me look fat, but it isn't the
> >> > apron
>
> >> The apron makes you appear very short *and* fat. Like a ****ing imp.
>
> > I am pretty short, about 5'7", and I appear even shorter next to the
> > tall couple I was working with.
>
> >> If I were you I would refrain from posting any personal pictures on the
> >> web.
> >> You could easily be interpreted as a troll with your diminutive stature.
>
> >> After seeing those pics, the big mouth is easily explained. (Little Man
> >> Syndrome)
>
> > But I thought that you liked short guys. *Easier to rape, and maybe
> > their assholes are tighter. *Oh, but that's right, you prefer to rape
> > guys in the mouth.
>
> > Still, glass houses. *Your mugshot on the rfc site makes you look like
> > a dumb hick.
> > I mean, a straight guy with a moustache and no beard?
>
> Do I look too much like a cop for you?

Well, if you are a cop or a non-commisioned officer in the military,
then you get a pass for the moustache w/o beard look. I don't mind
cops. The guy next door is a cop, and he's a nice guy and a very good
father to his children, and considering that *I'm* not a criminal, I
have nothing to fear from cops.
>
> TFM®

--Bryan http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1

On May 3, 7:32*pm, TFM® > wrote:
> "Food Snob®" > wrote
>
> > But I thought that you liked short guys. *Easier to rape, and maybe
> > their assholes are tighter. *Oh, but that's right, you prefer to rape
> > guys in the mouth.
>
> Are you coming on to me?

You had mentioned that you wanted to orally rape me.
>
> TFM®

--Bryan http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1

"Food Snob®" > wrote in message
...
> On May 3, 7:30 pm, TFM® > wrote:
>> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>>
>> ...
>>
>>
>>
>> > On May 3, 6:41 pm, TFM® > wrote:
>> >> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>>
>> ...
>>
>> >> > It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
>> >> > it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. I found it
>> >> > slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. We cut it up
>> >> > and
>> >> > served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
>> >> > Missouri). Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the
>> >> > wedding/
>> >> > reception was just beautiful. I got to keep the cool hat and apron.
>>
>> >> >http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1
>>
>> >> > I'd like to say that the apron makes me look fat, but it isn't the
>> >> > apron
>>
>> >> The apron makes you appear very short *and* fat. Like a ****ing imp.
>>
>> > I am pretty short, about 5'7", and I appear even shorter next to the
>> > tall couple I was working with.
>>
>> >> If I were you I would refrain from posting any personal pictures on
>> >> the
>> >> web.
>> >> You could easily be interpreted as a troll with your diminutive
>> >> stature.
>>
>> >> After seeing those pics, the big mouth is easily explained. (Little
>> >> Man
>> >> Syndrome)
>>
>> > But I thought that you liked short guys. Easier to rape, and maybe
>> > their assholes are tighter. Oh, but that's right, you prefer to rape
>> > guys in the mouth.
>>
>> > Still, glass houses. Your mugshot on the rfc site makes you look like
>> > a dumb hick.
>> > I mean, a straight guy with a moustache and no beard?
>>
>> Do I look too much like a cop for you?
>
> Well, if you are a cop or a non-commisioned officer in the military,
> then you get a pass for the moustache w/o beard look. I don't mind
> cops. The guy next door is a cop, and he's a nice guy and a very good
> father to his children, and considering that *I'm* not a criminal, I
> have nothing to fear from cops.


No free pass for me then. I'm neither.

I shave every two weeks whether I need it or not. That picture was taken on
a day I'd shaved. I'd say that's a 1 in 14 chance.

I've had my mustache since I can remember. I look like Doogie Howser when I
shave it, therefore it stays.

On the rare occasion I get a decent haircut and shave, my friends all tell
me I look like a cop.
I tell them that's not a bad look. Better than looking like a meth head.
(not at all implying that you look that way)

So you're short and fat and I look like a queer or a cop. Truce?
I'm fat too. That picture was my thinnest in a dozen years. I weighed 165
then. I weigh in at 205 now.
Christy was still on Maui then. Had to be summer 2004.

TFM®

On May 3, 7:58*pm, TFM® > wrote:
> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
> > On May 3, 7:30 pm, TFM® > wrote:
> >> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>
> ....
>
> >> > On May 3, 6:41 pm, TFM® > wrote:
> >> >> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>
> >> ...
>
> >> >> > It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
> >> >> > it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. I found it
> >> >> > slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. We cut it up
> >> >> > and
> >> >> > served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
> >> >> > Missouri). Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the
> >> >> > wedding/
> >> >> > reception was just beautiful. I got to keep the cool hat and apron.

TFM® > wrote in
om:

>
>
> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
> ...
>> It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
>> it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. I found it
>> slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. We cut it up and
>> served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
>> Missouri). Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the wedding/
>> reception was just beautiful. I got to keep the cool hat and apron.
>>
>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1
>>
>> I'd like to say that the apron makes me look fat, but it isn't the
>> apron
>
>
> The apron makes you appear very short *and* fat. Like a ****ing imp.
>
> If I were you I would refrain from posting any personal pictures on the
> web. You could easily be interpreted as a troll with your diminutive
> stature.
>
> After seeing those pics, the big mouth is easily explained. (Little Man
> Syndrome)



ROFLMAO!!!!!

And that shirt screams "HALLOOOOO THAILOR!!!"




>
> Nice looking hog btw,



Except for the first shot.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

Killfile all Google Groups posters.........

http://improve-usenet.org/

http://improve-usenet.org/filters_bg.html

"PeterL" > wrote in message
. 25...
> TFM® > wrote in
> om:
>
>>
>>
>> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
>>> it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. I found it
>>> slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. We cut it up and
>>> served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
>>> Missouri). Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the wedding/
>>> reception was just beautiful. I got to keep the cool hat and apron.
>>>
>>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1
>>>
>>> I'd like to say that the apron makes me look fat, but it isn't the
>>> apron
>>
>>
>> The apron makes you appear very short *and* fat. Like a ****ing imp.
>>
>> If I were you I would refrain from posting any personal pictures on the
>> web. You could easily be interpreted as a troll with your diminutive
>> stature.
>>
>> After seeing those pics, the big mouth is easily explained. (Little Man
>> Syndrome)
>
>
>
> ROFLMAO!!!!!
>
> And that shirt screams "HALLOOOOO THAILOR!!!"
>

That was funny!

"Food Snob®" > wrote in message
...
On May 3, 7:30 pm, TFM® > wrote:
> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
> > On May 3, 6:41 pm, TFM® > wrote:
> >> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> >> > It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
> >> > it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. I found it
> >> > slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. We cut it up and
> >> > served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
> >> > Missouri). Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the
> >> > wedding/
> >> > reception was just beautiful. I got to keep the cool hat and apron.
>
> >> >http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1
>
> >> > I'd like to say that the apron makes me look fat, but it isn't the
> >> > apron
>
> >> The apron makes you appear very short *and* fat. Like a ****ing imp.
>
> > I am pretty short, about 5'7", and I appear even shorter next to the
> > tall couple I was working with.
>
> >> If I were you I would refrain from posting any personal pictures on the
> >> web.
> >> You could easily be interpreted as a troll with your diminutive
> >> stature.
>
> >> After seeing those pics, the big mouth is easily explained. (Little Man
> >> Syndrome)
>
> > But I thought that you liked short guys. Easier to rape, and maybe
> > their assholes are tighter. Oh, but that's right, you prefer to rape
> > guys in the mouth.
>
> > Still, glass houses. Your mugshot on the rfc site makes you look like
> > a dumb hick.
> > I mean, a straight guy with a moustache and no beard?
>
>> Do I look too much like a cop for you?

>Well, if you are a cop or a non-commisioned officer in the military,
>then you get a pass for the moustache w/o beard look. I don't mind
>cops. The guy next door is a cop, and he's a nice guy and a very good
>father to his children, and considering that *I'm* not a criminal, I
>have nothing to fear from cops.
>
>> TFM®

>--Bryan http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1

All I can say is, if it were a felony to be an asshole, both of you
mother****ers would be doing life without parole.

On May 3, 11:06*pm, "cybercat" > wrote:
> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>
> ...
> On May 3, 7:30 pm, TFM® > wrote:
>.
>
> >> TFM®
> >--Bryan *http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1
>
> All I can say is, if it were a felony to be an asshole, both of you
> mother****ers would be doing life without parole.

Um, you're not one of the nice ones here either.

--Bryan http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1

On May 3, 10:29*pm, "Paco" > wrote:
> "PeterL" > wrote in message
>
>
> > ROFLMAO!!!!!
>
> > And that shirt screams "HALLOOOOO THAILOR!!!"
>
> That was funny!

Sure, if you like humor that suggests that *** men are inferior to
straight men.
Otherwise the joke doesn't work at all.

--Bryan http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1

On Mon, 4 May 2009 02:45:48 +0000 (UTC), PeterL wrote:

> TFM® > wrote in
> om:
>
>>
>> "Food Snob®" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> It was only about a 200 hundred pounder, and the pros who had smoked
>>> it and helped cut it up said that it was unusually lean. I found it
>>> slightly over-brined, but it was wonderfully tender. We cut it up and
>>> served some plain, and some mixed with Maull's BBQ Sauce (this is
>>> Missouri). Got some cool pix though (see link below), and the wedding/
>>> reception was just beautiful. I got to keep the cool hat and apron.
>>>
>>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1
>>>
>>> I'd like to say that the apron makes me look fat, but it isn't the
>>> apron
>>
>> The apron makes you appear very short *and* fat. Like a ****ing imp.
>>
>> If I were you I would refrain from posting any personal pictures on the
>> web. You could easily be interpreted as a troll with your diminutive
>> stature.
>>
>> After seeing those pics, the big mouth is easily explained. (Little Man
>> Syndrome)
>
> ROFLMAO!!!!!
>
> And that shirt screams "HALLOOOOO THAILOR!!!"
>

y'all are real cosmopolitan down there in australia.

i wouldn't say that the pastel green t-shirt and pink hot pants in your
mugshot do a whole lot for you on the he-man front, either.

blake

"Food Snob®" > wrote in message
...
> On May 3, 10:29 pm, "Paco" > wrote:
>> "PeterL" > wrote in message
>>
>>
>> > ROFLMAO!!!!!
>>
>> > And that shirt screams "HALLOOOOO THAILOR!!!"
>>
>> That was funny!
>
> Sure, if you like humor that suggests that *** men are inferior to
> straight men.
> Otherwise the joke doesn't work at all.
>
> --Bryan http://www.flickr.com/photos/15522299@N08/?saved=1

I'm sorry, Bobo. I didn't think you would take it so personal. Tell ya
what; to make up for my inconsideration, I'll post a recipe using Hellman's
mayonnaise, just so you can belittle it.