Can't eat pork,
Swine flu...


Can't eat chicken,
Bird flu.


Can't eat Beef,
Mad cow....



Can't eat eggs,
Salmonella.


Can't eat fish,
Heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can't eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides.





Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!




M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M

I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!


Remember - - - 'STRESSED'
spelled backwards! is
'DESSERTS'

Dimitri

On May 9, 12:29*pm, "Dimitri" > wrote:
> Can't eat pork,
> Swine flu...
>
> Can't eat chicken,
> Bird flu.
>
> Can't eat Beef,
> Mad cow....
>
> Can't eat eggs,
> Salmonella.
>
> Can't eat fish,
> Heavy metal poisons in their waters.
>
> Can't eat fruits and veggies,
> insecticides and herbicides.
>
> Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
>
> I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
>
> Remember - - - 'STRESSED'
> spelled backwards! is
> 'DESSERTS'
>
> Dimitri

I think I still have a butter tart stashed away somewhere. STRESSED
here I come!

John Kane Kingston ON Canada

"Dimitri" > wrote in news:c8iNl.6848$Lr6.1738
@flpi143.ffdc.sbc.com:

> Can't eat pork,
> Swine flu...

Except that swine flu has nothing to do with eating pork....

"elaich" > wrote in message ...
> "Dimitri" > wrote in news:c8iNl.6848$Lr6.1738
> @flpi143.ffdc.sbc.com:
>
>> Can't eat pork,
>> Swine flu...
>
> Except that swine flu has nothing to do with eating pork....

Unless you like chocolate better. Then it's bad to eat pork.

:-)

Dimitri

"Dimitri" > wrote in message
...
> Can't eat pork, Swine flu...
>
>
> Remember - - - 'STRESSED' spelled backwards! is 'DESSERTS'
> Dimitri
>
>
Tofu??

Ed

"Dimitri" > wrote in message
...
> Can't eat pork, Swine flu...

Well yes, you can. The flue is not passed this way.

>
> Can't eat chicken,
> Bird flu.
>
> Can't eat Beef, Mad cow....
>
>
> Can't eat eggs, Salmonella.
>
> Can't eat fish, Heavy metal poisons in their waters.
> Can't eat fruits and veggies, insecticides and herbicides.

For me it is the cost. I got 1 pound of bacon at the market for my salad
for 1.99 - I got 3 bunches of scallions for 1.29 each - $3.87. I am
guessing they weighted about 6 ounces total.

Paul

On Sat, 9 May 2009 10:30:11 -0700 in rec.food.cooking, "Paul M. Cook"
> wrote,
>For me it is the cost. I got 1 pound of bacon at the market for my salad
>for 1.99 - I got 3 bunches of scallions for 1.29 each - $3.87. I am
>guessing they weighted about 6 ounces total.

You wuz robbed. Green onions 5 bunches for $1 at the Supermercado
this week.

On May 9, 11:29*am, "Dimitri" > wrote:
> Can't eat pork,
> Swine flu...
>
> Can't eat chicken,
> Bird flu.
>
> Can't eat Beef,
> Mad cow....
>
> Can't eat eggs,
> Salmonella.
>
> Can't eat fish,
> Heavy metal poisons in their waters.
>
> Can't eat fruits and veggies,
> insecticides and herbicides.
>
> Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
> M
>
> I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
>
> Remember - - - 'STRESSED'
> spelled backwards! is
> 'DESSERTS'
>
> Dimitri

I'm sure you know you're nuts for thinking you can't eat some of the
above - but I like what you're left with ;-)

N.