"Arri London" > wrote in message
...
>
> Earlier in the week asked the Maternal Unit if she wanted to go out for
> a meal or have me cook on Sunday. She opted for the home cooking cos she
> thought it might get too crowded to have a nice meal anywhere I could
> afford :P When asked what she wanted, the answer was 'ribs' (on the
> grill), of which we have two slabs in the freezer. However, I'd earlier
> put them on top of the freezer shelf, correctly guessing that's what
> she'd want. Clever eh?
>
> Haven't decided the rest of the meal yet. Prolly go all trad with potato
> salad and summat else. Fresh strawberries (0.88 per lb) for dessert,
> with whipped cream.
>
> As a pressie, stringing a necklace for her with turquoise nuggets (from
> a necklace I previously shortened for her) and tiny rice pearls, with a
> silver clasp.
>
> And you?


Was planning to take mom out but she's hesitant to leave dad alone these
days, and he won't go out, so we're getting Red Lobster carry out and
bringing it to their house. Present is a gift certificate for a massage and
pedicure. The massage is called "go limp". I'm getting one too. Can't
pass up that name!

Cheryl wrote:

> Present is a gift certificate for a massage and pedicure. The massage is
> called "go limp".

I think Sheldon got that massage about twenty years ago, and the condition
lingered.

Bob

"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote in message
...
> Cheryl wrote:
>
>> Present is a gift certificate for a massage and pedicure. The massage is
>> called "go limp".
>
> I think Sheldon got that massage about twenty years ago, and the condition
> lingered.
>
> Bob

Some of you "men" obsess over what's going on between his legs. Woman are
cooler that way. I can't even think of a time I wondered about how another
woman's vagina worked out.

In article >,
"Cheryl" > wrote:

> Was planning to take mom out but she's hesitant to leave dad alone these
> days, and he won't go out, so we're getting Red Lobster carry out and
> bringing it to their house. Present is a gift certificate for a massage and
> pedicure. The massage is called "go limp". I'm getting one too. Can't
> pass up that name!

I like the idea of bringing the restaurant meal to her and your father.
Lucky them! I need to schedule a massage with my Niece The Former
Travel Agent Now Massage Therapist. My body screamed for a session
after last weekend's Festival of Nations hoo-hah, but I ignored the
screams and eventually it stopped. Lessee, now, where's my checkbook?
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://web.me.com/barbschaller - good news 4-6-2009
"What you say about someone else says more
about you than it does about the other person."

In article >,
Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> In article >,
> "Cheryl" > wrote:
>
> > Was planning to take mom out but she's hesitant to leave dad alone these
> > days, and he won't go out, so we're getting Red Lobster carry out and
> > bringing it to their house. Present is a gift certificate for a massage
> > and
> > pedicure. The massage is called "go limp". I'm getting one too. Can't
> > pass up that name!
>
> I like the idea of bringing the restaurant meal to her and your father.
> Lucky them! I need to schedule a massage with my Niece The Former
> Travel Agent Now Massage Therapist. My body screamed for a session
> after last weekend's Festival of Nations hoo-hah, but I ignored the
> screams and eventually it stopped. Lessee, now, where's my checkbook?

Even tho' money is tight, I schedule one 1 hour massage per month with
Lauri at Stamps Chiropractic. I'm tired of not spoiling myself once in
awhile.

I call her "Mrs. Magic hands".

IMHO the $75.00 per month expenditure is more than worth it. :-)

Since she is your niece, can't you barter with her?
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

Omelet said...

> In article >,
> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>
>> In article >,
>> "Cheryl" > wrote:
>>
>> > Was planning to take mom out but she's hesitant to leave dad alone
>> > these days, and he won't go out, so we're getting Red Lobster carry
>> > out and bringing it to their house. Present is a gift certificate
>> > for a massage and
>> > pedicure. The massage is called "go limp". I'm getting one too.
>> > Can't pass up that name!
>>
>> I like the idea of bringing the restaurant meal to her and your father.
>> Lucky them! I need to schedule a massage with my Niece The Former
>> Travel Agent Now Massage Therapist. My body screamed for a session
>> after last weekend's Festival of Nations hoo-hah, but I ignored the
>> screams and eventually it stopped. Lessee, now, where's my checkbook?
>
> Even tho' money is tight, I schedule one 1 hour massage per month with
> Lauri at Stamps Chiropractic. I'm tired of not spoiling myself once in
> awhile.
>
> I call her "Mrs. Magic hands".
>
> IMHO the $75.00 per month expenditure is more than worth it. :-)
>
> Since she is your niece, can't you barter with her?


I get a pedicure a couple times a year. Not as often as I'd like.

While there, I'm the talk of the salon. "The giant tenderfoot!"

The staff always try to get me to paint my toenails, even clear coat. I
decline. Even the customers get involved. It becomes a "world vs. Andy"
thing. "What do you have in a [!!!BLUSH!!!]!"

Andy
--
About due for new feet!

In article >, Andy > wrote:

> > Even tho' money is tight, I schedule one 1 hour massage per month with
> > Lauri at Stamps Chiropractic. I'm tired of not spoiling myself once in
> > awhile.
> >
> > I call her "Mrs. Magic hands".
> >
> > IMHO the $75.00 per month expenditure is more than worth it. :-)
> >
> > Since she is your niece, can't you barter with her?
>
>
> I get a pedicure a couple times a year. Not as often as I'd like.
>
> While there, I'm the talk of the salon. "The giant tenderfoot!"
>
> The staff always try to get me to paint my toenails, even clear coat. I
> decline. Even the customers get involved. It becomes a "world vs. Andy"
> thing. "What do you have in a [!!!BLUSH!!!]!"
>
> Andy
> --
> About due for new feet!

I've never had a pedicure. :-)
I'm physically flexible enough to care for my own toenails, but seldom
paint them. <g>

IMHO a pedicure would be the ultimate indulgence.

Go for it I say!
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

On Sun, 10 May 2009 02:16:55 -0400, "Cheryl"
> wrote:

>"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote in message
.. .
>> Cheryl wrote:
>>
>>> Present is a gift certificate for a massage and pedicure. The massage is
>>> called "go limp".
>>
>> I think Sheldon got that massage about twenty years ago, and the condition
>> lingered.
>>
>> Bob
>
>Some of you "men" obsess over what's going on between his legs. Woman are
>cooler that way. I can't even think of a time I wondered about how another
>woman's vagina worked out.

You are SO lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read that! LOL!

Carol

--
Change "invalid" to James Bond's agent number to reply.

On Sun, 10 May 2009 00:08:55 -0400, Cheryl wrote:
>
> Was planning to take mom out but she's hesitant to leave dad alone these
> days, and he won't go out, so we're getting Red Lobster carry out and
> bringing it to their house. Present is a gift certificate for a massage and
> pedicure. The massage is called "go limp". I'm getting one too. Can't
> pass up that name!

better for mother's day than father's, i suppose.

your pal,
blake

"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Cheryl" > wrote:
>
>> Was planning to take mom out but she's hesitant to leave dad alone these
>> days, and he won't go out, so we're getting Red Lobster carry out and
>> bringing it to their house. Present is a gift certificate for a massage
>> and
>> pedicure. The massage is called "go limp". I'm getting one too. Can't
>> pass up that name!
>
> I like the idea of bringing the restaurant meal to her and your father.
> Lucky them! I need to schedule a massage with my Niece The Former
> Travel Agent Now Massage Therapist. My body screamed for a session
> after last weekend's Festival of Nations hoo-hah, but I ignored the
> screams and eventually it stopped. Lessee, now, where's my checkbook?


Well, Red Lobster screwed up the order, go figure. And the worst possible
person to screw over. My dad called before I left and said he felt like
eating and wanted some shrimp cocktail, and wanted 2 orders. One for when we
ate and one for later. Yay! It's so good to see him eat because he is so
wasted away and weak. RL was crazy busy and this woman at the bar was in a
chitty chatty mood and talking to mom and me, and we got distracted and
never checked the bag. When we got home, his shrimp cocktail wasn't there!

He wouldn't let us go back for it and he ate some out of everyone's orders
and I just felt horrible. But he did eat a good bit and ate dessert, too.
My SIL made a big sugar cookie topped with a cream cheese icing and
sprinkled with strawberries, blueberries, blackberries and kiwi fruit. It
was yummy!

Mom's going to get him a couple of orders of shrimp cocktail tomorrow since
that's what he wants.

In article >,
"Cheryl" > wrote:

> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >,
> > "Cheryl" > wrote:
> >
> >> Was planning to take mom out but she's hesitant to leave dad alone these
> >> days, and he won't go out, so we're getting Red Lobster carry out and
> >> bringing it to their house. Present is a gift certificate for a massage
(snip)
> Well, Red Lobster screwed up the order, go figure.

Well, phooey!

> chitty chatty mood and talking to mom and me, and we got distracted and
> never checked the bag. When we got home, his shrimp cocktail wasn't there!

I hope you weren't charged for them.

> He wouldn't let us go back for it and he ate some out of everyone's orders
> and I just felt horrible.

Don't beat yourself up. Stuff happens.

> Mom's going to get him a couple of orders of shrimp cocktail tomorrow since
> that's what he wants.

All's well that gets remedied. :-\
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://web.me.com/barbschaller - good news 4-6-2009
"What you say about someone else says more
about you than it does about the other person."

"Cheryl" > wrote in message
...
> "Bob Terwilliger" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Cheryl wrote:
>>
>>> Present is a gift certificate for a massage and pedicure. The massage
>>> is called "go limp".
>>
>> I think Sheldon got that massage about twenty years ago, and the
>> condition lingered.
>>
>> Bob
>
> Some of you "men" obsess over what's going on between his legs. Woman are
> cooler that way. I can't even think of a time I wondered about how another
> woman's vagina worked out.

ROFL! Oh my, that's the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time!!!

Thanks for the laugh ;-)

kimberly

"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 10 May 2009 02:16:55 -0400, "Cheryl"
> > wrote:
>
>>"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote in message
. ..
>>> Cheryl wrote:
>>>
>>>> Present is a gift certificate for a massage and pedicure. The massage
>>>> is
>>>> called "go limp".
>>>
>>> I think Sheldon got that massage about twenty years ago, and the
>>> condition
>>> lingered.
>>>
>>> Bob
>>
>>Some of you "men" obsess over what's going on between his legs. Woman are
>>cooler that way. I can't even think of a time I wondered about how another
>>woman's vagina worked out.
>
> You are SO lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read that! LOL!


I WAS!!!!

TammyM, wiping coffee off the monitor

"TammyM" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Sun, 10 May 2009 02:16:55 -0400, "Cheryl"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote in message
...
>>>> Cheryl wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Present is a gift certificate for a massage and pedicure. The massage
>>>>> is
>>>>> called "go limp".
>>>>
>>>> I think Sheldon got that massage about twenty years ago, and the
>>>> condition
>>>> lingered.
>>>>
>>>> Bob
>>>
>>>Some of you "men" obsess over what's going on between his legs. Woman
>>>are
>>>cooler that way. I can't even think of a time I wondered about how
>>>another
>>>woman's vagina worked out.
>>
>> You are SO lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read that! LOL!
>
>
> I WAS!!!!
>
> TammyM, wiping coffee off the monitor
>

Tammy, you'll have to take up your dispute with the CA...errr....treasurer.
I believe the cost of a new monitor is covered by your membership dues.
They wouldn't want that to become public knowledge, though, so please keep
it hush hush.

Cheryl wrote:

> Tammy, you'll have to take up your dispute with the
> CA...errr....treasurer. I believe the cost of a new monitor is covered
> by your membership dues. They wouldn't want that to become public
> knowledge, though, so please keep it hush hush.

Now wait just one minute ... The "treasurer" wanted me pay a deductible
on my monitor replacement. I think this is VERY important information
the members at large should know. I said f*sk that -- I don't want my
dues to go up in the future.

--Lin ;-)