On Sun, 10 May 2009 11:01:59 -0700, "Dimitri" >
wrote:

>First happy Mothers Day to all the real moms out there.
>
>Second to the cooks - don't forget to clean the kitchen and load the
>dishwasher before the final 4 fingers of hooch.
>
>Our Menu tonight -
>
>Boneless Chuck Pot Roast - done in the oven while attending a local theater
>(Pewter Plough Playhouse) matinee, with Potatoes, onions, carrots, gravy and
>HORSERADISH.
>
>Dessert will be a Hot Bread Pudding made with stale home made sourdough and
>Madera soaked Craisins and fresh whipped cream.
>
>Your Menu?
>
>Oh yes Grandma (92) gets her margarita with a thimble of booze.
>
>Dimitri

How do you propose cooking a mother?

"Jimw" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 10 May 2009 11:01:59 -0700, "Dimitri" >
> wrote:
>
>>First happy Mothers Day to all the real moms out there.
>>
>>Second to the cooks - don't forget to clean the kitchen and load the
>>dishwasher before the final 4 fingers of hooch.
>>
>>Our Menu tonight -
>>
>>Boneless Chuck Pot Roast - done in the oven while attending a local
>>theater
>>(Pewter Plough Playhouse) matinee, with Potatoes, onions, carrots, gravy
>>and
>>HORSERADISH.
>>
>>Dessert will be a Hot Bread Pudding made with stale home made sourdough
>>and
>>Madera soaked Craisins and fresh whipped cream.
>>
>>Your Menu?
>>
>>Oh yes Grandma (92) gets her margarita with a thimble of booze.
>>
>>Dimitri
>
> How do you propose cooking a mother?

why more booze than they can handle - usually after 4 or 5 they get "cooked"

Dimitri

Dimitri wrote:

>> How do you propose cooking a mother?
>
> why more booze than they can handle - usually after 4 or 5 they get
> "cooked"

Dude ... you beat me to the punch!

--Lin (and there is also pickling!)

"Lin" > wrote in message
.. .
> Dimitri wrote:
>
>>> How do you propose cooking a mother?
>>
>> why more booze than they can handle - usually after 4 or 5 they get
>> "cooked"
>
> Dude ... you beat me to the punch!
>
> --Lin (and there is also pickling!)

Great minds or something like that..
:-)

Dimitri

> "Jimw" wrote:
> How do you propose cooking a mother?
>
>
A cap in your butt, boy!