....Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."

The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the aisle
in her stately manner.

Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.

It was a fun day that went by too quick. It wasn't the last time Monkey Boy
capered about in an excited state and won't be the last...

ObFood: Rib eyes grilled to order, roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread, a
broccoli salad all washed down with 7 Sins Zin!

Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
marker!

The Ranger
--
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely, in an attractive and well-preserved body. Rather one should skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out while screaming 'WOO HOO! What a ride!'"
-- Anonymous

"The Ranger" > wrote in message
...
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the
> aisle in her stately manner.
>
> Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
> undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
> vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.
>
> It was a fun day that went by too quick. It wasn't the last time Monkey
> Boy capered about in an excited state and won't be the last...
>
> ObFood: Rib eyes grilled to order, roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread, a
> broccoli salad all washed down with 7 Sins Zin!
>
> Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> marker!
>
> The Ranger
> --
> "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
> safely, in an attractive and well-preserved body. Rather one should skid
> in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly
> used up, totally worn out while screaming 'WOO HOO! What a ride!'"
> -- Anonymous
>
>
Good for the two of you and congratulations to you both. I'm a few years
past your mark, and I have the same "crush" on the Mrs. that I had when I
first met her. Congratulations to you because you've both worked on this,
either consciously or subconsciously. For me, and I'm sure you, it's the
most satisfying and rewarding part of life.

Ed

"The Ranger" > wrote in message
...
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the
> aisle in her stately manner.
>
> Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
> undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
> vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.
>
> It was a fun day that went by too quick. It wasn't the last time Monkey
> Boy capered about in an excited state and won't be the last...
>
> ObFood: Rib eyes grilled to order, roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread, a
> broccoli salad all washed down with 7 Sins Zin!
>
> Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> marker!
>
> The Ranger


Well congratulations to you and your bride as well as the fruits of your
union.

Enjoy as many moments as you can and NEVER get too caught up in the business
of running a family.


Make time for each other even if it's just sharing a cup of coffee or a
glass of wine.

All the best.

Dimitri

On May 11, 12:58*pm, "The Ranger" > wrote:
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."

*snip retarded ramblings

You really need to commit suicide.

wrote:
> On May 11, 12:58 pm, "The Ranger" > wrote:
>> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> *snip retarded ramblings

Oh dear. I guess you haven't such a happy story to tell then?

How sad

I enjoyed your post Ranger Congratulations

"The Ranger" > wrote in message
...
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
<SNIP>

Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> marker!
>
> The Ranger

Mazel tov, Spider Monkey Man, to you and to Herself! Many more to you, on
your 25th, I shall send you a jar of Best Foods mayonnaise :-)

Hugs and happy wishes,
TammyM

The Ranger wrote:
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the aisle
> in her stately manner.
>
> Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
> undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
> vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.
>

>
> The Ranger
> --
> "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
> safely, in an attractive and well-preserved body. Rather one should skid in
> sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
> up, totally worn out while screaming 'WOO HOO! What a ride!'"
> -- Anonymous

what a wonderful and fun story.

harriet & critters in azusa, ca

TammyM wrote:
> "The Ranger" > wrote in message
> ...
> > ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
> <SNIP>
>
> Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> > marker!
> >
> > The Ranger
>
> Mazel tov, Spider Monkey Man, to you and to Herself! Many more to you, on
> your 25th, I shall send you a jar of Best Foods mayonnaise :-)
>
> Hugs and happy wishes,
> TammyM

are you hoarding a 32 oz glass jar of best foods? lol.

harriet & critters in azusa, ca

"Ophelia" > wrote in message
...
> wrote:
>> On May 11, 12:58 pm, "The Ranger" > wrote:
>>> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>>
>> *snip retarded ramblings
>
> Oh dear. I guess you haven't such a happy story to tell then?
>

I would guess the same.

On May 11, 1:58*pm, "The Ranger" > wrote:
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."

Good for you. This June will be our 20th. I recall fondly that what
we
had was not so much as a wedding followed by a reception, as a
pig roast with a small ceremony interjected. The side dishes were
potluck, and instead of a cake we bought a big crate of strawberries.

I was glad that the minister didn't object to the slight odor of beer
on
our breath; we'd tapped the keg not long before. After all, what's
a pig roast without beer?

Cindy Hamilton

On May 11, 1:58*pm, "The Ranger" > wrote:
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the aisle
> in her stately manner.
>
> Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
> undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
> vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.
>
> It was a fun day that went by too quick. It wasn't the last time Monkey Boy
> capered about in an excited state and won't be the last...
>
> ObFood: Rib eyes grilled to order, roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread, a
> broccoli salad all washed down with 7 Sins Zin!
>
> Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> marker!
>
> The Ranger
> --
> "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
> safely, in an attractive and well-preserved body. Rather one should skid in
> sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
> up, totally worn out while screaming 'WOO HOO! What a ride!'"
> * * * * * * * * -- Anonymous

Sweet post. Congratulations! The silver will be here before you know
it.

Kris, who only has 11 years under her belt so far...

The Ranger wrote:
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the aisle
> in her stately manner.
>

You're quite lucky that she didn't turn around and march the
other way.
>
> Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> marker!


Congratulations!

gloria p

On Mon, 11 May 2009 16:21:09 -0400, cybercat wrote:

> "Ophelia" > wrote in message
> ...
>> wrote:
>>> On May 11, 12:58 pm, "The Ranger" > wrote:
>>>> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>>>
>>> *snip retarded ramblings
>>
>> Oh dear. I guess you haven't such a happy story to tell then?
>>
>
> I would guess the same.

i wonder where vomit was when she disappeared for a while, jail or rehab?
whichever it was, it didn't seem to take.

your pal,
blake

The Ranger wrote:
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the aisle
> in her stately manner.
>
> Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
> undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
> vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.
>
> It was a fun day that went by too quick. It wasn't the last time Monkey Boy
> capered about in an excited state and won't be the last...
>
> ObFood: Rib eyes grilled to order, roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread, a
> broccoli salad all washed down with 7 Sins Zin!
>
> Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> marker!
>
> The Ranger

Congrats....

Happy Anniversary!


--
mompeagram
FERGUS/HARLINGEN
Owner
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rec-Food-Baking-cooking/
http://mompeagram.homestead.com

"The Ranger" > wrote in message
...
> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the
> aisle in her stately manner.
>
> Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
> undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
> vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.
>
> It was a fun day that went by too quick. It wasn't the last time Monkey
> Boy capered about in an excited state and won't be the last...
>
> ObFood: Rib eyes grilled to order, roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread, a
> broccoli salad all washed down with 7 Sins Zin!
>
> Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> marker!
>
> The Ranger
> --
> "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
> safely, in an attractive and well-preserved body. Rather one should skid
> in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly
> used up, totally worn out while screaming 'WOO HOO! What a ride!'"
> -- Anonymous
>
>

"mom peagram" > wrote in message
...
> Happy Anniversary!
>
>
> --
> mompeagram
> FERGUS/HARLINGEN
> Owner
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rec-Food-Baking-cooking/
> http://mompeagram.homestead.com
>
> "The Ranger" > wrote in message
> ...
>> ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>>
>> The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter
>> area like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down
>> the aisle in her stately manner.
>>
>> Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
>> undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
>> vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.
>>
>> It was a fun day that went by too quick. It wasn't the last time Monkey
>> Boy capered about in an excited state and won't be the last...
>>
>> ObFood: Rib eyes grilled to order, roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread, a
>> broccoli salad all washed down with 7 Sins Zin!
>>
>> Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that
>> Silver marker!
>>
>> The Ranger
>> --
>> "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
>> safely, in an attractive and well-preserved body. Rather one should skid
>> in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly
>> used up, totally worn out while screaming 'WOO HOO! What a ride!'"
>> -- Anonymous
>>
>>
>

The secret is: Knowing what you do now, saying you'd do it all over again.
-ginny
BTW: Happy happy.

On May 11, 11:32*am, wrote:
[snip]
> You really need to commit suicide.

You lead...

But the fact that you simply can't help _reading_ everything I post is
one of those never-ending joys of Usenet protocol.

The Ranger

On May 11, 11:07*am, "Theron" > wrote:
> "The Ranger" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> > The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> > like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the
> > aisle in her stately manner.
>
> > Sainted Mother(tm), Gahd Mother, and Favorite Uncle were aghast at his
> > undignified behavior. The Best Man was much more controlled and the
> > vice-like clamp he used as a restraint relayed the message immediately.
>
> > It was a fun day that went by too quick. It wasn't the last time Monkey
> > Boy capered about in an excited state and won't be the last...
>
> > ObFood: Rib eyes grilled to order, roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread, a
> > broccoli salad all washed down with 7 Sins Zin!
>
> > Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> > marker!
>
> Good for the two of you and congratulations to you both. I'm a few years
> past your mark, and I have the same "crush" on the Mrs. that I had when I
> first met her. Congratulations to you because you've both worked on this,
> either consciously or subconsciously. For me, and I'm sure you, it's the
> most satisfying and rewarding part of life.
>
Thanks, Ed. There have been moments of absolute bliss and moments of
monumental frustration. I might change those if allowed to go back in
history but probably not...

She is the same woman I've loved from the second date. It is easily
the most satisfying and rewarding parts of my life.

The Ranger

On May 11, 12:02*pm, "TammyM" > wrote:
> <SNIP>
> Mazel tov, Spider Monkey Man, to you and to Herself! *Many more to you, on
> your 25th, I shall send you a jar of Best Foods mayonnaise :-)
>
> Hugs and happy wishes,
> TammyM

SWMBO will be in your debt for such a "priceless" gift. I, OTOH, would
attempt to warn the USPS LEO's about you sending such explosive
ordinance through their system. Woe to you and the federal laws you'd
be breaking!

The Ranger

On May 11, 8:16*pm, Puester > wrote:
> The Ranger wrote:
> > ...Two people announced to an abundant crowd of 450 people, "I do."
>
> > The groom was so excited he started to caper about the church's alter area
> > like a spider monkey to the organ as the bride-to-be marched down the aisle
> > in her stately manner.
>
> You're quite lucky that she didn't turn around and march the
> other way.

She didn't hear or see me. The Man-That-Build-Anything-From-Wood had
dropped the infamous, "I love you, baby. You're my special girl" 30
seconds prior so she was trying not to ruin her make-up and veil.

> > Happy happy Cat's Eye to me and SWMBO. Only 7 more years to that Silver
> > marker!
>
> Congratulations!

Thank you; it was a damned fine day!

The Ranger

Ranger, I can't remember if I congratulated you and the boss or not.
Either way, congratulations!

Carol

--
Change "invalid" to James Bond's agent number to reply.

Damsel > wrote in message
...
> Ranger, I can't remember if I congratulated you and the boss or not.
> Either way, congratulations!

My Parentitis Adled brain thanks you.

The Ranger

On May 13, 10:32*am, "Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote:
[snip]
> The secret is: *Knowing what you do now, saying you'd do it all over again.

Best advice I ever received: "Don't go to bed mad." It's been tested
but not broken; it works.

> BTW: *Happy happy.

Thank you. It was and continues to be a happy happy.

The Ranger

"The Ranger" > wrote in message
"She is the same woman I've loved from the second date. . . ."
>
> The Ranger
======================================

What was missing on that first date?

Lynn in Fargo
Enquiring minds want to know . . .

Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig > wrote in message
...
> "The Ranger" > wrote in message
> "She is the same woman I've loved from the second date. . . ."
>>
> What was missing on that first date?

The first date was bad enough that I didn't think I would be offered a
second chance... In fact the couple we doubled with were laying odds against
it.

The Ranger