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Don't you just hate it when you take a shit on the bog and no matter how many
times you wipe your arse there's always some turd on the TP?

I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.


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On Sat, 16 May 2009 19:17:14 +0100, Siobhan wrote:

>I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>


I see Mommy and Daddy are out this afternoon so you're playing on
their computer eh? Why hang around inside, go play soccer in the
traffic.
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Mack A. Damia wrote:
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> N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.
>
> Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
> fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"
>
> Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."
>
> Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.
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On Sat, 16 May 2009 22:00:24 +0200, ChattyCathy
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>Mack A. Damia wrote:
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>> N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.
>>
>> Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
>> fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"
>>
>> Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."
>>
>> Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.
>>

>Urneq gung bar orsber, ohg vg'f fgvyy shaal. <t>


Tvyoreg Tbggsevrq va n fgnaq-hc ebhgvar ba Fubjgvzr. V jnnf eraqrerq
urycyrff sbe na ubhe jvgu uvf nofbyhgryl svygul wbxrf - bu lrnu, vg'f
pnyyrq "Gur Qvegvrfg Wbxr va gur Jbeyq" - naq gnxrf sberire - Chapu
yvar vf, "Gur Nevfgbpengf". Ynfg wbxr ur gryyf.
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Mack A. Damia wrote:
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> Tvyoreg Tbggsevrq va n fgnaq-hc ebhgvar ba Fubjgvzr. V jnnf eraqrerq
> urycyrff sbe na ubhe jvgu uvf nofbyhgryl svygul wbxrf - bu lrnu, vg'f
> pnyyrq "Gur Qvegvrfg Wbxr va gur Jbeyq" - naq gnxrf sberire - Chapu
> yvar vf, "Gur Nevfgbpengf". Ynfg wbxr ur gryyf.


Juvpu erzvaqf zr, unq n sevraq gung hfrq gb gryy gur 'Ze. naq Zef.
Bavba' wbxr; hfrq gb gnxr uvz nobhg unys na ubhe bs enzoyvat orsber ur
tbg gb gur chapu-yvar juvpu jnf: "Lbh'yy or n irtrgnoyr sbe gur erfg bs
lbhe yvsr".
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> Don't you just hate it when you take a shit on the bog and no matter how
> many
> times you wipe your arse there's always some turd on the TP?
>
> I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.


shitbucket

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> On Sat, 16 May 2009 22:54:09 +0000 (UTC), PeterL >
> wrote:
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wrote in news:jtfu059t9fgf69ice51di2louv791a7s8g@

4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sat, 16 May 2009 12:43:04 -0700, Mack A. Damia
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 16 May 2009 14:39:28 -0500,
wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 16 May 2009 19:17:14 +0100, Siobhan wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I see Mommy and Daddy are out this afternoon so you're playing on
>>>>>their computer eh? Why hang around inside, go play soccer in the
>>>>>traffic.
>>>>
>>>>N orne naq n enoovg ner gnxvat n fuvg va gur jbbqf.
>>>>
>>>>Gur orne fnlf gb gur enoovg, "Url, qb lbh unir ceboyrzf jvgu fuvg
>>>>fgvpxvat gb lbhe she?"
>>>>
>>>>Gur enoovg ercyrf, "Ab, abg ng nyy."
>>>>
>>>>Fb gur orne cvpxf gur enoovg hc naq jvcrf uvf nff jvgu uvz.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Vedo che la mamma ed il Daddy sono fuori questo pomeriggio così you'
>>> re gioco sul loro calcolatore eh? Perché appenda intorno all'interno,
>>> va il calcio del gioco nel traffico.
>>>

>>
>>
>>or............
>>
>>Saya melihat Mommy dan Daddy keluar tengah hari tadi supaya anda terus
>>bermain komputer mereka, eh? Mengapa menanti dalam, pergi memainkan bola
>>sepak dalam lalu lintas.

>
>
> De hecho
>



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<Siobhan> wrote in message
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> Don't you just hate it when you take a shit on the bog and no matter how
> many
> times you wipe your arse there's always some turd on the TP?
>
> I just give up now and live with a slightly shitty arse.
>
>Allah will punish you you shitarsed infidel.



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