Taylor > wrote:

>Lee Majors: I Couldn't Watch the Farrah Special

In the special she reveals she found a peanut-sized lump in her anus
and that's how she found out she had anal cancer. The next morning
after having watched her special the night before I woke up and went
to take a crap and ... uh oh ... I found a peanut-sized lump in my ass
too. I totally freaked out! I started screaming and got hysterical
and thought I was going to die. It took me a while to calm down but
when I did I looked down into the toilet paper I had wiped myself with
and found out the peanut-sized lump was actually a peanut! Then I
remembered I had been eating Planters peanuts the day before.
Apparently it was one I hadn't chewed completely. Thanks a lot Farrah
Fawcett!

The Fall Guy > The Six Million Dollar Man

> wrote in message
...
>
> The Fall Guy > The Six Million Dollar Man

Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
but I've been seen with Farrah.

LG (marked)
--
The Obama administration isn't distracting America from what really matters;
Hollywood is. - inspired by Ahmed Johnson's Beer Belly v2.0

Lord Gow333, Dirk Benedict's newest fan! wrote:
>
> > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> The Fall Guy > The Six Million Dollar Man
>
> Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
> but I've been seen with Farrah.
>
> LG (marked)
Chuckle. I'd forgotten that line from the intro music. I liked Fall Guy-
sure, it was a cartoon, but it was nice to see a 'name' star poke fun at
himself and at the industry. Wonder if anybody has ever thought about
putting Majors and Shatner together in something, basically playing
themselves? (geriatric former action stars chewing scenery is always
fun, and both of them seem to do okay with light comedy.)

--
aem sends...

On May 23, 8:32*pm, "Lord Gow333, Dirk Benedict's newest fan!"
> wrote:
> > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
> > * The Fall Guy > The Six Million Dollar Man
>
> Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
> but I've been seen with Farrah.
>
> LG (marked)

Did she scream: "Not Without My Anus"

LG - Life's Good

> --
> The Obama administration isn't distracting America from what really matters;
> Hollywood is. - inspired by Ahmed Johnson's Beer Belly v2.0

> wrote in message
...
>
> The Fall Guy > The Six Million Dollar Man
>
>
okay, no.

On Sat, 23 May 2009 19:18:29 -0400, Sh!t Happens >
wrote:

>Taylor > wrote:
>
>>Lee Majors: I Couldn't Watch the Farrah Special
>
>In the special she reveals she found a peanut-sized lump in her anus
>and that's how she found out she had anal cancer. The next morning
>after having watched her special the night before I woke up and went
>to take a crap and ... uh oh ... I found a peanut-sized lump in my ass
>too. I totally freaked out! I started screaming and got hysterical
>and thought I was going to die. It took me a while to calm down but
>when I did I looked down into the toilet paper I had wiped myself with
>and found out the peanut-sized lump was actually a peanut! Then I
>remembered I had been eating Planters peanuts the day before.
>Apparently it was one I hadn't chewed completely. Thanks a lot Farrah
>Fawcett!

Nice. Making fun of someone's terminal illness, Farrah knows she's
dying, you don't need to show the world by posting your shit to usenet
that you're completely devoid of brains or any type of caring.

On May 24, 12:22*am, wrote:
> On Sat, 23 May 2009 19:18:29 -0400, Sh!t Happens >
> wrote:
>
> >Taylor > wrote:
>
> >>Lee Majors: I Couldn't Watch the Farrah Special
>
> >In the special she reveals she found a peanut-sized lump in her anus
> >and that's how she found out she had anal cancer. *The next morning
> >after having watched her special the night before I woke up and went
> >to take a crap and ... uh oh ... I found a peanut-sized lump in my ass
> >too. *I totally freaked out! *I started screaming and got hysterical
> >and thought I was going to die. *It took me a while to calm down but
> >when I did I looked down into the toilet paper I had wiped myself with
> >and found out the peanut-sized lump was actually a peanut! *Then I
> >remembered I had been eating Planters peanuts the day before.
> >Apparently it was one I hadn't chewed completely. *Thanks a lot Farrah
> >Fawcett!
>
> Nice. Making fun of someone's terminal illness, Farrah knows she's
> dying, you don't need to show the world by posting your shit to usenet
> that you're completely devoid of *brains or any type of caring.

Lighten up, mate. If I was dying of Asshole Cancer I would think it a
hilarious tribute if someone were to poke fun of me on usenet. You
should get yourself checked out to make sure you don't have a tumor on
the humor center of your brain.

--
YOP...

wrote:
> On Sat, 23 May 2009 19:18:29 -0400, Sh!t Happens >
> wrote:
>
>> Taylor > wrote:
>>
>>> Lee Majors: I Couldn't Watch the Farrah Special
>> In the special she reveals she found a peanut-sized lump in her anus
>> and that's how she found out she had anal cancer. The next morning
>> after having watched her special the night before I woke up and went
>> to take a crap and ... uh oh ... I found a peanut-sized lump in my ass
>> too. I totally freaked out! I started screaming and got hysterical
>> and thought I was going to die. It took me a while to calm down but
>> when I did I looked down into the toilet paper I had wiped myself with
>> and found out the peanut-sized lump was actually a peanut! Then I
>> remembered I had been eating Planters peanuts the day before.
>> Apparently it was one I hadn't chewed completely. Thanks a lot Farrah
>> Fawcett!
>
> Nice. Making fun of someone's terminal illness, Farrah knows she's
> dying, you don't need to show the world by posting your shit to usenet
> that you're completely devoid of brains or any type of caring.

Let me suggest shit head that the next time you decide to cross post,
you stop just a few seconds to think about what kind of shit you are
going to bring down on your cooking group. I am pretty sure that the
other members of rec.food.cooking don't want to engage in a troll war
with alt.tasteless. As for you MS INFO, did you watch Farrah's story?
Do you do self examinations of your asshole after every shower to see
if you have anal cancer. There are a number of us that think that you
have it and are going to die. That little bump the size of a peanut
is going to kill you too.

Sh!t Happens wrote:
> Taylor > wrote:
>
>> Lee Majors: I Couldn't Watch the Farrah Special
>
> In the special she reveals she found a peanut-sized lump in her anus
> and that's how she found out she had anal cancer. The next morning
> after having watched her special the night before I woke up and went
> to take a crap and ... uh oh ... I found a peanut-sized lump in my ass
> too. I totally freaked out! I started screaming and got hysterical
> and thought I was going to die. It took me a while to calm down but
> when I did I looked down into the toilet paper I had wiped myself with
> and found out the peanut-sized lump was actually a peanut!

If you don't engage in anal sex, you're not at high risk for anal
cancer. It's rare among normal people.

I'm willing to bet that Farrah Fawcett had engaged in anal sex on a
regular basis. It's not safe sex. Even with a condom.


--
Steven L.
Email:
Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me.

On Sun, 24 May 2009 06:23:00 -0700 (PDT), Nicko
> wrote:

>On May 24, 12:22*am, wrote:
>> On Sat, 23 May 2009 19:18:29 -0400, Sh!t Happens >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Taylor > wrote:
>>
>> >>Lee Majors: I Couldn't Watch the Farrah Special
>>
>> >In the special she reveals she found a peanut-sized lump in her anus
>> >and that's how she found out she had anal cancer. *The next morning
>> >after having watched her special the night before I woke up and went
>> >to take a crap and ... uh oh ... I found a peanut-sized lump in my ass
>> >too. *I totally freaked out! *I started screaming and got hysterical
>> >and thought I was going to die. *It took me a while to calm down but
>> >when I did I looked down into the toilet paper I had wiped myself with
>> >and found out the peanut-sized lump was actually a peanut! *Then I
>> >remembered I had been eating Planters peanuts the day before.
>> >Apparently it was one I hadn't chewed completely. *Thanks a lot Farrah
>> >Fawcett!
>>
>> Nice. Making fun of someone's terminal illness, Farrah knows she's
>> dying, you don't need to show the world by posting your shit to usenet
>> that you're completely devoid of *brains or any type of caring.
>
>Lighten up, mate. If I was dying of Asshole Cancer I would think it a
>hilarious tribute if someone were to poke fun of me on usenet. You
>should get yourself checked out to make sure you don't have a tumor on
>the humor center of your brain.


You should get yourself checked out if you think dying of rectal
cancer is humorous, and making sport of someone dying of rectal cancer
on usenet is acceptable. Most people I know wouldn't think of doing
such a thing, perhaps you are the lone sick exception.

On May 24, 9:41*am, wrote:

> You should get yourself checked out if you think dying of rectal
> cancer is humorous, and making sport of someone dying of rectal cancer
> on usenet is acceptable. Most people I know wouldn't think of doing
> such a thing, perhaps you are the lone sick exception.

I too think of someone dying of rectal is humorous. For a long time I
had to hide my chuckles, fearing that others would judge me. I would
laugh up my sleeve at the slightest hint of someone having a malignant
tumor growing in the nether regions, especially one incubating in a
rich or famous person.

Thanks to the internet I no longer have to be shameful of my joy
watching celeberties suffer mortality. Now in the privacy of my home I
can share with others my thoughts concerning the laughable decline in
Farah Fawcett's health.

Now you, Miss high and mighty, cross-posting your prudish rants to
one of the few groups left where one may flourish unecumbered from
prejudices. You think by cross-posting your guilt you can make others
feel the unhappiness that oozes from every word you type, but you are
wrong. There is joy abounding from alt.tasteless. I invite you to come
over and let your hair down; I would especially recommend the thread
that shows the lighter side of the story regarding the little boy
whose father ate his eyes out.

Otherwise, go back to baking cancer causing cookies and let others be
happy in the misery of others.

On May 24, 11:14*am, wrote:
> btw.. I've been shit on by the best on usenet, you've got along way to
> go before you're able to stand shoulder to shoulder with them.-


See, you do fit in. I am not much into poop, but there are some here
who share your prediliction. I think they call it fecalphilia.

Since you seem to be conected with rec.food cooking, you guys aren't
cooking that shit over there? Why don't you free yourself and tell all
your little friends that you are into ass fruit and let the chips fall
where they may.

wrote:
>> Thanks to the internet I no longer have to be shameful of my joy
>> watching celeberties suffer mortality. Now in the privacy of my home I
>> can share with others my thoughts concerning the laughable decline in
>> Farah Fawcett's health.

> Miss high and mighty, prudish rants? You do realize that it was
> someone fron alt.tasteless who started this rant, for what reason I'll
> never know, perhaps bored.
> What else should be expected from people who hang around in
> alt.tasteless

No it was not someone from alt.tasteless. It was likely someone that
cross posted to 6 different groups.
It seemed likely that someone with a holier-than-tho attitude had been
shit on many times before and could stand it.
I did notice that your follow on messages such as this one were only
posted to AT. Isn't it wonderful what the rest of the inhabitants of
rec.food.cooking are saying about you and adding you to their kill file.
By getting rid of your name, they don't have to see the garbage that
you are generating. I knew right away that you were someone that did
daily exams of your asshole to stay ahead of anal cancer but on the
other hand most people think that more anal sex you engage in, the
more likely to get anal cancer. But do everyone a favor, get cancer
and die.

On Sun, 24 May 2009 18:09:13 -0400, Pantheras >
wrote:

>But do everyone a favor, get cancer
>and die.

Ah, Herry. Where is he just when you could use him?

"teh_bede" > wrote in
:

>
> > wrote in message
>
> roups.com...
>>
>> The Fall Guy > The Six Million Dollar Man
>>
>>
> okay, no.

Yes, sure.

On May 23, 7:50*pm, aemeijers > wrote:
> Lord Gow333, Dirk Benedict's newest fan! wrote:
>
> > > wrote in message
> ...
>
> >> * The Fall Guy > The Six Million Dollar Man
>
> > Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
> > but I've been seen with Farrah.
>
> > LG (marked)
>
> Chuckle. I'd forgotten that line from the intro music. I liked Fall Guy-
> sure, it was a cartoon, but it was nice to see a 'name' star poke fun at
> himself and at the industry. Wonder if anybody has ever thought about
> putting Majors and Shatner together in something, basically playing
> themselves? (geriatric former action stars chewing scenery is always
> fun, and both of them seem to do okay with light comedy.)
>
> --
> aem sends...

I think that would be awesome. I'd sure watch it.
Jake.

On May 24, 10:53*am, "Steven L." > wrote:
>
> If you don't engage in anal sex, you're not at high risk for anal
> cancer. *It's rare among normal people.
>
> I'm willing to bet that Farrah Fawcett had engaged in anal sex on a
> regular basis. *It's not safe sex. *Even with a condom.
>
> --
> Steven L.

Shit! I hope the SR doesn't hear about this. I've been gettting a
little more back-door action recently and was hoping it would
continue. If she reads any of this, she will probably slam the ass
shut.