"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article 7>,
> Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
>
>> On Mon 15 Jun 2009 12:53:29p, Felice told us...
>> > "sf" > wrote in message
>> >> Nobody wants to see it. Honest.
>> >
>> > Speak for yourself.
>> >
>> > Felice
>
>> We must have a gaggle of penis watchers on rfc. <g>
>
> You think women wear shades to keep the sun out of their eyes? Guess
> again.


Even some *******s like penis (is the plural penii?). They just don't like
the men that are attached to them.

Bob Muncie wrote:
> I know better then that anyways. If I were to show you mine, you'd
> have pointed and laughed, then ran away without showing me yours :-)

But, but, but she hasn't got one!

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article >,
> "Felice" > wrote:
>
>> "sf" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:25:00 GMT, "l, not -l" >
>>> wrote:
>
>>>> On 15-Jun-2009, "cybercat" > wrote:
>
>>>>>>> Well ... okay. But I want to see your dick first.
>
>>>> Will you throw him some beads if he shows you? Womens version of
>>>> a Mardi Gras tradition? ;-)-é-<
>>>
>>> Nobody wants to see it. Honest.
>>
>> Speak for yourself.
>>
>> Felice
>
> FLEECE!!! Wipe the TaB off my screen, Woman!! (I'm going to email
> you * be watchin'.)

lol

On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:56 +0100, "Ophelia" >
shouted from the highest rooftop:

>Bob Muncie wrote:
>> I know better then that anyways. If I were to show you mine, you'd
>> have pointed and laughed, then ran away without showing me yours :-)
>
>But, but, but she hasn't got one!

Looking back a fair few years, I can't remember that being a problem
when we played "doctor" as kids.

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bob wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:56 +0100, "Ophelia" >
> shouted from the highest rooftop:
>
>> Bob Muncie wrote:
>>> I know better then that anyways. If I were to show you mine, you'd
>>> have pointed and laughed, then ran away without showing me yours :-)
>>
>> But, but, but she hasn't got one!
>
> Looking back a fair few years, I can't remember that being a problem
> when we played "doctor" as kids.

<G>

Ophelia wrote:
> bob wrote:
>> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:56 +0100, "Ophelia" >
>> shouted from the highest rooftop:
>>
>>> Bob Muncie wrote:
>>>> I know better then that anyways. If I were to show you mine, you'd
>>>> have pointed and laughed, then ran away without showing me yours :-)
>>> But, but, but she hasn't got one!
>> Looking back a fair few years, I can't remember that being a problem
>> when we played "doctor" as kids.
>
> <G>
>
>

I like playing games. I've just old enough to have ones that are more fun.

As to the "she doesn't have one" question... You got me there, so I'll
be more precise (or not) by adding the word "bits" at the end of show me
;-) That's non-gender specific, and still gets the point across.

Bob

Paco wrote:
>
>
> "sf" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:25:00 GMT, "l, not -l" > wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> On 15-Jun-2009, "cybercat" > wrote:
>>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Well ... okay. But I want to see your dick first.
>>>> >
>>>> > hey!
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Will you throw him some beads if he shows you? Womens version of a
>>> Mardi
>>> Gras tradition? ;-)-é-<
>>
>> Nobody wants to see it. Honest.
>>
>
> Now, why did you say that? Cybercat said, "Well ... okay. But I want to
> see your dick first." You even included her post in your post. Are you
> the "penis police"?


I think you and Ophelia both made sure and took your vitamins yesterday
;-) But since you both are being funny, I enjoy your posts.

Bob

Bob Muncie wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> bob wrote:
>>> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:56 +0100, "Ophelia"
>>> > shouted from the highest rooftop:
>>>
>>>> Bob Muncie wrote:
>>>>> I know better then that anyways. If I were to show you mine, you'd
>>>>> have pointed and laughed, then ran away without showing me yours
>>>>> :-)
>>>> But, but, but she hasn't got one!
>>> Looking back a fair few years, I can't remember that being a problem
>>> when we played "doctor" as kids.
>>
>> <G>
>>
>>
>
> I like playing games. I've just old enough to have ones that are more
> fun.
> As to the "she doesn't have one" question... You got me there, so I'll
> be more precise (or not) by adding the word "bits" at the end of show
> me ;-) That's non-gender specific, and still gets the point across.

True)

In article >,
Christine Dabney > wrote:

> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:31:37 -0700, koko > wrote:
>
>
> >Jeez, back in the early days of rfc we were on the watch for Canadian
> >Mounties. ;-)
> >
> >koko
>
> And, some still might be on the lookout. Not naming any names, but she
> still posts here.
>
> Just sayin'.....
>
> Christine

She's calling your name, Dooley!
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In article 0>,
Wayne Boatwright > wrote:

> > You think women wear shades to keep the sun out of their eyes? Guess
> > again.
>
> Barb! <G>

Barb! what? LOL!! "The first thing I notice about a man is his
smile." "The first thing I look at is his eyes." Bullllllshit. She's
already checked the package. It doesn't take but a millisecond and is
generally unnoticed by the lookee. And if a guy's equipment is obvious,
and obviously for show, well, it would be insulting to not notice.
Miss Manners does not generally approve of insults.
--
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http://web.me.com/barbschaller - good news 4-6-2009
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle."
-Philo of Alexandria

On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:06:16 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:

> "Duh'Weenie" wrote
>>
>> We must have a gaggle of penis watchers on rfc. <g>
>>
>>
> And you're most interested in the gosling ganders... they don't call you
> Goosey Lucy for nothing! heheh

at least wayne's every other post doesn't have something about cocksuckers
in it.

blake

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
...
> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:06:16 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>> "Duh'Weenie" wrote
>>>
>>> We must have a gaggle of penis watchers on rfc. <g>
>>>
>>>
>> And you're most interested in the gosling ganders... they don't call you
>> Goosey Lucy for nothing! heheh
>
> at least wayne's every other post doesn't have something about cocksuckers
> in it.
>
I think that's because you don't have to fantasize when you have the real
thing.

On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:30:12 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:

>In article 0>,
> Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
>
>> > You think women wear shades to keep the sun out of their eyes? Guess
>> > again.
>>
>> Barb! <G>
>
>Barb! what? LOL!! "The first thing I notice about a man is his
>smile." "The first thing I look at is his eyes." Bullllllshit. She's
>already checked the package. It doesn't take but a millisecond and is
>generally unnoticed by the lookee. And if a guy's equipment is obvious,
>and obviously for show, well, it would be insulting to not notice.
>Miss Manners does not generally approve of insults.


We feel soooo used and degraded, what are we a piece of meat to you?

> Stu wrote:

> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:30:12 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> > wrote:
>
>>In article 0>,
>> Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
>>
>>> > You think women wear shades to keep the sun out of their eyes?
>>> > Guess again.
>>>
>>> Barb! <G>
>>
>>Barb! what? LOL!! "The first thing I notice about a man is his
>>smile." "The first thing I look at is his eyes." Bullllllshit.
>>She's
>>already checked the package. It doesn't take but a millisecond and is
>>generally unnoticed by the lookee. And if a guy's equipment is
>>obvious, and obviously for show, well, it would be insulting to not
>>notice. Miss Manners does not generally approve of insults.
>
>
> We feel soooo used and degraded, what are we a piece of meat to you?
>
>
>

Heh. No pleasing some, it would seem. This is a cooking group, after
all...
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Cheers
Chatty Cathy

In article >,
"> Stu" > wrote:

> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:30:12 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> > wrote:
>
> >In article 0>,
> > Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
> >
> >> > You think women wear shades to keep the sun out of their eyes? Guess
> >> > again.
> >>
> >> Barb! <G>
> >
> >Barb! what? LOL!! "The first thing I notice about a man is his
> >smile." "The first thing I look at is his eyes." Bullllllshit. She's
> >already checked the package. It doesn't take but a millisecond and is
> >generally unnoticed by the lookee. And if a guy's equipment is obvious,
> >and obviously for show, well, it would be insulting to not notice.
> >Miss Manners does not generally approve of insults.
>
>
> We feel soooo used and degraded, what are we a piece of meat to you?
>
>
>

Fair play. Turnabout. That kind of thing. :-)
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle."
-Philo of Alexandria

Stu > wrote in message
...
[snip Shades are for Meat Inspection]
> We feel soooo used and degraded [..]

If you think Melba's bad, just wait for Tammacita to join the ranks. Melba's
a piker compared to the Davis Manx.

The Ranger

On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:53:31 +0200, ChattyCathy
> wrote:

>> Stu wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:30:12 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>In article 0>,
>>> Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
>>>
>>>> > You think women wear shades to keep the sun out of their eyes?
>>>> > Guess again.
>>>>
>>>> Barb! <G>
>>>
>>>Barb! what? LOL!! "The first thing I notice about a man is his
>>>smile." "The first thing I look at is his eyes." Bullllllshit.
>>>She's
>>>already checked the package. It doesn't take but a millisecond and is
>>>generally unnoticed by the lookee. And if a guy's equipment is
>>>obvious, and obviously for show, well, it would be insulting to not
>>>notice. Miss Manners does not generally approve of insults.
>>
>>
>> We feel soooo used and degraded, what are we a piece of meat to you?
>>
>>
>>
>
>Heh. No pleasing some, it would seem. This is a cooking group, after
>all...

So what does it seem they're cooking up?

Monkey business??

> Stu wrote:

> So what does it seem they're cooking up?
>
> Monkey business??
>
>

I've heard it called a lot of things, and yes, come to think of
it, 'monkey business' is one of them...

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Cheers
Chatty Cathy

On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:33:28 +0200, ChattyCathy
> wrote:

>> Stu wrote:
>
>> So what does it seem they're cooking up?
>>
>> Monkey business??
>>
>>
>
>I've heard it called a lot of things, and yes, come to think of
>it, 'monkey business' is one of them...

Heard of politically correct ? Just trying to be

> Stu wrote:

> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:33:28 +0200, ChattyCathy
> > wrote:
>
>>> Stu wrote:
>>
>>> So what does it seem they're cooking up?
>>>
>>> Monkey business??
>>>
>>>
>>
>>I've heard it called a lot of things, and yes, come to think of
>>it, 'monkey business' is one of them...
>
> Heard of politically correct ? Just trying to be

<lol>
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

In article >,
ChattyCathy > wrote:

> > Stu wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:33:28 +0200, ChattyCathy
> > > wrote:
> >
> >>> Stu wrote:
> >>
> >>> So what does it seem they're cooking up?
> >>>
> >>> Monkey business??
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>I've heard it called a lot of things, and yes, come to think of
> >>it, 'monkey business' is one of them...
> >
> > Heard of politically correct ? Just trying to be
>
> <lol>

Political correctness is the concept of trying to pick up a turd by the
clean end...
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It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:30:01 -0500, Omelet >
wrote:

>In article >,
> ChattyCathy > wrote:
>
>> > Stu wrote:
>>
>> > On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:33:28 +0200, ChattyCathy
>> > > wrote:
>> >
>> >>> Stu wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> So what does it seem they're cooking up?
>> >>>
>> >>> Monkey business??
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>I've heard it called a lot of things, and yes, come to think of
>> >>it, 'monkey business' is one of them...
>> >
>> > Heard of politically correct ? Just trying to be
>>
>> <lol>
>
>Political correctness is the concept of trying to pick up a turd by the
>clean end...

don't tell Andy, he's into bacon in a can

On Tue 16 Jun 2009 08:30:12a, Melba's Jammin' told us...

> In article 0>,
> Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
>
>> > You think women wear shades to keep the sun out of their eyes? Guess
>> > again.
>>
>> Barb! <G>
>
> Barb! what? LOL!! "The first thing I notice about a man is his
> smile." "The first thing I look at is his eyes." Bullllllshit. She's
> already checked the package. It doesn't take but a millisecond and is
> generally unnoticed by the lookee. And if a guy's equipment is obvious,
> and obviously for show, well, it would be insulting to not notice.
> Miss Manners does not generally approve of insults.

I love you...for many reasons. <g>

--
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Cheese ~milk's leap toward immortality. ~Clifton Fadiman

On Tue 16 Jun 2009 09:29:23a, blake murphy told us...

> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:06:16 GMT, brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>> "Duh'Weenie" wrote
>>>
>>> We must have a gaggle of penis watchers on rfc. <g>
>>>
>>>
>> And you're most interested in the gosling ganders... they don't call you
>> Goosey Lucy for nothing! heheh
>
> at least wayne's every other post doesn't have something about cocksuckers
> in it.
>
> blake

Thanks, Blake...

--
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steak to cook. ~Julia Child

On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:30:01 -0500, Omelet >
wrote:

>Political correctness is the concept of trying to pick up a turd by the
>clean end...

That's bull shit, OH WAIT - same thing!

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:58:15 -0700, sf > wrote:

>On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:30:01 -0500, Omelet >
>wrote:
>
>>Political correctness is the concept of trying to pick up a turd by the
>>clean end...
>
>That's bull shit, OH WAIT - same thing!

No it's dog poop, unless she has a bull in the backyard

> Stu wrote:

> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:58:15 -0700, sf > wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:30:01 -0500, Omelet >
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Political correctness is the concept of trying to pick up a turd by
>>>the clean end...
>>
>>That's bull shit, OH WAIT - same thing!
>
> No it's dog poop, unless she has a bull in the backyard

Heh. Om has raised chickens and emus, and maybe a goat or two (or was
that somebody else?) so what's a bull between friends?

;-)

--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:07:28 +0200, ChattyCathy
> wrote:

>> Stu wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:58:15 -0700, sf > wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:30:01 -0500, Omelet >
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Political correctness is the concept of trying to pick up a turd by
>>>>the clean end...
>>>
>>>That's bull shit, OH WAIT - same thing!
>>
>> No it's dog poop, unless she has a bull in the backyard
>
>Heh. Om has raised chickens and emus, and maybe a goat or two (or was
>that somebody else?) so what's a bull between friends?
>
Depends on how much you love the bull....

Alex, running and ducking....

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:07:28 +0200, ChattyCathy
> wrote:

>so what's a bull between friends?

didn't you mean "a little bull"?

--
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Sometimes I even put it in the food.

"sf" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:07:28 +0200, ChattyCathy
> > wrote:
>
>>so what's a bull between friends?
>
> didn't you mean "a little bull"?
>
Yea, I was going to say, "one helluva date!"

> Stu wrote:
>
> don't tell Andy, he's into bacon in a can

Bacon in a can?

<some googling>

I'll pass, thanks.
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy