On 17 June, 17:36, Mike > wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM > wrote:
> >In article >, Mike says...
>
> >> Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
> >> inbound side.
>
> >> Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
> >> the roundabout on the A59
>
> >> Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
> >> lit and do...
>
> >> A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L
>
> >> ...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
> >> anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
> >> this ******** of a town)
>
> >What were they supposed to do?
>
> The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
> much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.
>
> Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
> the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
> to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
> taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
> close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
> MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
> traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
> normal flow in the other.
>
> Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.
>
> North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
> crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.
>
> --- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Police men being cretins..
I hardly think that would be true.
They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
extensive training!
To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
been seen as dordelling.
But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
possible.
There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
Please think in future.

On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see > wrote:
> On 17 June, 17:36, Mike > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM > wrote:
> > >In article >, Mike says...
>
> > >> Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
> > >> inbound side.
>
> > >> Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
> > >> the roundabout on the A59
>
> > >> Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
> > >> lit and do...
>
> > >> A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L
>
> > >> ...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
> > >> anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
> > >> this ******** of a town)
>
> > >What were they supposed to do?
>
> > The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
> > much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.
>
> > Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
> > the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
> > to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
> > taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
> > close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
> > MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
> > traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
> > normal flow in the other.
>
> > Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.
>
> > North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
> > crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.
>
> > --- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Police men being cretins..
> I hardly think that would be true.
> They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
> extensive training!
> To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
> been seen as dordelling.
> But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
> possible.
> There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
> morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
> Please think in future.

Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?

Mike

On Jun 18, 10:11*am, Mike P > wrote:
> On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On 17 June, 17:36, Mike > wrote:
>
> > > On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM > wrote:
> > > >In article >, Mike says....
>
> > > >> Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
> > > >> inbound side.
>
> > > >> Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
> > > >> the roundabout on the A59
>
> > > >> Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
> > > >> lit and do...
>
> > > >> A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L
>
> > > >> ...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
> > > >> anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
> > > >> this ******** of a town)
>
> > > >What were they supposed to do?
>
> > > The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
> > > much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.
>
> > > Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
> > > the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
> > > to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
> > > taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
> > > close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
> > > MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
> > > traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
> > > normal flow in the other.
>
> > > Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.
>
> > > North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
> > > crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.
>
> > > --- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > Police men being cretins..
> > I hardly think that would be true.
> > They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
> > extensive training!
> > To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
> > been seen as dordelling.
> > But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
> > possible.
> > There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
> > morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
> > Please think in future.
>
> Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?
>
> Mike- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I think dordelling is a much better way to spell dawdling.

"Ed" > wrote in message
...
On Jun 18, 10:11 am, Mike P > wrote:
> On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On 17 June, 17:36, Mike > wrote:
>
> > > On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM > wrote:
> > > >In article >, Mike says...
>
> > > >> Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on
> > > >> the
> > > >> inbound side.
>
> > > >> Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
> > > >> the roundabout on the A59
>
> > > >> Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue
> > > >> lights
> > > >> lit and do...
>
> > > >> A B S O L U T E L Y F U C K A L L
>
> > > >> ...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
> > > >> anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
> > > >> this ******** of a town)
>
> > > >What were they supposed to do?
>
> > > The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
> > > much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.
>
> > > Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
> > > the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
> > > to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
> > > taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
> > > close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
> > > MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
> > > traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
> > > normal flow in the other.
>
> > > Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.
>
> > > North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
> > > crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.
>
> > > --- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > Police men being cretins..
> > I hardly think that would be true.
> > They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
> > extensive training!
> > To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
> > been seen as dordelling.
> > But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
> > possible.
> > There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
> > morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
> > Please think in future.
>
> Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?
>
> Mike- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I think dordelling is a much better way to spell dawdling.



critcher said...................
It's very Swiss, isn't it

On 18 June, 11:31, Ed > wrote:
> On Jun 18, 10:11*am, Mike P > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see > wrote:
>
> > > On 17 June, 17:36, Mike > wrote:
>
> > > > On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM > wrote:
> > > > >In article >, Mike says....
>
> > > > >> Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
> > > > >> inbound side.
>
> > > > >> Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
> > > > >> the roundabout on the A59
>
> > > > >> Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
> > > > >> lit and do...
>
> > > > >> A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L
>
> > > > >> ...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
> > > > >> anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
> > > > >> this ******** of a town)
>
> > > > >What were they supposed to do?
>
> > > > The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
> > > > much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.
>
> > > > Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
> > > > the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
> > > > to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
> > > > taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
> > > > close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
> > > > MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
> > > > traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
> > > > normal flow in the other.
>
> > > > Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.
>
> > > > North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
> > > > crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.
>
> > > > --- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > > Police men being cretins..
> > > I hardly think that would be true.
> > > They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
> > > extensive training!
> > > To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
> > > been seen as dordelling.
> > > But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
> > > possible.
> > > There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
> > > morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
> > > Please think in future.
>
> > Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?
>
> > Mike- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> I think dordelling is a much better way to spell dawdling.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Gud.
Aye fink sow two%

On 18 June, 10:11, Mike P > wrote:
> On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On 17 June, 17:36, Mike > wrote:
>
> > > On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM > wrote:
> > > >In article >, Mike says....
>
> > > >> Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
> > > >> inbound side.
>
> > > >> Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
> > > >> the roundabout on the A59
>
> > > >> Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
> > > >> lit and do...
>
> > > >> A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L
>
> > > >> ...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
> > > >> anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
> > > >> this ******** of a town)
>
> > > >What were they supposed to do?
>
> > > The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
> > > much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.
>
> > > Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
> > > the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
> > > to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
> > > taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
> > > close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
> > > MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
> > > traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
> > > normal flow in the other.
>
> > > Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.
>
> > > North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
> > > crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.
>
> > > --- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > Police men being cretins..
> > I hardly think that would be true.
> > They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
> > extensive training!
> > To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
> > been seen as dordelling.
> > But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
> > possible.
> > There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
> > morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
> > Please think in future.
>
> Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?
>
> Mike- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

The post is exactly what it says..
Sorry if you find this confusing.

On 18 June, 20:05, wait and see > wrote:
> On 18 June, 10:11, Mike P > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see > wrote:
>
> > > On 17 June, 17:36, Mike > wrote:
>
> > > > On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM > wrote:
> > > > >In article >, Mike says....
>
> > > > >> Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
> > > > >> inbound side.
>
> > > > >> Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
> > > > >> the roundabout on the A59
>
> > > > >> Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
> > > > >> lit and do...
>
> > > > >> A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L
>
> > > > >> ...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
> > > > >> anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
> > > > >> this ******** of a town)
>
> > > > >What were they supposed to do?
>
> > > > The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
> > > > much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.
>
> > > > Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
> > > > the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
> > > > to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
> > > > taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
> > > > close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
> > > > MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
> > > > traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
> > > > normal flow in the other.
>
> > > > Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.
>
> > > > North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
> > > > crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.
>
> > > > --- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > > Police men being cretins..
> > > I hardly think that would be true.
> > > They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
> > > extensive training!
> > > To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
> > > been seen as dordelling.
> > > But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
> > > possible.
> > > There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
> > > morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
> > > Please think in future.
>
> > Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?
>
> > Mike- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> The post is exactly what it says..
> Sorry if you find this confusing.

No, I just find your post hilarious. You've clearly never dealt with
the police.

Mike P

On 19 June, 11:58, Mike P > wrote:
> On 18 June, 20:05, wait and see > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On 18 June, 10:11, Mike P > wrote:
>
> > > On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see > wrote:
>
> > > > On 17 June, 17:36, Mike > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM > wrote:
> > > > > >In article >, Mike says...
>
> > > > > >> Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
> > > > > >> inbound side.
>
> > > > > >> Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
> > > > > >> the roundabout on the A59
>
> > > > > >> Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
> > > > > >> lit and do...
>
> > > > > >> A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L
>
> > > > > >> ...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
> > > > > >> anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
> > > > > >> this ******** of a town)
>
> > > > > >What were they supposed to do?
>
> > > > > The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
> > > > > much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.
>
> > > > > Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
> > > > > the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
> > > > > to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
> > > > > taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
> > > > > close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
> > > > > MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
> > > > > traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
> > > > > normal flow in the other.
>
> > > > > Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.
>
> > > > > North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
> > > > > crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.
>
> > > > > --- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > > > Police men being cretins..
> > > > I hardly think that would be true.
> > > > They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
> > > > extensive training!
> > > > To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
> > > > been seen as dordelling.
> > > > But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
> > > > possible.
> > > > There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
> > > > morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
> > > > Please think in future.
>
> > > Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?
>
> > > Mike- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > The post is exactly what it says..
> > Sorry if you find this confusing.
>
> No, I just find your post hilarious. *You've clearly never dealt with
> the police.
>
> Mike P- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

Quite correct..
Iam a law abiding citizen.
Infact the last time I saw our, much needed, peace keepers in action,
was back in '85 when they were dealing with the certain rioting thugs
from the great un-washed in N.Yorks. And a fine job they made of that
to! Swiftly restoring law and order so the rest of the country could
go about more important business.