Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq. wrote:

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> The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its
> yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings
> for common words.
>
> And the winners a
> 1. coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.

No, no! Way off the mark. Too many letters difference. Try this:

coffee, n. the person occupying the box

Pennyaline wrote:
>
> Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq. wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> > The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its
> > yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings
> > for common words.
> >
> > And the winners a
> > 1. coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.
>
> No, no! Way off the mark. Too many letters difference. Try this:
>
> coffee, n. the person occupying the box

ARRGGHGHH!! >:O\