My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!

Mmmmmmmmm!!!

John Kuthe...

On Jul 16, 7:54*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
> My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!

You seem to eat a lot of baked beans these days.
>
> Mmmmmmmmm!!!
>
> John Kuthe...

--Bryan

On Jul 16, 7:58*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
> On Jul 16, 7:54*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>
> > My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>
> You seem to eat a lot of baked beans these days.

Every morning! It's my standard breakfast.

John Kuthe...

>
>
>
> > Mmmmmmmmm!!!
>
> > John Kuthe...
>
> --Bryan

John Kuthe said...

> On Jul 16, 7:58*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
>> On Jul 16, 7:54*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>>
>> > My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>>
>> You seem to eat a lot of baked beans these days.
>
> Every morning! It's my standard breakfast.
>
> John Kuthe...


John,

I don't know about EVERY morning but I'm OK with that. Helped me reclaim some
of my what has become "Dog Shit Park" from the "Broads & Dogs" walking clubs.


Andy

On Jul 16, 8:12*am, Andy > wrote:
> John Kuthe said...
>
> > On Jul 16, 7:58*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
> >> On Jul 16, 7:54*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>
> >> > My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>
> >> You seem to eat a lot of baked beans these days.
>
> > Every morning! It's my standard breakfast.
>
> > John Kuthe...
>
> John,
>
> I don't know about EVERY morning but I'm OK with that. Helped me reclaim some
> of my what has become "Dog Shit Park" from the "Broads & Dogs" walking clubs.
>
You eat beans, and your incessant flatulence drives away the broads
and dogs?
>
> Andy

--Bryan

On Jul 16, 8:28*am, Bryan > wrote:
> On Jul 16, 8:12*am, Andy > wrote:
>
> > John Kuthe said...
>
> > > On Jul 16, 7:58*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
> > >> On Jul 16, 7:54*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>
> > >> > My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>
> > >> You seem to eat a lot of baked beans these days.
>
> > > Every morning! It's my standard breakfast.
>
> > > John Kuthe...
>
> > John,
>
> > I don't know about EVERY morning but I'm OK with that. Helped me reclaim some
> > of my what has become "Dog Shit Park" from the "Broads & Dogs" walking clubs.
> >
>
> You eat beans, and your incessant flatulence drives away the broads
> and dogs?
>

I startled my cat when I farted the other day! It was funny!

Of course cats are kinda high strung anyway. ;-)


>
>
> > Andy
>
> --Bryan

Bryan said...

> On Jul 16, 8:12*am, Andy > wrote:
>> John Kuthe said...
>>
>> > On Jul 16, 7:58*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
>> >> On Jul 16, 7:54*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>>
>> >> > My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>>
>> >> You seem to eat a lot of baked beans these days.
>>
>> > Every morning! It's my standard breakfast.
>>
>> > John Kuthe...
>>
>> John,
>>
>> I don't know about EVERY morning but I'm OK with that. Helped me reclaim
> some
>> of my what has become "Dog Shit Park" from the "Broads & Dogs" walking
cl
> ubs.
>>
> You eat beans, and your incessant flatulence drives away the broads
> and dogs?
>>
>> Andy
>
> --Bryan


Your point being???

On Jul 16, 8:33*am, Andy > wrote:
> Bryan said...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jul 16, 8:12*am, Andy > wrote:
> >> John Kuthe said...
>
> >> > On Jul 16, 7:58*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
> >> >> On Jul 16, 7:54*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>
> >> >> > My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>
> >> >> You seem to eat a lot of baked beans these days.
>
> >> > Every morning! It's my standard breakfast.
>
> >> > John Kuthe...
>
> >> John,
>
> >> I don't know about EVERY morning but I'm OK with that. Helped me reclaim
> > some
> >> of my what has become "Dog Shit Park" from the "Broads & Dogs" walking
> > clubs.
> >>
> > You eat beans, and your incessant flatulence drives away the broads
> > and dogs?
>
> >> Andy
>
> > --Bryan
>
> Your point being???

It is an interesting tactic. Strategic flatulence.

--Bryan

John Kuthe said...

> On Jul 16, 8:28*am, Bryan > wrote:
>> On Jul 16, 8:12*am, Andy > wrote:
>>
>> > John Kuthe said...
>>
>> > > On Jul 16, 7:58*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
>> > >> On Jul 16, 7:54*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>>
>> > >> > My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>>
>> > >> You seem to eat a lot of baked beans these days.
>>
>> > > Every morning! It's my standard breakfast.
>>
>> > > John Kuthe...
>>
>> > John,
>>
>> > I don't know about EVERY morning but I'm OK with that. Helped me
reclai
> m some
>> > of my what has become "Dog Shit Park" from the "Broads & Dogs" walking
> clubs.
>> >
>>
>> You eat beans, and your incessant flatulence drives away the broads
>> and dogs?
>>
>
> I startled my cat when I farted the other day! It was funny!
>
> Of course cats are kinda high strung anyway. ;-)


Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!

Andy

On Jul 16, 9:40*am, Andy > wrote:
> John Kuthe said...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jul 16, 8:28*am, Bryan > wrote:
> >> On Jul 16, 8:12*am, Andy > wrote:
>
> >> > John Kuthe said...
>
> >> > > On Jul 16, 7:58*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
> >> > >> On Jul 16, 7:54*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>
> >> > >> > My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>
> >> > >> You seem to eat a lot of baked beans these days.
>
> >> > > Every morning! It's my standard breakfast.
>
> >> > > John Kuthe...
>
> >> > John,
>
> >> > I don't know about EVERY morning but I'm OK with that. Helped me
> reclai
> > m some
> >> > of my what has become "Dog Shit Park" from the "Broads & Dogs" walking
> > clubs.
> >> >
>
> >> You eat beans, and your incessant flatulence drives away the broads
> >> and dogs?
>
> > I startled my cat when I farted the other day! It was funny!
>
> > Of course cats are kinda high strung anyway. ;-)
>
> Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!
>
> Andy

Perhaps not those dodging around John. They have reason to be nervous.

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

John Kane said...

>> Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!
>>
>> Andy
>
> Perhaps not those dodging around John. They have reason to be nervous.
>
> John Kane, Kingston ON Canada


I've had many sandpaper cat licks! Sis-in-Law told me it was a sign of
affection.

At first, I thought it was a lick me before eating me to death method!

I live!

Andy
Meow!

On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:51:46 -0500, Andy > wrote:

>John Kane said...
>
>>> Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!
>>>
My cat just up and runs for no good reason. 0 to 60 in two seconds...
bunches up the hallway runner.
>>
>> Perhaps not those dodging around John. They have reason to be nervous.
>>
>> John Kane, Kingston ON Canada
>
>
>I've had many sandpaper cat licks! Sis-in-Law told me it was a sign of
>affection.

It's annoying. I don't like dogs licking me either.
>
>At first, I thought it was a lick me before eating me to death method!
>
>I live!
>
That's how I feel too.

sf
personal pet warmer - my cat has a sixth sense about where I'm
sitting. My lap is a no cat zone when I'm at the computer, but he
knows when I'm sitting on the couch and wouldn't mind a cat in my lap.
Just *don't* lick me!


--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On Thu 16 Jul 2009 09:36:06a, sf told us...

> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:51:46 -0500, Andy > wrote:
>
>>John Kane said...
>>
>>>> Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!
>>>>
> My cat just up and runs for no good reason. 0 to 60 in two seconds...
> bunches up the hallway runner.
>>>
>>> Perhaps not those dodging around John. They have reason to be nervous.
>>>
>>> John Kane, Kingston ON Canada
>>
>>
>>I've had many sandpaper cat licks! Sis-in-Law told me it was a sign of
>>affection.
>
> It's annoying. I don't like dogs licking me either.
>>
>>At first, I thought it was a lick me before eating me to death method!
>>
>>I live!
>>
> That's how I feel too.
>
> sf
> personal pet warmer - my cat has a sixth sense about where I'm
> sitting. My lap is a no cat zone when I'm at the computer, but he
> knows when I'm sitting on the couch and wouldn't mind a cat in my lap.
> Just *don't* lick me!
>
>

I love the sandpaper cat licks, but can't stand the sloppy licks of dogs.
All five of our cats will lick from time to time. Several of our cats are
"lap" cats, but they know their limits as to when and where.

--
Wayne Boatwright
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oil and potatoes both grow underground so french fries may have
eventually produced themselves, had they not been invented. A.J. Esther

On Jul 16, 8:40*am, Andy > wrote:
> John Kuthe said...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jul 16, 8:28*am, Bryan > wrote:
> >> On Jul 16, 8:12*am, Andy > wrote:
>
> >> > John Kuthe said...
>
> >> > > On Jul 16, 7:58*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
> >> > >> On Jul 16, 7:54*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>
> >> > >> > My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>
> >> > >> You seem to eat a lot of baked beans these days.
>
> >> > > Every morning! It's my standard breakfast.
>
> >> > > John Kuthe...
>
> >> > John,
>
> >> > I don't know about EVERY morning but I'm OK with that. Helped me
> reclai
> > m some
> >> > of my what has become "Dog Shit Park" from the "Broads & Dogs" walking
> > clubs.
> >> >
>
> >> You eat beans, and your incessant flatulence drives away the broads
> >> and dogs?
>
> > I startled my cat when I farted the other day! It was funny!
>
> > Of course cats are kinda high strung anyway. ;-)
>
> Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!

(Looks over at Miss Kitty lounging eyes closed on her late morning
chair) Yep, I'd be inclined to agree. But beware when Psycho Kitty
comes to play!

Cats sleep an average of 13-18 hours a day, yano? Not all at once, but
in short little cat naps!

http://www.thecatsite.com/Behavior/4...-a-Catnap.html

John Kuthe...

>
> Andy

In article
>,
John Kuthe > wrote:

> My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>
> Mmmmmmmmm!!!
>
> John Kuthe...

I had leftover BBQ chicken from the weekend, a little jack cheese, dill
pickle and sunflower sprouts. ;-d
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.


Subscribe:

sf wrote:
> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:51:46 -0500, Andy > wrote:
>
>> John Kane said...
>>
>>>> Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!
>>>>
> My cat just up and runs for no good reason. 0 to 60 in two seconds...
> bunches up the hallway runner.
>>> Perhaps not those dodging around John. They have reason to be nervous.
>>>
>>> John Kane, Kingston ON Canada
>>
>> I've had many sandpaper cat licks! Sis-in-Law told me it was a sign of
>> affection.
>
> It's annoying. I don't like dogs licking me either.
>> At first, I thought it was a lick me before eating me to death method!
>>
>> I live!
>>
> That's how I feel too.
>
> sf
> personal pet warmer - my cat has a sixth sense about where I'm
> sitting. My lap is a no cat zone when I'm at the computer, but he
> knows when I'm sitting on the couch and wouldn't mind a cat in my lap.
> Just *don't* lick me!
>
>


You are in my brain... I have a cat that typically is draped over one of
my feet, or disappears periodically during the day, but if I leave the
computer to go sit on the living room couch, he knows, and will within
minutes come to sit in the crook of my legs. He tries to act like the
"alpha" cat, but is really just a big baby :-)

The lick thing? He reserves that for about 30 minutes before breakfast,
and then will lick my hair to wake me up. I keep him on a diet to
prevent him turning into a balloon. But he knows when it's close to
breakfast or dinner time. He is also VERY annoying at times. He'll lick
any plastic bags in the vicinity to just annoy me.

Bob

Omelet wrote:
> In article
> >,
> John Kuthe > wrote:
>
>> My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
>>
>> Mmmmmmmmm!!!
>>
>> John Kuthe...
>
> I had leftover BBQ chicken from the weekend, a little jack cheese, dill
> pickle and sunflower sprouts. ;-d


Interesting combo... no ketchup?

:-)

Bob

sf wrote:
> personal pet warmer - my cat has a sixth sense about where I'm
> sitting. My lap is a no cat zone when I'm at the computer, but he
> knows when I'm sitting on the couch and wouldn't mind a cat in my
> lap.
> Just *don't* lick me!

Better than my daughter's cat. He jumps on my lap, gets all the
petting he wants - then bites me. Forget that, cat.

Bob Muncie said...

> sf wrote:
>> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:51:46 -0500, Andy > wrote:
>>
>>> John Kane said...
>>>
>>>>> Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!
>>>>>
>> My cat just up and runs for no good reason. 0 to 60 in two seconds...
>> bunches up the hallway runner.
>>>> Perhaps not those dodging around John. They have reason to be nervous.
>>>>
>>>> John Kane, Kingston ON Canada
>>>
>>> I've had many sandpaper cat licks! Sis-in-Law told me it was a sign of
>>> affection.
>>
>> It's annoying. I don't like dogs licking me either.
>>> At first, I thought it was a lick me before eating me to death method!
>>>
>>> I live!
>>>
>> That's how I feel too.
>>
>> sf
>> personal pet warmer - my cat has a sixth sense about where I'm
>> sitting. My lap is a no cat zone when I'm at the computer, but he
>> knows when I'm sitting on the couch and wouldn't mind a cat in my lap.
>> Just *don't* lick me!
>>
>>
>
>
> You are in my brain... I have a cat that typically is draped over one of
> my feet, or disappears periodically during the day, but if I leave the
> computer to go sit on the living room couch, he knows, and will within
> minutes come to sit in the crook of my legs. He tries to act like the
> "alpha" cat, but is really just a big baby :-)
>
> The lick thing? He reserves that for about 30 minutes before breakfast,
> and then will lick my hair to wake me up. I keep him on a diet to
> prevent him turning into a balloon. But he knows when it's close to
> breakfast or dinner time. He is also VERY annoying at times. He'll lick
> any plastic bags in the vicinity to just annoy me.
>
> Bob


I truly understand why cats were worshipped.

Andy

On Jul 16, 11:36*am, sf > wrote:
> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:51:46 -0500, Andy > wrote:
> >John Kane said...
>
> >>> Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!
>
> My cat just up and runs for no good reason. *0 to 60 in two seconds...
> bunches up the hallway runner.

Oh, so Psycho Kitty visits you too? ;-)

John Kuthe...

John Kuthe wrote:
> On Jul 16, 11:36 am, sf > wrote:
>> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:51:46 -0500, Andy > wrote:
>>> John Kane said...
>>>>> Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!
>> My cat just up and runs for no good reason. 0 to 60 in two seconds...
>> bunches up the hallway runner.
>
> Oh, so Psycho Kitty visits you too? ;-)
>
> John Kuthe...

Are you guys sure it's not just love bites? My same example gives a
light bite when I scratch on the back near the tail. Maybe I'm just
training well :-)

Bob

Bob Muncie said...

> Are you guys sure it's not just love bites? My same example gives a
> light bite when I scratch on the back near the tail. Maybe I'm just
> training well :-)
>
> Bob


A girlfriend insisted her cat would hate me. I insisted she "Patches" would
love me. She was so skepital, declaring Patches was afraid of air!

I said I'm a cat god.

Not minutes after entering her home, Patches launched down the stairs and
jumped up on me!

Patches would even put up with my rolling over her in my sleep.

I've been a cat god for some time. How I became one, I dunno.

Andy

In article >,
Bob Muncie > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> > In article
> > >,
> > John Kuthe > wrote:
> >
> >> My home made baked beans, some ham, and brown rice!!
> >>
> >> Mmmmmmmmm!!!
> >>
> >> John Kuthe...
> >
> > I had leftover BBQ chicken from the weekend, a little jack cheese, dill
> > pickle and sunflower sprouts. ;-d
>
>
> Interesting combo... no ketchup?
>
> :-)
>
> Bob

Mustard!
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.


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"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> Bob Muncie said...
>
>> sf wrote:
>>> On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:51:46 -0500, Andy > wrote:
>>>
>>>> John Kane said...
>>>>
>>>>>> Cats? High strung? Laziest felines I ever did meet!!!
>>>>>>
>>> My cat just up and runs for no good reason. 0 to 60 in two seconds...
>>> bunches up the hallway runner.
>>>>> Perhaps not those dodging around John. They have reason to be nervous.
>>>>>
>>>>> John Kane, Kingston ON Canada
>>>>
>>>> I've had many sandpaper cat licks! Sis-in-Law told me it was a sign of
>>>> affection.
>>>
>>> It's annoying. I don't like dogs licking me either.
>>>> At first, I thought it was a lick me before eating me to death method!
>>>>
>>>> I live!
>>>>
>>> That's how I feel too.
>>>
>>> sf
>>> personal pet warmer - my cat has a sixth sense about where I'm
>>> sitting. My lap is a no cat zone when I'm at the computer, but he
>>> knows when I'm sitting on the couch and wouldn't mind a cat in my lap.
>>> Just *don't* lick me!
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> You are in my brain... I have a cat that typically is draped over one of
>> my feet, or disappears periodically during the day, but if I leave the
>> computer to go sit on the living room couch, he knows, and will within
>> minutes come to sit in the crook of my legs. He tries to act like the
>> "alpha" cat, but is really just a big baby :-)
>>
>> The lick thing? He reserves that for about 30 minutes before breakfast,
>> and then will lick my hair to wake me up. I keep him on a diet to
>> prevent him turning into a balloon. But he knows when it's close to
>> breakfast or dinner time. He is also VERY annoying at times. He'll lick
>> any plastic bags in the vicinity to just annoy me.
>>
>> Bob
>
>
> I truly understand why cats were worshipped.
>
> Andy



The ancient Egyptians weren't stupid

Jill

jmcquown said...

>> I truly understand why cats were worshipped.
>>
>> Andy
>
>
>
> The ancient Egyptians weren't stupid
>
> Jill


Jill,

Women and felines are one and the same!!!

Andy

Andy wrote:
> jmcquown said...
>
>>> I truly understand why cats were worshipped.
>>>
>>> Andy
>>
>>
>> The ancient Egyptians weren't stupid
>>
>> Jill
>
>
> Jill,
>
> Women and felines are one and the same!!!
>
> Andy
>

Andy - Somehow I doubt that. I've seen women scoff at what I put in
their bowl. The kitties? If I drizzle a little tuna juice over their
food, *I'm* a god :-) At least for the next ten minutes :-)

Bob

Bob Muncie said...

> Andy wrote:
>> jmcquown said...
>>
>>>> I truly understand why cats were worshipped.
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>>
>>> The ancient Egyptians weren't stupid
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>>
>> Jill,
>>
>> Women and felines are one and the same!!!
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
> Andy - Somehow I doubt that. I've seen women scoff at what I put in
> their bowl. The kitties? If I drizzle a little tuna juice over their
> food, *I'm* a god :-) At least for the next ten minutes :-)
>
> Bob


Easy does it on the tuna juice. Supposedly that's not a great part of a
cat's diet!

A TV (Animal Channel??) segment advice.

Andy




--
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and good
night.

On Jul 16, 5:22*pm, Andy > wrote:
> jmcquown said...
>
> >> I truly understand why cats were worshipped.
>
> >> Andy
>
> > The ancient Egyptians weren't stupid
>
> > Jill
>
> Jill,
>
> Women and felines are one and the same!!!

If you really feel that way then you need to move to rural Missouri:
http://www.riverfronttimes.com/1999-...neigh&page=100
>
> Andy

--Bryan

Bobo Bonobo® said...

> On Jul 16, 5:22 pm, Andy > wrote:
>> jmcquown said...
>>
>> >> I truly understand why cats were worshipped.
>>
>> >> Andy
>>
>> > The ancient Egyptians weren't stupid
>>
>> > Jill
>>
>> Jill,
>>
>> Women and felines are one and the same!!!
>
> If you really feel that way then you need to move to rural Missouri:
> http://www.riverfronttimes.com/1999-...say-neigh&page
> =100
>>
>> Andy
>
> --Bryan


If I wanted to read, I'd pick up a book.

Andy

On Jul 16, 6:06*pm, Andy > wrote:
> Bobo Bonobo® said...
>
>
>
> > On Jul 16, 5:22 pm, Andy > wrote:
> >> jmcquown said...
>
> >> >> I truly understand why cats were worshipped.
>
> >> >> Andy
>
> >> > The ancient Egyptians weren't stupid
>
> >> > Jill
>
> >> Jill,
>
> >> Women and felines are one and the same!!!
>
> > If you really feel that way then you need to move to rural Missouri:
> >http://www.riverfronttimes.com/1999-...sed-say-neigh&...
> > =100
>
> >> Andy
>
> > --Bryan
>
> If I wanted to read, I'd pick up a book.

And if you were horny, you'd pick up a cat.
>
> Andy

--Bryan

Andy wrote:
> Bob Muncie said...
>
>> Andy wrote:
>>> jmcquown said...
>>>
>>>>> I truly understand why cats were worshipped.
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>>
>>>> The ancient Egyptians weren't stupid
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> Jill,
>>>
>>> Women and felines are one and the same!!!
>>>
>>> Andy
>>>
>> Andy - Somehow I doubt that. I've seen women scoff at what I put in
>> their bowl. The kitties? If I drizzle a little tuna juice over their
>> food, *I'm* a god :-) At least for the next ten minutes :-)
>>
>> Bob
>
>
> Easy does it on the tuna juice. Supposedly that's not a great part of a
> cat's diet!
>
> A TV (Animal Channel??) segment advice.
>
> Andy
>
>
>
>

I've heard that to, but since it is a "treat" item, they don't see it
often enough to have issues.

My sister had a dog when I was young, that would not eat anything
without a fried egg on it. I kid you not. It simply would rather go
hungry. I've been very cautious about too many good things for the
critters. Just like I have carob chips for the dog, when I want to try
to train him ( or him me I'm guessing) instead of chocolate.

But all three current critters get dry food only, unless I'm feeling
generous, and share a small piece of meat or something while I'm cooking.

Bob

"Bobo Bonobo®" > wrote in message
...
> On Jul 16, 6:06 pm, Andy > wrote:
>> Bobo Bonobo® said...
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Jul 16, 5:22 pm, Andy > wrote:
>> >> jmcquown said...
>>
>> >> >> I truly understand why cats were worshipped.
>>
>> >> >> Andy
>>
>> >> > The ancient Egyptians weren't stupid
>>
>> >> > Jill
>>
>> >> Jill,
>>
>> >> Women and felines are one and the same!!!
>>
>> > If you really feel that way then you need to move to rural Missouri:
>> >http://www.riverfronttimes.com/1999-...sed-say-neigh&...
>> > =100
>>
>> >> Andy
>>
>> > --Bryan
>>
>> If I wanted to read, I'd pick up a book.
>
> And if you were horny, you'd pick up a cat.
>
> --Bryan

Now that was funny!

"John Kuthe" > wrote in message
...

I startled my cat when I farted the other day! It was funny!

Of course cats are kinda high strung anyway. ;-)

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Yeah, but, if they fart they look at you wondering what's that smell??? lol

"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
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> I love the sandpaper cat licks, but can't stand the sloppy licks of dogs.
> All five of our cats will lick from time to time. Several of our cats are
> "lap" cats, but they know their limits as to when and where.

But do they try to sleep on your face?

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Cheryl, who has woken up with a mouth full of fur many times
<queue Sheldon />

On Thu 16 Jul 2009 06:07:08p, Cheryl told us...

>
> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> 5.247...
>>
>> I love the sandpaper cat licks, but can't stand the sloppy licks of dogs.
>> All five of our cats will lick from time to time. Several of our cats are
>> "lap" cats, but they know their limits as to when and where.
>
> But do they try to sleep on your face?
>

LOL, not yet. We do have one 23 pound alpha female who cannot be happy
unless she sleeps between the two bed pillows.

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Wayne Boatwright
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Proust had his madeleines; I am devastated by the scent of yeast
bread rising. Bert Greene

"Cheryl" > wrote in message
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>
> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> 5.247...
>>
>> I love the sandpaper cat licks, but can't stand the sloppy licks of dogs.
>> All five of our cats will lick from time to time. Several of our cats
>> are
>> "lap" cats, but they know their limits as to when and where.
>
> But do they try to sleep on your face?
>
> --
> Cheryl, who has woken up with a mouth full of fur many times
> <queue Sheldon />

hahaha

On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:07:08 -0400, "Cheryl"
> wrote:

>
>"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
85.247...
>>
>> I love the sandpaper cat licks, but can't stand the sloppy licks of dogs.
>> All five of our cats will lick from time to time. Several of our cats are
>> "lap" cats, but they know their limits as to when and where.
>
>But do they try to sleep on your face?

NO CATS IN THE BEDROOM!

He has finally learned not to step inside. Cats can be trained,
they're just slower to admit they have limits than dogs are.

FYI: In college, my roommate had a cat that slept on her pillow... his
name was "Buns". Why? His butt was in her face most of the time.

Eeew.

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I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:03:49 -0400, "Dora" > wrote:

>sf wrote:
>> personal pet warmer - my cat has a sixth sense about where I'm
>> sitting. My lap is a no cat zone when I'm at the computer, but he
>> knows when I'm sitting on the couch and wouldn't mind a cat in my
>> lap.
>> Just *don't* lick me!
>
>Better than my daughter's cat. He jumps on my lap, gets all the
>petting he wants - then bites me. Forget that, cat.

He's a spoiled brat.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Bryan wrote:

> It is an interesting tactic. Strategic flatulence.

There are occasions when I'm eating out and there's people continuosly
talking at max volume on theyr cellphones, a thing I really can't stand:
that would be a good time to drop a big one
--
Vilco
Mai guardare Trailer park Boys senza
qualcosa da bere a portata di mano

Bob Muncie said...

> My sister had a dog when I was young, that would not eat anything
> without a fried egg on it. I kid you not. It simply would rather go
> hungry. I've been very cautious about too many good things for the
> critters. Just like I have carob chips for the dog, when I want to try
> to train him ( or him me I'm guessing) instead of chocolate.


I've heard that egg for dogs is good for their coat of fur. Adds some sheen
to it, iirc. I don't know if they are susceptible to salmonella or not.

Andy