Come and see the Hughes bitch dance! She is up for it every time, waltzing
about the place answering every single troll post going then claiming she
has got the better of them.

Why, a couple of weeks ago she scared away whole platoons of trolls by
announcing to the world that the Hughes Bitch had decreed that trolls would
henceforth be known as onanists. That made them run!

Getting back to her dance steps, do be on your guard for when she twirls and
kicks her legs high in the air for it is usually a very ghastly sight if
Mike Reid still has her knickers in his pocket.

And if she asks for requests do make sure she gives a demonstration of
Hughe's Famous Flounce! She does it every month or two as she flounces out
of ufd+m never to return, until a couple of weeks later.

Strictly June Dancing, that's ufd+m, that is!