I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.

Should I burn them or put them in the bin?

"Joe Superman" wrote in message ...
>I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>
> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?
>



Learn to control one's body and functions and master in personal hygiene.
You'll be a lot more attractive to females too.

"Light of Aria" > wrote in message
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>
> "Joe Superman" wrote in message ...
>>I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>>
>> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?
>>
>
>
>
> Learn to control one's body and functions and master in personal hygiene.
> You'll be a lot more attractive to females too.
>
Maybe your local charity shop would like them, pop in and hand them over the
counter

Gwen

<Joe Superman> wrote in message ...
>I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>
> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?
>

Just go ahead and eat them.

Gwendoline wrote:
> "Light of Aria" > wrote in
> message ...
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>> "Joe Superman" wrote in message ...
>>> I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.

You could bleach them - or you could just try to maintain a cleaner
butt-crack during the day.
Do you suffer from nerves, excessively ?
I recommend you check your pants whenever you've farted - as gas may not
always be the only form of discharge.
And although they cannot hope to keep your undies a skid-free zone, these
measures may help to reduce social ostracisation.

>>>
>>> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Learn to control one's body and functions and master in personal
>> hygiene. You'll be a lot more attractive to females too.
>>
> Maybe your local charity shop would like them, pop in and hand them
> over the counter
>
> Gwen

"Joe Superman" wrote:
> I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>
> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?
>

i suppose you could make a flag pole and stick them on the flag pole

Truth wrote:
> "Joe Superman" wrote:
>> I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>>
>> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?
>>
>
> i suppose you could make a flag pole and stick them on the flag pole

What a shining wit.

Or do I mean a whining shit ?

****ing retard.

For example: John Smith wrote:
> Truth wrote:
>> "Joe Superman" wrote:
>>> I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>>>
>>> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?
>>>
>> i suppose you could make a flag pole and stick them on the flag pole
>
> What a shining wit.
>
> Or do I mean a whining shit ?
>
> ****ing retard.
>
>
Dont know or care what you mean ****y ********

"Joe Superman" wrote:
> I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>
> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?
>

Use a pressure washer in the bathroom instead.
Or fill your crack with car body filler
Or shove an angle grinder up your arse.

These are the three well known DIY tools that will solve any problem.

On Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:31:41 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
> had this to say:

>"Joe Superman" wrote:
>> I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>>
>> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?
>>
>
>Use a pressure washer in the bathroom instead.
>Or fill your crack with car body filler
>Or shove an angle grinder up your arse.
>
>These are the three well known DIY tools that will solve any problem.

Not forgetting WD-40 of course.

--
Frank Erskine

On Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:21:21 +0000 (UTC), in
uk.media.tv.misc,uk.food+drink.misc,uk.rec.gardeni ng,rec.food.cooking,uk.d-i-y,free.uk.tv.bigbrother
you wrote:

> I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>
> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?

You should talk to the poster called Wayne Boatwright. I am sure he has
all the dirt on nasty undies. He claims to know a great deal about anal
warts.

On Mon, 20 Jul 2009 06:44:10 -0400, in rec.food.cooking you wrote:

> <Joe Superman> wrote in message ...
>>I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>>
>> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?
>>
>
> Just go ahead and eat them.

I am sure that is what you do with all your puss ridden undies.

On 20 July, 10:21, "Joe Superman" wrote:
> I have a pair of undies with severe, inground skids.
>
> Should I burn them or put them in the bin?

take them down to the Tate. They'll give you about 50 grand for them.