"May" > wrote in message ...
>I was told that regular posters to this group stood a fair chance of
>becoming an onanist. How long does it usually take?
>

Ever since I was called an onanist I have felt an overwhelming need to post
as often as possible to uf+dm. It is as if a spell has been cast o'er me.
How can I break this spell?

Help, please!

On Jul 22, 8:53*am, "Tommy" > wrote:
> "May" > wrote in ....
> >I was told that regular posters to this group stood a fair chance of
> >becoming an onanist. How long does it usually take?
>
> Ever since I was called an onanist I have felt an overwhelming need to post
> as often as possible to uf+dm. It is as if a spell has been cast o'er me.
> How can I break this spell?
>
> Help, please!

What? Your brother died and you refused to impregnate his widow?
There is no help for you.

--Bryan

"Bobo Bonobo®" > wrote in message
...
On Jul 22, 8:53 am, "Tommy" > wrote:
> "May" > wrote in ...
> >I was told that regular posters to this group stood a fair chance of
> >becoming an onanist. How long does it usually take?
>
> Ever since I was called an onanist I have felt an overwhelming need to
> post
> as often as possible to uf+dm. It is as if a spell has been cast o'er me.
> How can I break this spell?
>
> Help, please!

What? Your brother died and you refused to impregnate his widow?
There is no help for you.

--Bryan

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Eh? Hussy Harlot Hughes said bugger all about screwing my brother's wife and
anyway, they divorced about twenty years ago and I don't know where she
lives. If I screw your wife will that lift the curse?