by Jillian Madison

1. Sandra Lee lets random *** men feel her up.
It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
“sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.

2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is ***.
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
(”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
was 18. He told her he was ***, and she replied, “Of course you are!
Everybody knows that!”

3. Sandra Lee credits her *** brother for her “thoughtful sensitivity”
and her “openness and accepting quality.”
Luckily for Johnny, she DOESN’T credit him for her Kwanzaa cake.
Seriously though, we’re not sure exactly which “accepting quality”
she’s referring to, other than her willingness to accept a cocktail at 8
AM.

4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
overworked maid?

5. In the early 90s, Sandra Lee created a product called “Kurtain
Kraft.”
It’s basically a gigantic wire rack with bits of fabric stuck to it in
order to create the appearance of decorative drapery. She paid $50,000
to film the infomercial, and to hire mentor Florence Henderson as the
product spokesperson. The good news? Kurtain Kraft is now available for
$2.84 on Amazon!

6. Sandra Lee hates people who criticize her and her shows.
According to Sandra, by making fun of her, “you are taking a shot at
every woman in America who is just trying to get it done.” Thanks, but
don’t speak for me, Sandy. I’m a woman getting it done, without
pre-chopped onions or Cool Whip’s 1-800 number on my speed dial.

7. The first episode of Semi-Homemade was about candy.
Seriously! Sandra Lee wrapped marshmallows in fondant, and called the
creation “thoughtful and healthful.” Thoughtful and healthful? For who?
Willy Wonka?

8. Sandra Lee is a Semi-Homemade mother.
Sandra’s new boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo, has 3 daughters. In last month’s
Redbook interview, Sandra said, “I have three kids that are my sweetie
daughters — and we don’t say “stepmom,” we say “weekend daughter.”
WEEKEND DAUGHTER? That’s terrible. “Sorry, it’s Wednesday! You’re not my
daughter today! Come back on Saturday!”

She calls them “weekend daughters” - but what do they call her?
Steplush?

In article >,
Ubiquitous > wrote:

> 4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
> Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
> off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
> overworked maid?

I never watched the Brady Bunch - did the mother work?

--
Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"
--actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST

In article >,
Ubiquitous > wrote:

> 1. Sandra Lee lets random *** men feel her up.
> It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
> complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
> “sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.
>
> 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is ***.
> “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
> (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
> was 18. He told her he was ***, and she replied, “Of course you are!
> Everybody knows that!”

2A. Extrapolating, Sandra Lee lets her random *** younger brother feel
her up.

--
Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"
--actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST

On Jul 29, 9:59*pm, Anim8rFSK > wrote:
> In article >,
>
> *Ubiquitous > wrote:
> > 1. Sandra Lee lets random *** men feel her up.
> > It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
> > complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
> > “sure!” *They’ve been best buds ever since.
>
> > 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is ***.
> > “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
> > (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
> > was 18. He told her he was ***, and she replied, “Of course you are!
> > Everybody knows that!”
>
> 2A. *Extrapolating, Sandra Lee lets her random *** younger brother feel
> her up.

Would he want to?
>
> --
> Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
> Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"

I masturbate, therefore I am?

> --actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST

--Bryan

On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
wrote:


OK, who's Sandra Lee?

Alex, wondering why he should care...

On Jul 29, 9:57*pm, Anim8rFSK > wrote:
> In article >,
>
> *Ubiquitous > wrote:
> > 4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
> > Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
> > off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
> > overworked maid?
>
> I never watched the Brady Bunch - did the mother work?

Oh heavens no! Mr Brady was an architect! (Also *** IRL!)

John Kuthe...

>
> --
> Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
> Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"
> --actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST

On Wed, 29 Jul 2009, Anim8rFSK wrote:

> In article >,
> Ubiquitous > wrote:
>
>> 4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
>> Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
>> off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
>> overworked maid?
>
> I never watched the Brady Bunch - did the mother work?
>
I did, and I have no idea.

I think Mrs. Brady stayed at home (though likely there would
have been an episode or two where she got a job or volunteered
or something, because the script wanted to go there), but didn't
do the cleaning or cooking.

Michael

On Wed, 29 Jul 2009, Chemiker wrote:

> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
> wrote:
>
>
> OK, who's Sandra Lee?
>
> Alex, wondering why he should care...
>
I assumed she was Sara Lee's sister, or some other relative.

Michael

On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:44:13 -0400, Michael Black >
wrote:

>On Wed, 29 Jul 2009, Chemiker wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>> OK, who's Sandra Lee?
>>
>> Alex, wondering why he should care...
>>
>I assumed she was Sara Lee's sister, or some other relative.
>
> Michael

OK, got to tell you this.

SWMBO knew a woman co-worker, one Betty Crocker.
No kidding, this is real. BC was a TeaSipper, aka a UTex
alum, who, when she attended UT - Austin, was assigned
a roomie named (wait for it!) Sarah Lee. Amazing what those
people in student housing can come up with. But then, UT-A
is a BIG university.

They weren't settled in a week, when they got a call from a
male UT student who claimed they just *had* to meet. The
girls finally went along with it, and they met (No kidding) student
Duncan Hines. They all became friends and, as I heard it,
drinking buddies.

Nobody can make up stuff like this. It's too ridiculous to pass
muster. Yet life makes fools of us all, and such stories can be
passed on to the grandkids.

Alex

Alex

On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:03:39 -0500, Chemiker
> shouted from the highest rooftop:

>Nobody can make up stuff like this. It's too ridiculous to pass
>muster.

So far so good. But if you'd told me they'd also become friends with
Aunt Jemima and Chef Boyardee I'd start to have some doubts.


--

una cerveza mas por favor ...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~
Wax-up and drop-in of Surfing's Golden Years: <http://www.surfwriter.net>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~

On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:53:42 -0500, Chemiker
> wrote:

>On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
>wrote:
>
>
>OK, who's Sandra Lee?
>
>Alex, wondering why he should care...

You don't want to know, but I'll say she's not as bad as they make it.
She cooks like most of us do (on occasion) and I don't think her show
is a bad thing. The people who diss her have no cooking skills and no
life.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:03:39 -0500, Chemiker
> wrote:

>OK, got to tell you this.
>
>SWMBO knew a woman co-worker, one Betty Crocker.
<snip>
>
>They weren't settled in a week, when they got a call from a
>male UT student who claimed they just *had* to meet. The
>girls finally went along with it, and they met (No kidding) student
>Duncan Hines. They all became friends and, as I heard it,
>drinking buddies.
>
>Nobody can make up stuff like this. It's too ridiculous to pass
>muster.

LOLOL! You're right! This is the stuff you tell your grandchildren.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Chemiker wrote:
> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
> wrote:
>
>
> OK, who's Sandra Lee?

The host of "Semi-Homemade" and "Money Saving Meals" on the Food
Network. The premise of the show is that the meals are partially
pre-packaged and partially home-made.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/semi-home...lee/index.html
http://www.foodnetwork.com/sandras-m...als/index.html

>
> Alex, wondering why he should care...

Ubi is obsessed with the tablescapes and booze.

On Jul 30, 1:56*am, sf > wrote:
> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:53:42 -0500, Chemiker
>
> > wrote:
> >On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
> >wrote:
>
> >OK, who's Sandra Lee?
>
> >Alex, wondering why he should care...
>
> You don't want to know, but I'll say she's not as bad as they make it.
> She cooks like most of us do (on occasion) and I don't think her show
> is a bad thing. *The people who diss her have no cooking skills and no
> life.
>
>
Sandra Lee, to quote Sheldon, is a ****tard and a drunken lush to top
it off. Who she is screwing to have a tv show I'm not sure I want to
know.

Take a look at this montage of the drunkard and listen to her comments
about cilantro. The woman is just plain stupid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY

wrote:
> Ubiquitous > wrote:

>> 4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
>> Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
>> off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
>> overworked maid?
>
>I never watched the Brady Bunch - did the mother work?

I don't think she did, now that you mention it...

wrote:
> Ubiquitous > wrote:

>> 1. Sandra Lee lets random *** men feel her up.
>> It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
>> complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
>> “sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.
>>
>> 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is ***.
>> “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
>> (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
>> was 18. He told her he was ***, and she replied, “Of course you are!
>> Everybody knows that!”
>
>2A. Extrapolating, Sandra Lee lets her random *** younger brother feel
>her up.

Hurray for the transitive property?


--
WARNING!!!
Use of these recipes may be hazardous to your health, food budget,
standing in your community and liver function. Use at your own risk!!
We assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while eating
the "food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not
sure where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of
Miss Lee.

On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:47:56 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

> On Jul 30, 1:56*am, sf > wrote:
>> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:53:42 -0500, Chemiker
>>
>> > wrote:
>>>On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
>>>wrote:
>>
>>>OK, who's Sandra Lee?
>>
>>>Alex, wondering why he should care...
>>
>> You don't want to know, but I'll say she's not as bad as they make it.
>> She cooks like most of us do (on occasion) and I don't think her show
>> is a bad thing. *The people who diss her have no cooking skills and no
>> life.
>>
>>
> Sandra Lee, to quote Sheldon, is a ****tard and a drunken lush to top
> it off. Who she is screwing to have a tv show I'm not sure I want to
> know.
>

being called a ****tard and drunken lush by sheldon would really hurt.

your pal,
blake

In article >,
sf > wrote:

> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:53:42 -0500, Chemiker
> > wrote:

> >OK, who's Sandra Lee?
> >
> >Alex, wondering why he should care...
>
> You don't want to know, but I'll say she's not as bad as they make it.

Yeah, she's worse! :-)

She should be on the comedy channel, not the food channel.

> She cooks like most of us do (on occasion) and I don't think her show
> is a bad thing.

I don't need to see food cooked poorly, and her show is poorly produced
as well. She doesn't follow her own recipes, and the things she says
sometimes don't make sense.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA

In article
>,
wrote:

> On Jul 30, 1:56*am, sf > wrote:

> > You don't want to know, but I'll say she's not as bad as they make it.
> > She cooks like most of us do (on occasion) and I don't think her show
> > is a bad thing. *The people who diss her have no cooking skills and no
> > life.
> >
> >
> Sandra Lee, to quote Sheldon, is a ****tard and a drunken lush to top
> it off. Who she is screwing to have a tv show I'm not sure I want to
> know.

I think it's pretty common knowledge. And rumor has it, that since he
is a millionaire, he may be in fact paying for the show.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA

On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:36:17 -0400, jewahe >
wrote:

>Chemiker wrote:
>> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>> OK, who's Sandra Lee?

>The host of "Semi-Homemade" and "Money Saving Meals" on the Food
>Network. The premise of the show is that the meals are partially
>pre-packaged and partially home-made.

My question was made with tongue firmly planted in cheek....

Alex

Sandra's next show....

"Total Drive-thru"

Andy

wrote:
>On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
>wrote:

>OK, who's Sandra Lee?
>Alex, wondering why he should care...

A woman with a show on the Food network in which she reheats packaged
food from the store, then over-decorates the table to the point that
you can't eat at it (in this case, it's a Good Thing), then makes a
high-octane Jesus Juice cocktail.

--
WARNING!!!
Use of these recipes may be hazardous to your health, food budget,
standing in your community and liver function. Use at your own risk!!
We assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while eating
the "food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not
sure where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of
Miss Lee.

On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Ubiquitous wrote:

> wrote:
>> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
>> wrote:
>
>> OK, who's Sandra Lee?
>> Alex, wondering why he should care...
>
> A woman with a show on the Food network in which she reheats packaged
> food from the store, then over-decorates the table to the point that
> you can't eat at it (in this case, it's a Good Thing), then makes a
> high-octane Jesus Juice cocktail.
>
The Galloping Gourmet approach? If you drink enough, the taste
won't matter?

Michael

In article e.net>,
Michael Black > wrote:

> On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Ubiquitous wrote:
>
> > wrote:
> >> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
> >> wrote:
> >
> >> OK, who's Sandra Lee?
> >> Alex, wondering why he should care...
> >
> > A woman with a show on the Food network in which she reheats packaged
> > food from the store, then over-decorates the table to the point that
> > you can't eat at it (in this case, it's a Good Thing), then makes a
> > high-octane Jesus Juice cocktail.
> >
> The Galloping Gourmet approach? If you drink enough, the taste
> won't matter?
>
> Michael

Oh, dear god, no. She drinks as much before breakfast as the GG did in
a season.

--
Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"
--actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST

On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Anim8rFSK wrote:


>> The Galloping Gourmet approach? If you drink enough, the taste
>> won't matter?
>>
>> Michael
>
> Oh, dear god, no. She drinks as much before breakfast as the GG did in
> a season.
>
She's just taken the concept further.

I was reading a biography of Jack Kerouac a few weeks ago, a thirty
year old book that I finally read, and in his last days not only did
he spend a lot of time drinking (not a new story) but he spent a lot
of time watching tv (not new either), but the book did specifically
mentiong "The Galloping Gourmet". RIght there on the day he started
hemorraging, which caused his death some hours later.

Michael

"Ubiquitous" > wrote in message
...
> wrote:
>> Ubiquitous > wrote:
>
>>> 4. Sandra Lee's mentor is Florence Henderson.
>>> Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
>>> off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
>>> overworked maid?
>>
>>I never watched the Brady Bunch - did the mother work?
>
> I don't think she did, now that you mention it...
>

And what's really creepy is Florence Henderson was having sex with Barry
Williams, the actor who played Greg Brady. Well she says they didn't and he
says they did. But they both admit to having lengthy kissing matches off
set.

Paul

On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:29:22 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote:

>She doesn't follow her own recipes, and the things she says
>sometimes don't make sense.

I don't watch it enough to know those things.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

In article >,
sf > wrote:

> On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:29:22 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote:
>
> >She doesn't follow her own recipes, and the things she says
> >sometimes don't make sense.
>
> I don't watch it enough to know those things.

I watch every few months. That's enough to tell.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA

On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:03:56 -0400, Michael Black >
wrote:

>On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Ubiquitous wrote:
>
>> wrote:
>>> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
>>> wrote:



>The Galloping Gourmet approach? If you drink enough, the taste
>won't matter?

AH, now *that* one I recall. Seems on one show his liver actually
leaped free of his body and crawled across the floor of the set.
He just stared at it.....

Alex

In article e.net>,
Michael Black > wrote:

> On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Anim8rFSK wrote:
>
>
> >> The Galloping Gourmet approach? If you drink enough, the taste
> >> won't matter?
> >>
> >> Michael
> >
> > Oh, dear god, no. She drinks as much before breakfast as the GG did in
> > a season.
> >
> She's just taken the concept further.
>
> I was reading a biography of Jack Kerouac a few weeks ago, a thirty
> year old book that I finally read, and in his last days not only did
> he spend a lot of time drinking (not a new story) but he spent a lot
> of time watching tv (not new either), but the book did specifically
> mentiong "The Galloping Gourmet". RIght there on the day he started
> hemorraging, which caused his death some hours later.
>
> Michael

ack

--
Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"
--actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST

On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:26:44 -0500, Chemiker wrote:

> On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:03:56 -0400, Michael Black >
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Ubiquitous wrote:
>>
>>> wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:50:07 -0400, Ubiquitous >
>>>> wrote:
>
>>The Galloping Gourmet approach? If you drink enough, the taste
>>won't matter?
>
> AH, now *that* one I recall. Seems on one show his liver actually
> leaped free of his body and crawled across the floor of the set.
> He just stared at it.....
>
> Alex

it's lucky he didn't roll it in breadcrumbs and sauté it.

your pal,
blake

She also seems to turn into Julia Child when she says the word
couscous. Her voice just fluctuated up several octives. I wonder if I
will go to hell for even mentioning Julia Child in the same sentence
with Sandra.


Sam

Ubiquitous wrote:
> by Jillian Madison
>
> 1. Sandra Lee lets random *** men feel her up.
> It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party,
> complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said
> “sure!” They’ve been best buds ever since.
>
> 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is ***.
> “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” John Paul Christiansen
> (”Johnny”) moved to Los Angeles to live with big sis Sandra Lee when he
> was 18. He told her he was ***, and she replied, “Of course you are!
> Everybody knows that!”
>
> 3. Sandra Lee credits her *** brother for her “thoughtful sensitivity”
> and her “openness and accepting quality.”
> Luckily for Johnny, she DOESN’T credit him for her Kwanzaa cake.
> Seriously though, we’re not sure exactly which “accepting quality”
> she’s referring to, other than her willingness to accept a cocktail at 8
> AM.
>
> 4. Sandra Lee’s mentor is Florence Henderson.
> Why am I not surprised that Sandra Lee idolizes a TV mother who dumped
> off child rearing duties and all cooking responsibilities on an
> overworked maid?
>
> 5. In the early 90s, Sandra Lee created a product called “Kurtain
> Kraft.”
> It’s basically a gigantic wire rack with bits of fabric stuck to it in
> order to create the appearance of decorative drapery. She paid $50,000
> to film the infomercial, and to hire mentor Florence Henderson as the
> product spokesperson. The good news? Kurtain Kraft is now available for
> $2.84 on Amazon!
>
> 6. Sandra Lee hates people who criticize her and her shows.
> According to Sandra, by making fun of her, “you are taking a shot at
> every woman in America who is just trying to get it done.” Thanks, but
> don’t speak for me, Sandy. I’m a woman getting it done, without
> pre-chopped onions or Cool Whip’s 1-800 number on my speed dial.
>
> 7. The first episode of Semi-Homemade was about candy.
> Seriously! Sandra Lee wrapped marshmallows in fondant, and called the
> creation “thoughtful and healthful.” Thoughtful and healthful? For who?
> Willy Wonka?
>
> 8. Sandra Lee is a Semi-Homemade mother.
> Sandra’s new boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo, has 3 daughters. In last month’s
> Redbook interview, Sandra said, “I have three kids that are my sweetie
> daughters — and we don’t say “stepmom,” we say “weekend daughter.”
> WEEKEND DAUGHTER? That’s terrible. “Sorry, it’s Wednesday! You’re not my
> daughter today! Come back on Saturday!”
>
> She calls them “weekend daughters” - but what do they call her?
> Steplush?
>

I'm just going to assume you know her background.

You do realize she is formally trained right?

Just because she has a show that was based on making entertaining an
easy option, does not make her an idiot.

If I could make a few hundred thousand dollars doing that, it's likely I
would do the same.

I just thought you might want to consider the obvious in case it didn't
occur to you.


Bob

wrote:

>I'm just going to assume you know her background.

Yes, I do -- several versions of it, in fact!

>You do realize she is formally trained right?

Only if you consider spending a week at a branch office of the Cordon
Bleu before dropping out because (choose one) 1) She got tired of
stirring baulabaise 2) She was tired of cleaning tenderloins 3) She
thought using Bisquick was a better way to bake than that measuring
flour monkey-business as "formally trained".

>Just because she has a show that was based on making entertaining an
>easy option, does not make her an idiot.

Only if you consider spending hours hot-glueing plates together or
ripping up poetry books and scorching the pages as an "easy option".

--
That's the great thing about Semi-Homemade Cooking: No matter how bad
we think it's going to be, Sandy manages to make it even worse.
-- orchidgal

On Jul 30, 12:35*am, bob in nz > wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:03:39 -0500, Chemiker
> > shouted from the highest rooftop:
>
> >Nobody can make up stuff like this. It's too ridiculous to pass
> >muster.
>
> So far so good. But if you'd told me they'd also become friends with
> Aunt Jemima and Chef Boyardee I'd start to have some doubts.
>
A Black woman and an Italian man together? In Texas? They'd better
not leave the Austin city limits.

--Bryan

On Sep 2, 9:08*am, Ubiquitous > wrote:
> wrote:
> >I'm just going to assume you know her background.
>
> Yes, I do -- several versions of it, in fact!
>
> >You do realize she is formally trained right?
>
> Only if you consider spending a week at a branch office of the Cordon
> Bleu before dropping out because (choose one) 1) She got tired of
> stirring baulabaise 2) She was tired of cleaning tenderloins 3) She
> thought using Bisquick was a better way to bake than that measuring
> flour monkey-business as "formally trained".
>
> >Just because she has a show that was based on making entertaining an
> >easy option, does not make her an idiot.
>
> Only if you consider spending hours hot-glueing plates together or
> ripping up poetry books and scorching the pages as an "easy option".
>
> --
> That's the great thing about Semi-Homemade Cooking: No matter how bad
> we think it's going to be, Sandy manages to make it even worse.
> * * * * -- orchidgal

There are enough Bisquick and Cool Whip recipes on this site to make
Sandra jealous:
http://foodforu.ca/recipes.html
See the Bisquick recipes and the Jello recipes.
You'll love it.

--Bryan
http://www.vistaprint.com/sf/_langid...1&renderMode=3