On Tue 11 Aug 2009 07:15:57p, Phil..c told us...

> From This mornings news which gave me a chuckle .
>
> But seriously how to use that many ?
> Culprit may need recipes
>
> From the broadcast .
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> Cucumber heists baffle police
>
>
> Police baffled by cucumber thefts
>
> * Map: Virginia 5120
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> A string of cucumber thefts from market gardens in northern Adelaide
> have authorities baffled.
>
> Chief Inspector Kym Zander says more than $10,000 worth of cucumbers
> have been stolen in 11 separate robberies since late May.
>
> He says, in the latest robbery, 50 bags of cucumbers were taken from a
> glasshouse at Virginia last Saturday night.
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> "It's certainly a unique theft and the volume is something that we're
> having difficulty establishing where they're going," he said.
>
> "The issue with the cucumber is how do you and I tell who owns a
> different cucumber?"
>

They need to take a look Barb's basement!

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Wayne Boatwright
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eventually gas. Roseanne, "Don't Make Me Over," May 1992, spoken
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