Yet another reason why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the
net. ;-)

http://www.food-med.com/eating-fruit...right-way.html

or

http://tinyurl.com/lyxldb

And if you really want a laugh check out the "Eating Guidelines" link in
the menu...

I liked this one:

<quote>
15. Don't find fault with the food.
Don't criticize the food in front of you. If the food is obviously bad
for you, don't eat it. Avoid eating while accompanied by bad feelings.
If you like it, eat it and praise the food and the cook. If you don't
like it, leave the food and say nothing.
</quote>
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

"ChattyCathy" > wrote in message
...
> Yet another reason why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the
> net. ;-)
>
> http://www.food-med.com/eating-fruit...right-way.html
>
Agreed! Absolute twaddle!

In article >,
ChattyCathy > wrote:

> Yet another reason why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the
> net. ;-)
>
> http://www.food-med.com/eating-fruit...right-way.html
>
> or
>
> http://tinyurl.com/lyxldb
>
> And if you really want a laugh check out the "Eating Guidelines" link in
> the menu...
>
> I liked this one:
>
> <quote>
> 15. Don't find fault with the food.
> Don't criticize the food in front of you. If the food is obviously bad
> for you, don't eat it. Avoid eating while accompanied by bad feelings.
> If you like it, eat it and praise the food and the cook. If you don't
> like it, leave the food and say nothing.
> </quote>

The nonsense about not eating fruit after a meal is a variation of the
"Fit for Life" book that came out about 25 years ago. As for #15,
that's more Emily Post than nutrition.

Cindy

--
C.J. Fuller

Delete the obvious to email me

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:22:48 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:

> Yet another reason why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the
> net. ;-)
>
> http://www.food-med.com/eating-fruit...right-way.html
>
> or
>
> http://tinyurl.com/lyxldb
>
> And if you really want a laugh check out the "Eating Guidelines" link in
> the menu...
>
> I liked this one:
>
> <quote>
> 15. Don't find fault with the food.
> Don't criticize the food in front of you. If the food is obviously bad
> for you, don't eat it. Avoid eating while accompanied by bad feelings.
> If you like it, eat it and praise the food and the cook. If you don't
> like it, leave the food and say nothing.
> </quote>

and more of this jazz:

According to researcher Dr. Herbert Sehlton, acidic fruits such orange and
lemon become alkaline in our body, so there's no worry about fruits being
'too acidic' when taken on an empty stomach.

your pal,
blake

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:22:48 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:
>
>> Yet another reason why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the
>> net. ;-)
>>
>> http://www.food-med.com/eating-fruit...right-way.html
>>
>> or
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/lyxldb
>>
>> And if you really want a laugh check out the "Eating Guidelines" link in
>> the menu...
>>
>> I liked this one:
>>
>> <quote>
>> 15. Don't find fault with the food.
>> Don't criticize the food in front of you. If the food is obviously bad
>> for you, don't eat it. Avoid eating while accompanied by bad feelings.
>> If you like it, eat it and praise the food and the cook. If you don't
>> like it, leave the food and say nothing.
>> </quote>
>
> and more of this jazz:
>
> According to researcher Dr. Herbert Sehlton, acidic fruits such orange and
> lemon become alkaline in our body, so there's no worry about fruits being
> 'too acidic' when taken on an empty stomach.
>
Were those findings published in the National Enquirer? {;-)

On Aug 16, 2:22*pm, ChattyCathy > wrote:
> Yet another reason why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the
> net. ;-)
>
> http://www.food-med.com/eating-fruit...right-way.html
>
> or
>
> http://tinyurl.com/lyxldb
>
> And if you really want a laugh check out the "Eating Guidelines" link in
> the menu...

Somehow I think I'd be a bit more confident if the writer understood
English: Eating Fruits is not exactly good English.

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

On Aug 17, 11:01*am, "graham" > wrote:
> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:22:48 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:
>
> >> Yet another reason why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the
> >> net. ;-)
>
> >>http://www.food-med.com/eating-fruit...right-way.html
>
> >> or
>
> >>http://tinyurl.com/lyxldb
>
> >> And if you really want a laugh check out the "Eating Guidelines" link in
> >> the menu...
>
> >> I liked this one:
>
> >> <quote>
> >> 15. Don't find fault with the food.
> >> Don't criticize the food in front of you. If the food is obviously bad
> >> for you, don't eat it. Avoid eating while accompanied by bad feelings.
> >> If you like it, eat it and praise the food and the cook. If you don't
> >> like it, leave the food and say nothing.
> >> </quote>
>
> > and more of this jazz:
>
> > According to researcher Dr. Herbert Sehlton, acidic fruits such orange and
> > lemon become alkaline in our body, so there's no worry about fruits being
> > 'too acidic' when taken on an empty stomach.
>
> Were those findings published in the National Enquirer? {;-)

Of course not. The National Enquirer is a reputable rag.

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

"Johnny Sugar Kane" wrote:
> ChattyCathy wrote:
>
> Yet another reason why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the
> net. ;-)
>
> http://www.food-med.com/eating-fruit...right-way.html
>
Somehow I think I'd be a bit more confident if the writer understood
English: Eating Fruits is not exactly good English.

It is if you're ***... and I strongly suspect you are since you capitalized
"Fruits"... gonna start callin' you Johnny Sugar Kane! LOL Don't you have
anything better to do but lurk and snipe... schweetie!

brooklyn1 wrote:


> Somehow I think I'd be a bit more confident if the writer understood
> English: Eating Fruits is not exactly good English.
>
> It is if you're ***... and I strongly suspect you are since you capitalized
> "Fruits"... gonna start callin' you Johnny Sugar Kane! LOL Don't you have
> anything better to do but lurk and snipe... schweetie!

Incorrect phrasing. Should be "It is AS if you're ***".

All spelling/grammer attacks contain spelling/grammer errors. One
of the Laws of Usenet.

"RegForte" > wrote in message
...
> brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>
>> Somehow I think I'd be a bit more confident if the writer understood
>> English: Eating Fruits is not exactly good English.
>>
>> It is if you're ***... and I strongly suspect you are since you
>> capitalized "Fruits"... gonna start callin' you Johnny Sugar Kane! LOL
>> Don't you have anything better to do but lurk and snipe... schweetie!
>
> Incorrect phrasing. Should be "It is AS if you're ***".
>
> All spelling/grammer attacks contain spelling/grammer errors. One
> of the Laws of Usenet.
>
Like grammar?

RegForte wrote:
> brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>
>> Somehow I think I'd be a bit more confident if the writer understood
>> English: Eating Fruits is not exactly good English.
>>
>> It is if you're ***... and I strongly suspect you are since you
>> capitalized "Fruits"... gonna start callin' you Johnny Sugar Kane! LOL
>> Don't you have anything better to do but lurk and snipe... schweetie!
>
> Incorrect phrasing. Should be "It is AS if you're ***".
>
Nope. Sheldon just had his "coming out".
It certainly explains his obsession with butts.

Although he phrased the following part wrong. That should be :
"and I strongly suspect you are, too" etc.

> All spelling/grammer attacks contain spelling/grammer errors. One
> of the Laws of Usenet.

There's that, yes ;-P

Cheers,

Michael Kuettner

"RegForte" > wrote in message
...
> brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>
>> Somehow I think I'd be a bit more confident if the writer understood
>> English: Eating Fruits is not exactly good English.
>>
>> It is if you're ***... and I strongly suspect you are since you
>> capitalized "Fruits"... gonna start callin' you Johnny Sugar Kane! LOL
>> Don't you have anything better to do but lurk and snipe... schweetie!
>
> Incorrect phrasing. Should be "It is AS if you're ***".
>
> All spelling/grammer attacks contain spelling/grammer errors. One
> of the Laws of Usenet.
>

Nope... I wrote it eggsactly AS I meant it... you obviously failed English
1.

"Michael Kuettner" babbled gibberish:
> RegForte scrawled buffoonery:
>> brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Somehow I think I'd be a bit more confident if the writer understood
>>> English: Eating Fruits is not exactly good English.
>>>
>>> It is if you're ***... and I strongly suspect you are since you
>>> capitalized "Fruits"... gonna start callin' you Johnny Sugar Kane! LOL
>>> Don't you have anything better to do but lurk and snipe... schweetie!
>>
>> Incorrect phrasing. Should be "It is AS if you're ***".

Are those complete sentences? duh

> Nope. Sheldon just had his "coming out".
> It certainly explains his obsession with butts.
>
> Although he phrased the following part wrong. That should be :
> "and I strongly suspect you are, too" etc.
>

Your "too" is superfluous and is an indication of your being uneducated, as
is your superfluous comma, because the comma belongs after your "too",
before your "etc.". And your "etc." indicates that you are a moron,
actually a ****ing moron... there is nothing to enumerate. Yoose two should
live together, you're both equally uneducated. I'm sure there's a
government ESL program of which you can both avail yourselves.