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Just heard this one from Henny Youngman, and it seems to fit into a recent
discussion he

A homeless man knocks on the door of a house. When the housewife answers, he
says, "Ma'am, I'm very hungry. Do you have any food you can spare?"

The housewife replies, "Would you eat day-old leftovers from a barbecue?"

"SURE!" the homeless guy says.

"Come back tomorrow."

Bob

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Bob Terwilliger wrote:

> Just heard this one from Henny Youngman, and it seems to fit into a
> recent discussion he
>
> A homeless man knocks on the door of a house. When the housewife
> answers, he says, "Ma'am, I'm very hungry. Do you have any food you
> can spare?"
>
> The housewife replies, "Would you eat day-old leftovers from a
> barbecue?"
>
> "SURE!" the homeless guy says.
>
> "Come back tomorrow."



Hehe, that Henny...


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Greg


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