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First, the spoon terrorist caught at Tesco in England:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217504

Now, the Australian spoon abusing mom:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1225786850952
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Mark Thorson wrote:
> First, the spoon terrorist caught at Tesco in England:
>
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217504
>
> Now, the Australian spoon abusing mom:
>
> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1225786850952



I guess "spooning" doesn't mean the same thing it did in our
grandparents' generation.

Would it be OK to swat a kid's behind with a cell phone? An IPod?

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On Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:58:55 -0600, Gloria P >
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>Mark Thorson wrote:
>> First, the spoon terrorist caught at Tesco in England:
>>
>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217504
>>
>> Now, the Australian spoon abusing mom:
>>
>> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1225786850952

>
>
>I guess "spooning" doesn't mean the same thing it did in our
>grandparents' generation.
>
>Would it be OK to swat a kid's behind with a cell phone? An IPod?
>


No. I think you pitch them at heads.


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sf wrote:
> On Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:58:55 -0600, Gloria P >
> wrote:
>
>> Mark Thorson wrote:
>>> First, the spoon terrorist caught at Tesco in England:
>>>
>>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217504
>>>
>>> Now, the Australian spoon abusing mom:
>>>
>>> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1225786850952

>>
>> I guess "spooning" doesn't mean the same thing it did in our
>> grandparents' generation.
>>
>> Would it be OK to swat a kid's behind with a cell phone? An IPod?
>>

>
> No. I think you pitch them at heads.
>
>

Head strikes are illegal now due to the Victorian Police getting caught
doing so
Now arm bars and some rib tickling is all you can employ
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On Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:51:45 +1000, atec 7 7 <"atec >
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>Head strikes are illegal now due to the Victorian Police getting caught
>doing so
> Now arm bars and some rib tickling is all you can employ


We don't get points for distance and accuracy anymore? Does this mean
that all those hours of training (throwing paper wads in class) have
been wasted?

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