So the hubby is going on a diet, we have a bunch of new exercise equipment.
He loves pasta, but in future he's going to have to knock it off. Last
night night he promised to start exercising in earnest this weekend, so to
be nice I made him a nice pasta meal - his *last* for quite a whiles if I
have anything to say about it!

It was a real nice meal, I'd like to share my recipe:


"Pasta Pasta Pasta

BE CAREFUL !

Cook some noodles in boiling water, pour off the excess water, and let the
noodles cool off. Then make a penis-size hole in the pasta, which should be
fairly stuck together at this stage. Then away you go. The wet pasta should
be enough for a lube. Caution: Don't be too eager with this one - to avoid
burning yourself, the pasta must have cooled enough so you could hold a
finger inside it without any problem. And please, don't serve the pasta to
your family afterwards!

Comments:

"might be a little stupid here, but what holds the pasta together while you
are using it? I would think you would need to put the cooked pasta in
something before inserting yourself..."

"i tried this but i poured hot butter on top and it feels so good when the
hot butter is poured i ejaculated like crazy,.."

"was a pretty good time.Thanks to who thought it up.
I just started recently experimenting with some of really creative jackin'
suggestions on this site. I must say that the pasta/pasta was OUTSTANDING.
Didn't take all that long to cook up the pasta. Suggestion: don't really
need to cook up all that much pasta. Loved sticking myself in the very warm
pasta/vagina. Felt an awful lot like being inside my wife. Ejaculated really
fast. Sure I'll be cooking up more pasta in the future..."

"I don't like the idea of using any kind of food with my mastrabating....I
just feel like I am using food to have fun while so many other people around
the world are starving...I just don't think it's a very moral thing to do. ~
16 male..."

"it is also nice to try it in a hot pocket, but be sure not to burn your hea
d..."

"Put the macaronie inside a hollowed out cantalope, next best thing to being
there.."


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