Once again, SLop looks like she fell asleep in a tanning machine while
wearing a long ranger mask. Possibly in a vain attempt to distract
attention from her orange face, she wore a black oriental-style shirt
with a "foot o' cleavage" collar. Gah!

SLop's claims that pineaple juice + brown sugar == honey is beyond
ridiculous, and I'm not even going to go into her SLoppy math there, but
the most glaring was her claim that 29 cents is 75% of 60 cents. OK,
then there's her claim that Chinese take-out costs 30 to 40 dollars for
a family of four; the cost of her meal, assuming it's honest, is only a
little less than what I pay, plus, it would taste better.

Apparently FN got a new intern to do the post production work. I noticed
spots where the sound level (or background hum) changed audibly, but the
post-production voice-overs seemed less obvious than usual.

I am sure I asked this before, but I thought you weren't sppsd to use
the marinade after soaking your meat in it.

Uh-oh! Cocktail time is making a comeback! I loved how she dutifully
told us how much more it cost with the booze, and yes, she practically
overturned the bottle over that pitcher. Aren't you glad Aunt Sandie
figured out that the drinks at a bar are more expensive than making them
yourself?

Those fortune cookies were bogus, but to be honest, I expected her to
try and use those Wanton wrappers to make them.

--
That's the great thing about Semi-Homemade Cooking: No matter how bad
we think it's going to be, Sandy manages to make it even worse.
-- orchidgal