"PeterL" > wrote in message ...
| Just had a conversation with a mate (in his early 60's) who's had his
| first computer for about 6 months and is still learning out to fly it. He
| has internet access and he has an email address.
|
| Anyhoo's, he typed up a report on his computer, printed it and wanted to
| send me a fax!!! After a couple of explosive expletives from me, I told
| him to email it to me. I've shown him how to do it on about 5 occasions
| now, and he keeps forgetting as he's not using it.
|
| So he says "My 16yo grandson is here, tell him what has to be done and he
| can show me." The kid is a 'surfer dude'.
........
Blah Blah Blah

So our idiot-savant "skydiving dude" hasn't figured out yet that the
hand-held devices are the present and future of communications, and
the use of a silent-room pc to send attachments to emails is quite
passé. But it is heartening that you were brave enough to chew our this
kid who was trying to help you because he had music playing and didn't
say "Salaam Your Majesty, Your Holiness" instead of "yep."

Thank you so much, Your Honor, for having posted this highly important
crap to show us how Enlightened you are. I hope you assigned the little
demeaning brat to hell. Particularly for his arrogance. Imagine being
proud of being promoted in one of his first jobs. The insufferable cad.
But that's right, you never have had a job, have you?

pavane

On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 20:33:03 -0500, "pavane"
> wrote:

>
>"PeterL" > wrote in message ...
>| Just had a conversation with a mate (in his early 60's) who's had his
>| first computer for about 6 months and is still learning out to fly it. He
>| has internet access and he has an email address.
>|
>| Anyhoo's, he typed up a report on his computer, printed it and wanted to
>| send me a fax!!! After a couple of explosive expletives from me, I told
>| him to email it to me. I've shown him how to do it on about 5 occasions
>| now, and he keeps forgetting as he's not using it.
>|
>| So he says "My 16yo grandson is here, tell him what has to be done and he
>| can show me." The kid is a 'surfer dude'.
>.......
>Blah Blah Blah
>
>So our idiot-savant "skydiving dude" hasn't figured out yet that the
>hand-held devices are the present and future of communications, and
>the use of a silent-room pc to send attachments to emails is quite
>passé. But it is heartening that you were brave enough to chew our this
>kid who was trying to help you because he had music playing and didn't
>say "Salaam Your Majesty, Your Holiness" instead of "yep."
>
>Thank you so much, Your Honor, for having posted this highly important
>crap to show us how Enlightened you are. I hope you assigned the little
>demeaning brat to hell. Particularly for his arrogance. Imagine being
>proud of being promoted in one of his first jobs. The insufferable cad.
>But that's right, you never have had a job, have you?
>
>pavane
>
Wow. I sure didn't get all of that out of what you quoted.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

"sf" > wrote in message ...
| On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 20:33:03 -0500, "pavane"
| > wrote:
|
| >
| >"PeterL" > wrote in message ...
| >| Just had a conversation with a mate (in his early 60's) who's had his
| >| first computer for about 6 months and is still learning out to fly it. He
| >| has internet access and he has an email address.
| >|
| >| Anyhoo's, he typed up a report on his computer, printed it and wanted to
| >| send me a fax!!! After a couple of explosive expletives from me, I told
| >| him to email it to me. I've shown him how to do it on about 5 occasions
| >| now, and he keeps forgetting as he's not using it.
| >|
| >| So he says "My 16yo grandson is here, tell him what has to be done and he
| >| can show me." The kid is a 'surfer dude'.
| >.......
| >Blah Blah Blah
| >
| >So our idiot-savant "skydiving dude" hasn't figured out yet that the
| >hand-held devices are the present and future of communications, and
| >the use of a silent-room pc to send attachments to emails is quite
| >passé. But it is heartening that you were brave enough to chew our this
| >kid who was trying to help you because he had music playing and didn't
| >say "Salaam Your Majesty, Your Holiness" instead of "yep."
| >
| >Thank you so much, Your Honor, for having posted this highly important
| >crap to show us how Enlightened you are. I hope you assigned the little
| >demeaning brat to hell. Particularly for his arrogance. Imagine being
| >proud of being promoted in one of his first jobs. The insufferable cad.
| >But that's right, you never have had a job, have you?
| >
| >pavane
| >
| Wow. I sure didn't get all of that out of what you quoted.
|

I clipped. Go back to Petey's original posting.

On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 23:46:16 -0500, "pavane"
> wrote:

>
>"sf" > wrote in message ...
>| On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 20:33:03 -0500, "pavane"
>| > wrote:
>|
>| >
>| >"PeterL" > wrote in message ...
>| >| Just had a conversation with a mate (in his early 60's) who's had his
>| >| first computer for about 6 months and is still learning out to fly it. He
>| >| has internet access and he has an email address.
>| >|
>| >| Anyhoo's, he typed up a report on his computer, printed it and wanted to
>| >| send me a fax!!! After a couple of explosive expletives from me, I told
>| >| him to email it to me. I've shown him how to do it on about 5 occasions
>| >| now, and he keeps forgetting as he's not using it.
>| >|
>| >| So he says "My 16yo grandson is here, tell him what has to be done and he
>| >| can show me." The kid is a 'surfer dude'.
>| >.......
>| >Blah Blah Blah
>| >
>| >So our idiot-savant "skydiving dude" hasn't figured out yet that the
>| >hand-held devices are the present and future of communications, and
>| >the use of a silent-room pc to send attachments to emails is quite
>| >passé. But it is heartening that you were brave enough to chew our this
>| >kid who was trying to help you because he had music playing and didn't
>| >say "Salaam Your Majesty, Your Holiness" instead of "yep."
>| >
>| >Thank you so much, Your Honor, for having posted this highly important
>| >crap to show us how Enlightened you are. I hope you assigned the little
>| >demeaning brat to hell. Particularly for his arrogance. Imagine being
>| >proud of being promoted in one of his first jobs. The insufferable cad.
>| >But that's right, you never have had a job, have you?
>| >
>| >pavane
>| >
>| Wow. I sure didn't get all of that out of what you quoted.
>|
>
>I clipped. Go back to Petey's original posting.
>
He's in my kill file and he's not coming out.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

"sf" > wrote in message ...
| On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 23:46:16 -0500, "pavane"
| > wrote:

| .......

| >I clipped. Go back to Petey's original posting.
| >
| He's in my kill file and he's not coming out.

You are very wise...