On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 12:09:15 -0500, "Al Bundy" <don't email.me@all>
wrote:

>
>"Peggy Elliott" > wrote in message
...
>> I had a Dalmatian that loved to dig. Her reason was to cool off, tho. I
>> got her a kids wading pool and filled it with water and she never dug
>> again. Now I have hound who digs HUGE craters in search of critters as
>> yours does. Moles, voles, mice, bunnies, frogs, you name it... she will
>> eat anything. She's had a steady diet of cat poo for 3 years and she's
>> never gotten sick from it. But the cats are all healthy. ;^)
>> I just keep re-seeding. Putting dog poo on the offending spot will make
>> her stop digging there. Of course she just then starts a new spot. Its
>> a losing battle. I swear I'm going to break an ankle every time I mow
>> the back yard and hit a new crater. She is very industrious with her
>> craters. I should hire her out to an excavation company.
>> -Peg
>>
>Dear Peg,
>
>I dearly wish someone would take that Dalmation and crinkle it up into a
>little ball and stuff it up your fat ****.
>
PLONK!