Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...

http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml

And so are the birds.

Pastorio

do you actually like eating anything that begins with the word TURD

"Bob Pastorio" > wrote in message
...
> Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
>
> http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
>
> And so are the birds.
>
> Pastorio
>

Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:

> Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
>
> http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
>
> And so are the birds.

Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not amused...


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HoseHead saw Sally selling seashells by the seashore and told us all
about it on Tue, 18 Nov 2003 02:11:23 GMT:

>do you actually like eating anything that begins with the word TURD

It's all how you break up the syllables... tur-duck-en NEVER the other
way! lol (I'd just like to know where you're supposed to get hold of
50 people to consume the finished product...)

(huggles)

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On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 02:11:23 GMT, "HoseHead" >
wrote:

> do you actually like eating anything that begins with the word TURD
>
It's an icky name, but I've eaten something similar many
times... no duck though.

"j.j." > wrote in message
...
> Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:
>
> > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
> >
> > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
> >
> > And so are the birds.
>
> Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not amused...
>

Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in which a
chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of a pig inside an
ox.

Jack Meat!

"Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
om...
>
> "j.j." > wrote in message
> ...
> > Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:
> >
> > > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
> > >
> > > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
> > >
> > > And so are the birds.
> >
> > Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not amused...
> >
>
> Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in which a
> chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of a pig inside an
> ox.
>
> Jack Meat!
>

Turducken is vastly overrated - a real gimmick.


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"Peter Aitken" > wrote in message
m...
> "Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
> om...
> >
> > "j.j." > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:
> > >
> > > > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
> > > >
> > > > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
> > > >
> > > > And so are the birds.
> > >
> > > Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not amused...
> > >
> >
> > Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in which
a
> > chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of a pig inside
an
> > ox.
> >
> > Jack Meat!
> >
>
> Turducken is vastly overrated - a real gimmick.
>


I agree, Peter. I've taken to wearing sunglasses all the time so people
don't see my eyes roll upward upon hearing those magic words "oh, we're
having a turducken!".

Jack Burnt

"Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
m...
>
> "Peter Aitken" > wrote in message
> m...
> > "Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
> > om...
> > >
> > > "j.j." > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:
> > > >
> > > > > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
> > > > >
> > > > > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
> > > > >
> > > > > And so are the birds.
> > > >
> > > > Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not
amused...
> > > >
> > >
> > > Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in
which
> a
> > > chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of a pig inside
> an
> > > ox.
> > >
> > > Jack Meat!
> > >
> >
> > Turducken is vastly overrated - a real gimmick.
> >
>
>
> I agree, Peter. I've taken to wearing sunglasses all the time so people
> don't see my eyes roll upward upon hearing those magic words "oh, we're
> having a turducken!".
>
> Jack Burnt
>

Ain't it the truth. It seems to me that a turducken is designed to ensure
that at least 2 of the 3 birds will be improperly cooked.


--
Peter Aitken

Remove the crap from my email address before using.

Hark! I heard "Jack Schidt®" > say:
>
> "Peter Aitken" > wrote in message
> m...
> > "Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
> > om...
> > > "j.j." > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:

> > > > > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
> > > > >
> > > > > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
> > > > >
> > > > > And so are the birds.

> > > > Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not
> > > > amused...

> > > Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in
> > > which a chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of
> > > a pig inside an ox.
> > >
> > > Jack Meat!

I suppose I can see this as making sense, back when it's wasn't
feasible to pick meat from the butcher or local stupidmarket. If
you've gotta cook it, why not have it all done at once and feel
lots of people?

> > Turducken is vastly overrated - a real gimmick.

> I agree, Peter. I've taken to wearing sunglasses all the time so people
> don't see my eyes roll upward upon hearing those magic words "oh, we're
> having a turducken!".
>
> Jack Burnt

I haven't tried one myself, I just don't see it as being worth the
work and/or money. As the link Bob posted points out, it's quite a
job to create (ya can't just shove each bird up the other's, um,
tailfeather area). Or you can pay $50+ and have it done for you,
hence my distaste at Hubby's suggestion. If God wanted us to eat
Turducken, fowl would have larger rear openings... ;-)


--
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...fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!

Peter Aitken wrote:
>
> "Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
> m...
> >
> > "Peter Aitken" > wrote in message
> > m...
> > > "Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
> > > om...
> > > >
> > > > "j.j." > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And so are the birds.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not
> amused...
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in
> which
> > a
> > > > chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of a pig inside
> > an
> > > > ox.
> > > >
> > > > Jack Meat!
> > > >
> > >
> > > Turducken is vastly overrated - a real gimmick.
> > >
> >
> >
> > I agree, Peter. I've taken to wearing sunglasses all the time so people
> > don't see my eyes roll upward upon hearing those magic words "oh, we're
> > having a turducken!".
> >
> > Jack Burnt
> >
>
> Ain't it the truth. It seems to me that a turducken is designed to ensure
> that at least 2 of the 3 birds will be improperly cooked.
>
> --
> Peter Aitken
>
> Remove the crap from my email address before using.

I'd also worry about the amount of FAT that cooks out of the duck
carcass! Where would it go? Ick! I've cooked many ducks, and I use a
raised grill for them in the roasting container!

If I were to try this, I'd probably choose a turkey that a chicken would
fit inside, then maybe stuff the chicken with a cornish game hen, or a
pigeon or quail...

I'd never use a duck.

K.

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"Jack Schidt®" wrote:
>
> "j.j." > wrote in message
> ...
> > Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:
> >
> > > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
> > >
> > > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
> > >
> > > And so are the birds.
> >
> > Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not amused...
> >
>
> Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in which a
> chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of a pig inside an
> ox.
>
> Jack Meat!

Or a middle-eastern recipe for a stuffed camel.

http://home.tiac.net/~cri/1997/camel.html

I kind of like the opening sentence "Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get
over the hump)..."

Bert

> wrote in message
...
> "Jack Schidt®" wrote:
> >
> > "j.j." > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:
> > >
> > > > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
> > > >
> > > > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
> > > >
> > > > And so are the birds.
> > >
> > > Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not amused...
> > >
> >
> > Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in which
a
> > chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of a pig inside
an
> > ox.
> >
> > Jack Meat!
>
> Or a middle-eastern recipe for a stuffed camel.
>
> http://home.tiac.net/~cri/1997/camel.html
>
> I kind of like the opening sentence "Skin, trim and clean camel (once you
get
> over the hump)..."
>
> Bert

haha! I like 'Serves friendly crowd of 80-100'

Jack Mass

On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 11:13:54 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> wrote:

>
>"j.j." > wrote in message
...
>> Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:
>>
>> > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
>> >
>> > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
>> >
>> > And so are the birds.
>>
>> Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not amused...
>>
>
>Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in which a
>chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of a pig inside an
>ox.
>
>Jack Meat!
>
last to get eaten wins!

your pal,
partridge

On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 21:53:01 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> wrote:

>
>"Peter Aitken" > wrote in message
om...
>> "Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
>> om...
>> >
>> > "j.j." > wrote in message
>> > ...
>> > > Hark! I heard Bob Pastorio > say:
>> > >
>> > > > Dearly beloved, we are gathered today...
>> > > >
>> > > > http://origins.colorado.edu/~kachun/turducken.shtml
>> > > >
>> > > > And so are the birds.
>> > >
>> > > Hubby suggested I make one of these for Christmas. I was not amused...
>> > >
>> >
>> > Turducken is almost a downsized copy of an ancient slavic feast in which
>a
>> > chicken was cooked inside of a goose was cooked inside of a pig inside
>an
>> > ox.
>> >
>> > Jack Meat!
>> >
>>
>> Turducken is vastly overrated - a real gimmick.
>>
>
>
>I agree, Peter. I've taken to wearing sunglasses all the time so people
>don't see my eyes roll upward upon hearing those magic words "oh, we're
>having a turducken!".
>
>Jack Burnt
>
probably better than a squahbeetradish.

your pal,
blake

"Jack Schidt®" wrote:

> I agree, Peter. I've taken to wearing sunglasses all the time so people
> don't see my eyes roll upward upon hearing those magic words "oh, we're
> having a turducken!".

I just saw someone make one on tv yesterday. I just thought
something like ... that's stupid. Amazing I lived this long
without seeing a turducken.

nancy

"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
...
> "Jack Schidt®" wrote:
>
> > I agree, Peter. I've taken to wearing sunglasses all the time so people
> > don't see my eyes roll upward upon hearing those magic words "oh, we're
> > having a turducken!".
>
> I just saw someone make one on tv yesterday. I just thought
> something like ... that's stupid. Amazing I lived this long
> without seeing a turducken.
>
> nancy

Kinda anticlimactic, yes? I think it proves the old adage "just because you
CAN do something doesn't mean you have to."

Jack Overkill

Jack Schidt® wrote:
> "Nancy Young" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>"Jack Schidt®" wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I agree, Peter. I've taken to wearing sunglasses all the time so people
>>>don't see my eyes roll upward upon hearing those magic words "oh, we're
>>>having a turducken!".
>>
>>I just saw someone make one on tv yesterday. I just thought
>>something like ... that's stupid. Amazing I lived this long
>>without seeing a turducken.
>>
>>nancy
>
>
> Kinda anticlimactic, yes? I think it proves the old adage "just because you
> CAN do something doesn't mean you have to."
>
> Jack Overkill
>
>

I have trouble getting past the name -- TURDucken

Best regards,
Bob